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*Loud music*

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How are you getting on there? Mega Xenomorph. Panthers, Brooklyn, Frankish Golds, Keira Davey, Red Ephemers, Ross Kemp, Beardsman MEP, J.G. McHugh, Kyle Simpson, Black Tom, J.Mac, how are you Francis? How are you J.Mac? Liam Murphy, Echo Flex, Bonzo, bad name, bad meme.

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Just watching the game. It's 0-0 at the moment but no better time than to continue the amazing saga that is EastEnders the video game. Let me turn down the mic. It's looking a little bit hot there.

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I think the mic is hot. Test, test, test, one, two. Uh... We didn't get round to finishing the original concept of EastEnders the video game. And uh... We got as far as getting into the police station and we kept on getting killed.

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There's no better time to continue it. As I was waiting to come on the stream there... I noticed as well I turned down the match for a second. The attention to detail from the makers, the creators of the game.

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I'm gonna turn up the little volume of the game slider here. And uh... They've added some sniff noises from your man like... Like paranoid kinda frenzy. He's a Cockney gangster. See if you can pick it up here.

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*Scoffs* You hear that? *Scoffs*

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Brooklyn... Brooklyn... Brooklyn Lukey, thank you very much for your tip. You simply say... "Suuuuz!" *Scoffs*

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*Scoffs* Can you hear these little sniffs he's doing? *Scoffs*

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*Scoffs* He's uh... He's a paranoid man. The story so far is that um... He... Has to get back his son. And they've killed his wife Suze. Suze is toast. Suze went down the... The... The stinker. Uh... She ended up in the gutter. And now... Uh... He has to save his son. So we will do that. And I'll keep you abreast. I think Tom is there on board. Tom? How are things? Are you there, Tom?

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*Scoffs* How are you getting on? What's your story? *Scoffs* Thank you very much, Pat Butcher. Thank you very much.

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*Scoffs* Thanks very much there, Tom. And thanks very much for the tip. How are you getting on there, Tom? You watching the match?

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*Scoffs* I am, yeah. It's... 0-0. Got the plucky little Japanese fellas versus... The little Croatian fellas. Even though they're not little. But there is one little fella for Croatia who's doing the magic. That's none other than Modric.

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*Scoffs* Modric. Modric. Modric. Modric is right. Franky Schoonz. Thank you very much. Uh... For the tip, Franky Schoonz has been missing having a good lean against the wall of Pash while... Look at... Let's hopefully we can get... Let's hopefully we can get...

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...Leaning very, very soon.

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*Scoffs* That is the truth as we enter Sun Hill... Cop Shop.

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*Scoffs* Sorry, I was held up. Some maniac drivers out there.

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*Scoffs* Maniac drivers out there. *Scoffs* And we have... Stole a BT telecommunications van, parked it round the back. And now we have to follow this policeman...

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*Scoffs* Into... The communications room. The rack room or whatever. And... Uh... Pose as a telecommunications engineer. But then... When his back is turned... We turn into the nasty pieces of work that we are.

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*Scoffs* Right. This is it. I'll leave you to it. *Scoffs* And there he goes. That's your man. He's left us to it. Very little security inside the police station here. And... Uh... We've been left here as a lovely...

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...little yellow pages there on the table. Poddy Bob, thank you very much for the tip. And... Uh... Anaconda G. None other than Anaconda G, Tom.

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*Scoffs* Anaconda G. Z. And the E. Z. With the Fort Treesy. Thank you very much. And... Uh... Glenn Patrick and Rico Doherty. Thank you very much. Come on, Wesh. Tam. Yes, from... Daddy Ottombs who's... Can I get a come on, Wesh? Look, I can't... I can't do the accent myself. But, uh... Francis, maybe you can.

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Maybe you can.

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I can't at the moment do it.

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I'm not really as good as doing it as our extended family member,

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Tony Higgins, who lives over in London.

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He goes by the stage name as Tony Hamlets.

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I think we do have him on the line as well.

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Tony, are you there, Tony?

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How's it going, mate? You all right?

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We're good, we're good.

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We're actually getting a few questions in here,

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and we want to get a few come on West Ham's.

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Can you do the come on West Ham's?

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Well, let's do this.

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Come on West Ham!

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Lovely stuff there from Tony.

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My cousin, second cousin, removed Tony Hamlets,

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or Tony Higgins.

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Tony Higson, I beg your pardon.

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His stage name is Tony Hamlets.

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Now, this is a great little situation.

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The attention to detail inside this police station here is second to none.

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They've got a very drab, grey, beige area, workplace, work,

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downtime zone with a dartboard,

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a few fruit machines, space invaders,

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a couple of pool tables in there as well.

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You can hear it.

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Choo, choo, choo, choo, choo, choo, choo.

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Jackie, thank you very much for the tip there.

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Jonathan Doyle, Robbie and Hanleyman, and Hoobie,

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and Dagenham Motors, Rico Doherty, and Kinky John Fowler.

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Thank you all, lads.

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Very, very kind of you.

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So happy you're back to finish this, says Dagenham Motors.

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Yeah, look, sometimes it just goes like that.

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You know, we do start in earnest, but we might fail or stop in earnest as well.

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I don't know what the opposite to stopping would be.

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If you started in earnest, I'm not sure if you stop in earnest.

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Maybe you can enlighten me there as somebody.

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I'm not sure if you know what I'm trying to clutch for there in the mind space,

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but it is out there.

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Thank you very much, Joe McGann, Ryan McDyre, and Merle.

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Thank you very much.

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We say a big happy birthday to Aisling O'Neill.

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She's off to celebrate with some Mongolian folk metal boys tonight.

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That's great.

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Well, make sure you look after yourself as well,

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and don't go too heavy on the Mongolian folk.

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Just see where our hotkeys are there, so we know how to save this.

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We want to save the states.

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Joe McGann, thank you very much.

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Phil Mitchell's hairbrush, thank you very much.

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We need to save the states of the games.

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We don't want to be relying on the memory card or the fucking checkpoint,

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reload into a checkpoint scenario.

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We want absolute, total control over the game.

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Load state is F3.

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Save state is F1.

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Just for anyone who's interested,

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This is a PS2 era game.

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2001 or 2002, maybe.

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We're running it on PCSX2.

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The PlayStation 2 emulator for PC.

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And Big Tripod, thank you very much for your kind of generous tip there.

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So the idea here is to go to the evidence room, which is up here.

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We got here the last time we got murdered.

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I'm going to make the, not make the same mistake and save it.

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So we get inside the evidence room.

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As you can see here, lots of evidence around drugs in drug bags, exhibit bags, seals, labels.

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Big Tripod, thank you very much.

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And then there's a piece on the floor, which we have there.

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And a few meat cleavers and a big shotgun.

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We're going to save this.

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Take a sip of water here before it all kicks off.

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Still 0-0 time, is it?

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Yeah.

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Seems to be.

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Croatia are holding the ball up well here.

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They're controlling the game so far.

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It's a Croatian possession game.

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But look, there are no shit teams at this World Cup.

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And as you know, it's the Asians who surprise you with their technical ability to maneuver the ball as well.

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And the Japanese and Koreans both playing today.

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Japan versus Croatia.

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And I think that's South Korea up against Brazil later on.

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So look, anything could happen.

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Were you surprised last night at any of the results yesterday?

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Or England were playing?

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France were playing?

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France got a good victory.

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England got a good victory.

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What was the story there?

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Yeah.

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Killian Mbappacino for France doing the business.

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And they absolutely dominated Poland.

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Poland looked absolutely cat.

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But they haven't been great all tournament.

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And England, yeah.

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England, the score was 3-0, 4-0, was it?

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I'm not sure.

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I'm asking you.

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England were, the goals were soft enough now.

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And I don't think they're going to have the ability to be able to score goals as easy as they did against Senegal, as they will do against France.

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But Sherlock remains to be seen.

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I thought Senegal would have put up a bit more of a fight against England.

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But they didn't really pose any defensive problems.

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So it was a steamroll scenario for both France and England, really.

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But we'll see what happens there in the quarterfinal coming up.

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Back to the game.

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Back to the getaway.

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Back to the getaway is right.

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Thanks very much there, Dungarees and Big Tripod.

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Now, the gun has been got.

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We have a piece in our hands.

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And I believe it is L.

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We've saved the state so we don't get fucked up.

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We've got an L1.

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If we press L1, R1, R2, he'll aim it at anyone.

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But if we press L1, I think he targets auto-target, which is what we want.

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So we have to go and find a woman who's a bad ombre.

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And that guy there in the suspenders, look.

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I think he's a bent copper.

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But we're going to take down to Chinatown.

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Before I forget, leave the Yardy report out.

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It's surplus information.

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Surplus information.

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What did you say, boss?

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Now, we've got the gun drawn.

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It's going to kick off.

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So we might have to turn down the volume on the game soon enough.

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Ian Beale Fan Club.

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Thank you very much there, Ian Beale Fan Club.

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We've put the gun away.

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I'm not sure if anyone

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is taking us to account yet.

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There's a few filth over here.

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Look, the filth have congregated inside Sun Hill.

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A corridor.

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Brain slug.

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Thank you very much.

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We can keep walking down here.

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And then turn left at the end of the corridor.

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Yeah, that's it.

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If we just walk around like this.

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So far, so good.

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I...

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Uh-oh.

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I'm not sure if we should save it either in case we fucking softlock ourselves in a bad situation.

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Getting pistol whipped.

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Getting pistol whipped.

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What we'll do is we'll hide around here.

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Take out our gun.

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Where's the gunage?

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We'll lean against some computers here.

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We're getting shot through the window.

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That's not great.

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And that's us done.

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That's us done.

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So not a great start so far.

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Tony, come in, Tony.

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What do you think of that?

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You absolutely gaffed that up, didn't you?

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What you need to do is get out of your pistol as soon as you grab it in the evidence room

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and then bosh, bosh, bosh.

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Oi, oi, oi, oi.

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Bosh, bosh, bosh.

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Oi, oi, oi.

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All the way down to Chinatown, son.

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Because the way you're playing it right there is a little bit kinglier.

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You need to wind your neck in and start...

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start fucking thinking.

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Right?

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Thanks very much, Tony.

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Ice Stole from Sterling.

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Thanks very much.

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And Brain Schlug, thank you very much.

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Have you sampled the festive five ounce since its long-awaited return to Supermax?

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I didn't know you were talking about a burger there.

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But I do know that they have a selection of prime beef meats going there.

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And it's the five ounce, it's the ten ounce.

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I haven't heard of the festive five ounce.

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To be honest with you now, the burgers in Supermax,

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the meat smells different to, you know, the McDonald's meat and Burger King meat.

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I'm not too gone on it.

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But I love the chicken specials.

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I'm a big, big exponent of their chicken world that they've got going on.

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Big, big fan of the chicken work they've been doing down there.

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Supreme Chicken Sandwich.

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It's great news.

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And it's a chicken, it's a chicken breast fillet sandwich, you know.

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It's not a chicken burger.

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I ordered one the other day and I went down to collect it and I said,

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I ordered the chicken burger.

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And he correct me, he goes,

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it's not a burger you ordered.

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It's a fucking chicken sandwich, you know.

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And that was in front of a lot of people.

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I was, I said, oh, sorry, I got it wrong.

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I meant to say chicken sandwich is what I ordered.

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So they do differentiate.

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It's not a burger.

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It's a fucking sandwich breast fillet.

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And I really do enjoy those.

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But the meat smells, smells strange.

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I'm just going to go out and say that.

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But it's fine.

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I just need to caveat that, that their food is fine.

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Now, let's go back to our evidence room committee inquiry.

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There we go.

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It says more about McDonald's and Burger King than it does Supermax's Gibbs.

232
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So, well, yeah, in a way, I'd never really thought about it

233
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until I seen a comment, someone say it under,

234
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underneath a disparaging article about the Supermax owner,

235
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who, if I remember correctly, was given out about the

236
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pandemic unemployment payment.

237
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He was saying that it was wrong to be paying people that much

238
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because he couldn't hire people to work in his establishment.

239
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And then someone wrote underneath in the comments,

240
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the smell of the meat is bad.

241
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I prefer McDonald's something.

242
00:16:07,260 --> 00:16:08,280
And then I thought, you know what?

243
00:16:08,440 --> 00:16:10,500
It isn't bad, but it does smell different.

244
00:16:10,500 --> 00:16:14,480
But sausage bap is stuta.

245
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Thank you very much.

246
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Had a lovely full English breakfast the last day in the East End last year.

247
00:16:19,640 --> 00:16:23,560
Not much to add to that, but I feel the need to tell my story.

248
00:16:23,760 --> 00:16:25,940
Didn't care for the beans, though, you say.

249
00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:26,820
Oh, that's great stuff.

250
00:16:26,960 --> 00:16:31,300
Well, look, maybe next time you get yourself down to a different greasy spoon.

251
00:16:31,300 --> 00:16:34,480
Let's get going here.

252
00:16:34,480 --> 00:16:40,440
Sorry, we can hear some cops, some filth talking shite around the corner here.

253
00:16:40,560 --> 00:16:41,680
Beppe from EastEnders.

254
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Thanks very much for the tip.

255
00:16:43,460 --> 00:16:44,320
Dirty Beppe.

256
00:16:46,980 --> 00:16:49,380
We'll put that gun away there and just do the Solid Snake.

257
00:16:49,620 --> 00:16:53,400
Around this time, Solid Snake was big, big shit in the games world.

258
00:16:54,120 --> 00:16:58,020
And sneaking up against walls, all the games manufacturers and games makers,

259
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they had to implement.

260
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Can you sneak it?

261
00:17:01,320 --> 00:17:03,900
Can you pin yourself against the wall and sneak around?

262
00:17:04,320 --> 00:17:06,480
Because if you can't do that, we're not selling the game.

263
00:17:07,140 --> 00:17:08,540
That's what people want now.

264
00:17:09,300 --> 00:17:10,540
It's Kojima or bust.

265
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Continue.

266
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How'd you get off the wall?

267
00:17:15,680 --> 00:17:17,920
Okay, so there we'll withdraw the pistol there.

268
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I'm going to deal with a bird.

269
00:17:27,320 --> 00:17:29,600
You're going to do what her majesty paid you to do.

270
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Now get on with it.

271
00:17:31,100 --> 00:17:33,680
So he just said there, I'm going to deal with the bird.

272
00:17:34,080 --> 00:17:36,100
And you're going to deal with the...

273
00:17:36,100 --> 00:17:38,700
You're going to do what her majesty paid you to do.

274
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And as you can see, it's dated because the queen has died now.

275
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The queen has died.

276
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So her majesty paid you to do.

277
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It would have been...

278
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It should be his majesty.

279
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So I'm just going to show you these games.

280
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They're a window into the time in which they were made as well.

281
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Well, look at this.

282
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And that's him.

283
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He's doing the shuffle.

284
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He's doing the Sun Hill shuffle.

285
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That's lovely.

286
00:18:02,400 --> 00:18:03,160
And it's R1.

287
00:18:03,500 --> 00:18:05,060
We've just discovered it's R1.

288
00:18:05,180 --> 00:18:06,540
And we've picked up a second pistol.

289
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Dual wielding the pistols.

290
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A Kimbo.

291
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And we're pistol whipping these guys.

292
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That's lovely stuff.

293
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That's really nice.

294
00:18:15,520 --> 00:18:17,600
We'll go up to the wall here and do a little bit of leaning.

295
00:18:17,780 --> 00:18:21,460
This is exactly what Frankie Scones was wanting to happen.

296
00:18:22,100 --> 00:18:23,680
We don't want to get done in by this...

297
00:18:23,680 --> 00:18:26,940
We've been arrested by a man with a pleasant face.

298
00:18:27,240 --> 00:18:29,140
Doesn't look like a kind of man who would...

299
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Go up against you at quite blank range with a gun.

300
00:18:34,220 --> 00:18:35,440
But he is that man.

301
00:18:35,600 --> 00:18:36,840
And that's what he's done, Tom.

302
00:18:37,640 --> 00:18:37,940
Yeah.

303
00:18:38,280 --> 00:18:40,540
Still a little here with Japan and Croatia.

304
00:18:40,780 --> 00:18:42,060
But look...

305
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You need to make sure you've got your pistols drawn.

306
00:18:44,620 --> 00:18:45,980
And you're ready to rock.

307
00:18:46,700 --> 00:18:49,240
Because these guys do not play around.

308
00:18:49,360 --> 00:18:50,420
It's not monkey business.

309
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In this world.

310
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Thanks for that, Tom.

311
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Lovely bit of tennis elbow there from the copper.

312
00:19:04,720 --> 00:19:08,200
Howie Francis, running the numbers here in the background on my good friend Jukebox Connors.

313
00:19:08,300 --> 00:19:10,800
And you are still on track for the speed run deluxe.

314
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Says Flembag.

315
00:19:12,040 --> 00:19:12,700
That's great stuff.

316
00:19:12,880 --> 00:19:14,720
Let's just go all in here and see what we can do.

317
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Yes.

318
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That's it.

319
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That's it.

320
00:19:23,140 --> 00:19:24,540
We're having it large.

321
00:19:25,260 --> 00:19:26,600
Kevin and Perry go large.

322
00:19:27,600 --> 00:19:29,320
And now we're getting the vibrations.

323
00:19:29,600 --> 00:19:33,220
We need to go inside the evidence room and do a little bit of leaning.

324
00:19:33,460 --> 00:19:34,360
Tony, are you there?

325
00:19:35,240 --> 00:19:36,120
Well, that's...

326
00:19:36,120 --> 00:19:36,840
Oi, oi, oi.

327
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That's it.

328
00:19:37,900 --> 00:19:38,640
Do a bit of leaning.

329
00:19:39,160 --> 00:19:40,900
Get yourself a spick and span.

330
00:19:41,280 --> 00:19:42,020
Turn around.

331
00:19:42,360 --> 00:19:45,160
Don't get fucking done in by a copper.

332
00:19:45,700 --> 00:19:47,520
Give the filth both barrels.

333
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Like that.

334
00:19:48,400 --> 00:19:48,860
That's it.

335
00:19:49,860 --> 00:19:52,420
And make sure they remember your name.

336
00:19:54,920 --> 00:19:57,540
Thanks very much for that lovely input.

337
00:19:57,780 --> 00:19:58,500
He's not leaning.

338
00:19:58,620 --> 00:20:00,100
He doesn't seem to lean against...

339
00:20:01,260 --> 00:20:01,460
Oh, yeah.

340
00:20:01,460 --> 00:20:02,900
He's leaning against the filing cabinets.

341
00:20:03,040 --> 00:20:04,500
He wouldn't lean against the filing cabinets.

342
00:20:04,600 --> 00:20:06,120
He's leaning against the shelves here now.

343
00:20:06,640 --> 00:20:08,700
It's still 0-0 in Japan.

344
00:20:09,520 --> 00:20:09,780
Oh!

345
00:20:10,280 --> 00:20:12,740
And we've been arrested by a lady filth.

346
00:20:15,380 --> 00:20:17,700
That is a crazy bit of business.

347
00:20:18,220 --> 00:20:18,700
Tom.

348
00:20:20,600 --> 00:20:22,160
Proper crazy bit of business.

349
00:20:22,340 --> 00:20:23,940
Proper, proper naughty there.

350
00:20:24,620 --> 00:20:27,100
And that was a lady filth.

351
00:20:28,580 --> 00:20:30,220
Giving you what's for.

352
00:20:30,520 --> 00:20:33,700
Seems to be a bit of an echo coming through here on the situation.

353
00:20:36,280 --> 00:20:36,720
Yeah.

354
00:20:37,380 --> 00:20:40,040
There is an echo coming through on that.

355
00:20:40,100 --> 00:20:40,920
I'm not sure why.

356
00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:41,920
Let me just check there.

357
00:20:42,360 --> 00:20:44,680
When Tom and Tony...

358
00:20:44,680 --> 00:20:46,800
Can you just give us a blast there, Tony, if you're there?

359
00:20:47,800 --> 00:20:48,540
How's it going?

360
00:20:48,640 --> 00:20:49,620
You all right, sir?

361
00:20:54,320 --> 00:20:58,360
Yeah, there seems to be a doubling of the audio.

362
00:20:58,360 --> 00:21:02,820
But Kelvin Farrell says he can't hear an echo, which is great news for us.

363
00:21:04,320 --> 00:21:04,880
Oi, oi.

364
00:21:05,680 --> 00:21:06,880
Kelvin Farrell.

365
00:21:08,880 --> 00:21:09,340
You it?

366
00:21:10,700 --> 00:21:16,600
If that's the case, we can carry on as we wanted, as we anticipated.

367
00:21:16,600 --> 00:21:19,680
Now, let's reset the clock there.

368
00:21:20,640 --> 00:21:22,780
And let's also reset our stream here.

369
00:21:22,860 --> 00:21:30,480
And we can watch these guys, Croatia and Japan, doing the business against each other in a way in which many would be proud.

370
00:21:31,160 --> 00:21:33,100
It's still 0033 minutes ago.

371
00:21:33,100 --> 00:21:34,980
Come on, let's get this show on the road.

372
00:21:35,060 --> 00:21:35,740
This is bullshit.

373
00:21:36,320 --> 00:21:37,500
Lady Filth, 10 euro.

374
00:21:37,640 --> 00:21:38,520
Thank you very much.

375
00:21:38,600 --> 00:21:39,760
Thanks very much for the stream.

376
00:21:39,820 --> 00:21:41,420
You said thank you very much for your tip.

377
00:21:41,900 --> 00:21:42,320
And Tom?

378
00:21:43,160 --> 00:21:43,600
Bloody night.

379
00:21:43,600 --> 00:21:46,300
Yeah, I want to say thanks very much to Lady Filth for the tip there.

380
00:21:46,400 --> 00:21:48,000
And also, Burger Appreciator.

381
00:21:50,000 --> 00:22:03,920
I just want to say that wasn't, that was a message we got from someone who appreciates burgers.

382
00:22:04,280 --> 00:22:14,580
But it doesn't mean to say that the burger caused any sort of fucking, you know, hardship, digestive tract, fucking GERD, G-E-R-D or anything like that.

383
00:22:15,100 --> 00:22:15,580
Who knows?

384
00:22:15,580 --> 00:22:18,400
That guy could have had 10 pints as well.

385
00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:24,640
So it's just want to distance ourselves from any disparaging remarks about food.

386
00:22:25,580 --> 00:22:26,780
And what about this though?

387
00:22:27,900 --> 00:22:28,600
That's lovely.

388
00:22:30,080 --> 00:22:32,400
And we've got, that's our alarm.

389
00:22:33,620 --> 00:22:34,380
That's our alarm.

390
00:22:35,820 --> 00:22:36,300
Fuck.

391
00:22:36,860 --> 00:22:39,820
And we keep getting arrested by men with soft faces.

392
00:22:40,620 --> 00:22:41,580
This is not what we wanted.

393
00:22:41,580 --> 00:22:48,580
What we should really be doing is maybe going back into the room, doing a bit of leaning and then coming back out for some more hodgepodge.

394
00:22:48,580 --> 00:22:51,260
Because that's not great for anyone.

395
00:22:53,660 --> 00:22:54,620
We've been nicked.

396
00:22:54,620 --> 00:22:56,620
Which fucking room is she in, you idiot?

397
00:22:56,760 --> 00:22:58,380
I'm not a fucking mind reader.

398
00:22:59,380 --> 00:22:59,820
One.

399
00:23:00,060 --> 00:23:01,660
We had a bloody nightmare bringing her in.

400
00:23:01,760 --> 00:23:02,880
Me, Stubbs and Ryan.

401
00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:03,700
She's lethal.

402
00:23:05,100 --> 00:23:06,960
So we're hearing the dialogue here.

403
00:23:07,060 --> 00:23:10,140
It's room number one is where the bird is.

404
00:23:10,480 --> 00:23:11,980
We need to find the bird.

405
00:23:12,140 --> 00:23:13,580
It's surplus information.

406
00:23:14,600 --> 00:23:15,460
Whatever you say, boss.

407
00:23:17,860 --> 00:23:18,940
What about this though?

408
00:23:20,860 --> 00:23:23,400
You know, you can just go out like that and then boom.

409
00:23:24,880 --> 00:23:26,280
That's a nice little situation.

410
00:23:26,400 --> 00:23:30,300
It's a nice element of the game and I'm really glad that they put that in there.

411
00:23:31,160 --> 00:23:32,200
We'll put the pistol away.

412
00:23:33,220 --> 00:23:37,300
This could be a bit of a bad situation going down, following these guys straight away like this.

413
00:23:41,940 --> 00:23:45,800
Let's go around the back here.

414
00:23:45,940 --> 00:23:52,540
I wonder if we can stealth our way around like this without causing any trouble.

415
00:23:56,060 --> 00:23:57,780
Let's save that with the F1.

416
00:23:57,780 --> 00:24:17,340
Ian's World says you're not meant to be killing the filth.

417
00:24:17,720 --> 00:24:18,600
You need to sneak around.

418
00:24:18,680 --> 00:24:19,100
Great stuff.

419
00:24:20,360 --> 00:24:23,680
It was my understanding that you could, well, you could go guns blazing.

420
00:24:23,780 --> 00:24:26,200
That is one approach, but you don't have to, which is great.

421
00:24:26,200 --> 00:24:34,580
Bit of stealth.

422
00:24:35,600 --> 00:24:37,940
Alright, I'm doing an impression of Tony there.

423
00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:38,280
Tony.

424
00:24:39,200 --> 00:24:40,220
Yeah, watch it.

425
00:24:41,220 --> 00:24:43,760
Make sure you're getting your stealth boots on.

426
00:24:44,420 --> 00:24:48,600
Because it's going to get very, very naughty very soon.

427
00:24:49,480 --> 00:24:51,460
I tell you, a claret's going to be spilled.

428
00:24:53,060 --> 00:24:55,080
You're going to need a mop and bucket, sunshine.

429
00:24:55,080 --> 00:24:59,060
Thank you very much, milk snake.

430
00:24:59,360 --> 00:25:01,460
Very, very kind of you there, milk snake.

431
00:25:01,740 --> 00:25:02,140
Milksnake.

432
00:25:03,920 --> 00:25:06,920
You could have won a free burger, but you got the temperature wrong.

433
00:25:07,000 --> 00:25:08,220
Thanks very much for that, you say.

434
00:25:08,780 --> 00:25:10,900
And we're doing well, actually, here.

435
00:25:11,560 --> 00:25:12,060
Uh-oh.

436
00:25:12,100 --> 00:25:12,780
Get back downstairs.

437
00:25:12,940 --> 00:25:13,920
It's police only up here.

438
00:25:14,200 --> 00:25:14,400
Okay.

439
00:25:16,900 --> 00:25:18,880
Good job they didn't pull out a piece there.

440
00:25:21,020 --> 00:25:22,440
Custody area down here.

441
00:25:22,520 --> 00:25:23,820
Maybe worth a safe state.

442
00:25:23,920 --> 00:25:24,540
I'm serious.

443
00:25:24,840 --> 00:25:25,400
Get out.

444
00:25:29,400 --> 00:25:31,320
Tony Hawk's Mo Slater.

445
00:25:31,460 --> 00:25:32,420
Thank you very much.

446
00:25:32,600 --> 00:25:33,540
And Brian Thompson.

447
00:25:33,680 --> 00:25:36,480
Asked Tom, will he be doing any Schlug Aaron streams over the Christmas time?

448
00:25:38,320 --> 00:25:39,320
I'm not sure yet.

449
00:25:39,400 --> 00:25:41,280
Look, we've got enough on our plate right here.

450
00:25:41,760 --> 00:25:44,140
But the emphasis was always on bus.

451
00:25:44,660 --> 00:25:48,700
And we were always going to try and implement the findings that we got in Germany over the summer.

452
00:25:48,780 --> 00:25:50,680
It's just a matter of time.

453
00:25:52,100 --> 00:25:53,240
It is just a matter of time.

454
00:25:53,300 --> 00:25:54,600
Now, it's all about to kick off.

455
00:25:54,660 --> 00:25:55,120
It's all gone.

456
00:25:55,220 --> 00:25:55,740
Pete Tong.

457
00:25:57,640 --> 00:25:58,960
Downstairs near the evidence room.

458
00:25:59,040 --> 00:26:00,800
And that's a lovely bit of claret spilt.

459
00:26:01,520 --> 00:26:02,680
Let's do a bit of leaning here.

460
00:26:02,720 --> 00:26:04,060
Snakey, thank you very much.

461
00:26:04,900 --> 00:26:07,620
Who says, Swinford Garda Station is looking well.

462
00:26:07,680 --> 00:26:09,300
They must be getting some grant money.

463
00:26:11,240 --> 00:26:17,360
And how much of this, would have this game had to be ripped out slash cut to suit the modern politically correct world?

464
00:26:18,100 --> 00:26:20,720
Asks Tony Hawk's Mo Slater.

465
00:26:21,020 --> 00:26:23,840
We've got a dual, dual wielding pistols here.

466
00:26:25,060 --> 00:26:26,800
Just before I go on.

467
00:26:26,800 --> 00:26:27,600
Do you hear that alarm?

468
00:26:28,980 --> 00:26:30,500
Is that annoying?

469
00:26:30,680 --> 00:26:31,460
Shall I turn that down?

470
00:26:31,600 --> 00:26:33,240
Or is it just, is it okay?

471
00:26:33,340 --> 00:26:33,940
Is it bearable?

472
00:26:34,220 --> 00:26:35,340
And does it add to the immersion?

473
00:26:35,880 --> 00:26:37,060
Not the immersion heater.

474
00:26:38,620 --> 00:26:40,640
But the immersion of the game.

475
00:26:41,280 --> 00:26:42,340
That you're witnessing.

476
00:26:42,640 --> 00:26:43,440
I want to know.

477
00:26:43,460 --> 00:26:45,160
I just don't want it to be fucking wrecking.

478
00:26:45,180 --> 00:26:45,580
It's grand.

479
00:26:45,700 --> 00:26:46,240
Okay, great stuff.

480
00:26:46,740 --> 00:26:47,380
Let's continue.

481
00:26:47,940 --> 00:26:49,960
So we're dual wielding pistols here.

482
00:26:50,220 --> 00:26:51,220
And this is nice.

483
00:26:51,360 --> 00:26:52,740
This is what we wanted to happen.

484
00:26:52,840 --> 00:26:54,720
A lovely bit of leanage going on here.

485
00:26:54,920 --> 00:26:55,920
Lean meat.

486
00:26:55,920 --> 00:26:56,760
Lean mints.

487
00:26:56,960 --> 00:26:59,200
Less than 5% fat.

488
00:26:59,680 --> 00:27:00,500
And look at that.

489
00:27:00,800 --> 00:27:02,480
Not much fat left there anyway.

490
00:27:03,020 --> 00:27:04,380
Because he's gone into the ground.

491
00:27:04,480 --> 00:27:05,420
He's worm food.

492
00:27:06,100 --> 00:27:07,740
Just an average day of work for him.

493
00:27:07,940 --> 00:27:11,900
And going back to what you asked there, Tony Hawk.

494
00:27:12,900 --> 00:27:15,020
Would this game be made now?

495
00:27:15,060 --> 00:27:15,640
I doubt it.

496
00:27:16,400 --> 00:27:19,500
Because there's some hyper violence going on.

497
00:27:19,500 --> 00:27:23,560
I doubt you'd even get away with this sort of going into a police station.

498
00:27:24,120 --> 00:27:26,500
And absolutely shooting at everyone to bits.

499
00:27:27,160 --> 00:27:28,120
Because it's too much.

500
00:27:28,240 --> 00:27:28,980
It's too...

501
00:27:28,980 --> 00:27:30,900
I know the graphics are a little blocky here.

502
00:27:30,900 --> 00:27:32,900
But I think it's a...

503
00:27:33,900 --> 00:27:34,900
It's too hardcore.

504
00:27:36,900 --> 00:27:39,520
I know Grand Theft Auto does a lot worse.

505
00:27:40,320 --> 00:27:43,600
But it's fair to say their graphics are a lot more cartoony.

506
00:27:43,960 --> 00:27:44,820
It's obviously...

507
00:27:44,820 --> 00:27:47,160
Looking back at this now, it looks fucking cat.

508
00:27:47,300 --> 00:27:48,120
Looks like cartoon.

509
00:27:48,240 --> 00:27:54,260
But at the time, it was a lot more realistic than GTA in art style, you know?

510
00:27:57,260 --> 00:28:00,980
Suffered from not having, obviously, the big budget of GTA.

511
00:28:01,120 --> 00:28:03,700
Didn't have the solid gameplay.

512
00:28:03,840 --> 00:28:08,580
The great drive-in and all the action that that series had.

513
00:28:09,020 --> 00:28:10,860
But this had its charm about it.

514
00:28:11,660 --> 00:28:14,260
Your silence is music to the killer's ears.

515
00:28:14,260 --> 00:28:15,940
All these posters around here.

516
00:28:16,680 --> 00:28:19,700
Promoting being a good citizen and all this kind of stuff.

517
00:28:20,320 --> 00:28:20,520
Fuck.

518
00:28:22,860 --> 00:28:24,440
And that's another...

519
00:28:24,440 --> 00:28:27,040
Look at the claret being spilt everywhere here.

520
00:28:27,180 --> 00:28:28,500
It's a crazy bit of business.

521
00:28:28,620 --> 00:28:28,840
Tony.

522
00:28:29,840 --> 00:28:32,300
This is just how we wanted it to be, innit?

523
00:28:32,640 --> 00:28:33,800
This is just what we want.

524
00:28:33,860 --> 00:28:34,840
Watch it, watch it!

525
00:28:34,840 --> 00:28:35,160
Oi!

526
00:28:39,820 --> 00:28:42,080
Now make sure you've got yourself leaned up.

527
00:28:42,800 --> 00:28:45,140
Lad in me, and thanks very much for this.

528
00:28:45,140 --> 00:28:50,940
See, it's about to get a little bit naughty nasty around the next corner.

529
00:28:50,940 --> 00:28:51,320
Oi!

530
00:28:53,600 --> 00:29:01,440
Let's go around this corner now very, very quickly and see if we can catch up with the fella that we're meant to be killing.

531
00:29:05,520 --> 00:29:09,480
I'm sure they send in the armed response units soon enough.

532
00:29:10,440 --> 00:29:11,320
And, uh...

533
00:29:11,320 --> 00:29:16,360
I remember dual-wielding MP5s.

534
00:29:17,000 --> 00:29:18,320
Which really was...

535
00:29:19,080 --> 00:29:21,400
At the time, nobody had done that.

536
00:29:21,520 --> 00:29:21,740
Do you know?

537
00:29:21,860 --> 00:29:24,320
I was telling you there, Grand Theft Auto had...

538
00:29:25,200 --> 00:29:28,540
You know, broke the mould and this couldn't ever live up to it.

539
00:29:28,600 --> 00:29:29,200
But...

540
00:29:29,200 --> 00:29:33,920
I don't think in GTA you could dual-wield MP5 submachine guns.

541
00:29:35,760 --> 00:29:36,900
Not sure you could now.

542
00:29:37,840 --> 00:29:40,000
I think at the time maybe Vice City had come out.

543
00:29:42,580 --> 00:29:44,700
And you could only hold one Uzi.

544
00:29:53,340 --> 00:29:54,420
Thomas McLaughlin.

545
00:29:54,500 --> 00:29:55,940
Thank you very much for the tip there.

546
00:29:56,000 --> 00:29:57,400
Well, Francis, hope you're doing well.

547
00:29:58,100 --> 00:29:59,960
And have all the santee shopping done.

548
00:30:00,020 --> 00:30:00,460
I don't.

549
00:30:01,120 --> 00:30:03,000
And not last it down the tracks again.

550
00:30:03,140 --> 00:30:04,160
I haven't yet.

551
00:30:04,480 --> 00:30:05,320
Thank you very much.

552
00:30:05,820 --> 00:30:08,020
Any Warzone plans in the future, says Ladin.

553
00:30:08,820 --> 00:30:13,720
Look, Warzone is an omnipresent presence in our lives at the moment.

554
00:30:13,820 --> 00:30:15,240
But it's very frustrating as well.

555
00:30:15,360 --> 00:30:16,940
Sometimes it brings me down.

556
00:30:18,180 --> 00:30:19,640
Playing that, it makes me depressed.

557
00:30:20,180 --> 00:30:21,520
Because I get addicted to it.

558
00:30:21,540 --> 00:30:22,120
I can't stop.

559
00:30:22,200 --> 00:30:24,280
Japan are looking nasty here against Croatia.

560
00:30:24,400 --> 00:30:25,260
My stream is behind.

561
00:30:25,340 --> 00:30:27,280
Someone said it's a Japan goal ages ago.

562
00:30:28,340 --> 00:30:28,960
Fucking hell.

563
00:30:30,920 --> 00:30:32,700
I'm only on 40...

564
00:30:32,700 --> 00:30:34,160
42, 45.

565
00:30:34,860 --> 00:30:36,580
They're just taking a corner short.

566
00:30:37,640 --> 00:30:39,380
Ball's about to get swung in.

567
00:30:39,700 --> 00:30:40,340
It's a swinger.

568
00:30:40,560 --> 00:30:41,200
It's inwards.

569
00:30:41,360 --> 00:30:43,400
And it's a lovely goal from Japan.

570
00:30:45,500 --> 00:30:45,940
Quasimodo.

571
00:30:48,160 --> 00:30:48,660
Tom?

572
00:30:49,280 --> 00:30:49,760
Yep.

573
00:30:50,140 --> 00:30:52,260
It's that man again, Tamagotchi.

574
00:30:53,260 --> 00:30:55,260
With the in-swing-in-swing chest.

575
00:30:55,260 --> 00:30:59,340
And it's a beautiful, beautiful, beautiful Mazda.

576
00:31:00,720 --> 00:31:01,760
Toyota Corolla.

577
00:31:02,440 --> 00:31:04,380
And a sweet, sweet Mitsubishi.

578
00:31:04,380 --> 00:31:07,640
And the man with the bald head did it.

579
00:31:08,640 --> 00:31:09,520
Quality goal.

580
00:31:10,660 --> 00:31:18,180
And we're getting word coming through the pipeline there that VAR is checking out the Tamagotchi buzz.

581
00:31:18,800 --> 00:31:22,900
To see whether or not it really is a goal for the Japanese.

582
00:31:23,300 --> 00:31:31,220
And it really would be amazing to see Japan do the fucking business against these Croats.

583
00:31:31,860 --> 00:31:34,620
Thank you very much there, Rusty Bullet Hole Bandit.

584
00:31:35,960 --> 00:31:37,940
And Claret and Spew Army.

585
00:31:38,300 --> 00:31:39,800
Where the hell is this guy gone?

586
00:31:40,040 --> 00:31:42,840
We're spilling Claret like there's no tomorrow here.

587
00:31:42,920 --> 00:31:43,800
We can't actually find...

588
00:31:44,840 --> 00:31:46,900
It's room number one is where we have to get to.

589
00:31:48,160 --> 00:31:48,600
Deployment.

590
00:31:48,660 --> 00:31:50,000
We don't want to go down there.

591
00:32:00,620 --> 00:32:01,580
Interview room.

592
00:32:02,240 --> 00:32:02,840
Interview room.

593
00:32:02,840 --> 00:32:03,300
Interview room's down here.

594
00:32:03,340 --> 00:32:03,560
Okay.

595
00:32:03,560 --> 00:32:03,620
Okay.

596
00:32:17,460 --> 00:32:18,380
And it's allowed.

597
00:32:18,520 --> 00:32:19,480
The goal is allowed.

598
00:32:20,620 --> 00:32:21,040
Fuck.

599
00:32:21,260 --> 00:32:21,680
There he is.

600
00:32:21,720 --> 00:32:21,860
Look.

601
00:32:23,140 --> 00:32:28,080
What's going on here?

602
00:32:30,420 --> 00:32:31,140
We did it.

603
00:32:31,220 --> 00:32:32,240
We fucking did it.

604
00:32:32,240 --> 00:32:35,920
Have some of that, you slag.

605
00:32:37,840 --> 00:32:39,200
What happened to McCormack?

606
00:32:40,640 --> 00:32:41,880
You know what happened.

607
00:32:42,560 --> 00:32:44,200
Pull a hit in a police station.

608
00:32:45,100 --> 00:32:49,700
I don't know whether to admire your expertise or marvel at your stupidity.

609
00:32:50,860 --> 00:32:51,840
So which is it?

610
00:32:53,680 --> 00:32:55,220
Cut the small talk, babe.

611
00:32:55,520 --> 00:32:56,640
The game's over for you.

612
00:32:57,520 --> 00:33:01,720
So the old bugger sent you to clip me along with McCormack?

613
00:33:01,720 --> 00:33:05,160
Nothing personal, you understand.

614
00:33:06,360 --> 00:33:08,680
So what are you waiting for?

615
00:33:09,900 --> 00:33:15,880
You've probably got 30 seconds before they burst through that door.

616
00:33:18,880 --> 00:33:21,540
It'd be a mistake to shoot me.

617
00:33:21,880 --> 00:33:22,780
You're not a hitter.

618
00:33:23,400 --> 00:33:24,520
I can tell that much.

619
00:33:25,520 --> 00:33:26,740
You're hammered, aren't you?

620
00:33:27,200 --> 00:33:28,400
And who the fuck are you?

621
00:33:29,340 --> 00:33:31,980
I was there when Charlie's boys topped your wife.

622
00:33:33,100 --> 00:33:35,560
Supposed to be a simple case of nabbing the kid.

623
00:33:36,280 --> 00:33:36,600
Ah.

624
00:33:37,260 --> 00:33:38,140
But then killed her.

625
00:33:38,140 --> 00:33:39,600
Wilson Zara Spangler, sophistic.

626
00:33:39,800 --> 00:33:40,740
Thank you very much.

627
00:33:40,800 --> 00:33:42,000
Thanks for making it easy for me.

628
00:33:42,360 --> 00:33:43,200
Oi, oi.

629
00:33:43,420 --> 00:33:44,440
I know where your kid is.

630
00:33:44,520 --> 00:33:47,060
This emulator's running so fucking slow.

631
00:33:47,180 --> 00:33:47,180
I can even get to him.

632
00:33:47,180 --> 00:33:50,560
I know the layout, the security, all of it.

633
00:33:51,600 --> 00:33:54,020
I'll help you, Hannah, if you help me.

634
00:33:56,020 --> 00:33:57,020
Why would I bother?

635
00:33:58,060 --> 00:34:01,160
Because without me, you'll never get out of this place alive.

636
00:34:01,980 --> 00:34:03,940
Not after killing the head of the flying squad.

637
00:34:04,520 --> 00:34:05,240
What are the odds?

638
00:34:06,360 --> 00:34:09,060
Exactly how much time do you reckon you've got?

639
00:34:12,120 --> 00:34:13,780
Why should I trust you?

640
00:34:14,740 --> 00:34:18,320
You haven't exactly got many friends left, have you?

641
00:34:19,340 --> 00:34:20,320
And you have?

642
00:34:21,180 --> 00:34:22,400
No, I haven't.

643
00:34:22,880 --> 00:34:23,780
But I never did.

644
00:34:25,180 --> 00:34:28,100
Look, I'm asking your help, Hammond, but I'm not gonna beg.

645
00:34:28,860 --> 00:34:29,900
Now make your decision.

646
00:34:29,900 --> 00:34:38,380
Get up.

647
00:34:39,080 --> 00:34:39,640
Get up.

648
00:34:41,840 --> 00:34:43,560
She's having a bubble bath.

649
00:34:43,900 --> 00:34:44,220
Out.

650
00:34:46,360 --> 00:34:47,060
Tell you what.

651
00:34:48,440 --> 00:34:49,300
Nice, Harris.

652
00:34:50,060 --> 00:34:51,080
Get that gun.

653
00:34:52,860 --> 00:34:54,540
We'll make it out of here, okay?

654
00:34:54,900 --> 00:34:55,880
You'll see your kid again.

655
00:34:55,880 --> 00:34:57,580
What makes you so confident?

656
00:34:58,380 --> 00:35:00,500
Right now our chances are about 100 to none.

657
00:35:00,760 --> 00:35:01,120
Probably.

658
00:35:01,760 --> 00:35:03,040
But you're forgetting something.

659
00:35:03,460 --> 00:35:05,540
For you, this is just seven crazy men better.

660
00:35:05,880 --> 00:35:07,560
But for me, this is my job.

661
00:35:08,060 --> 00:35:09,540
I kill people for a living, Mark.

662
00:35:09,700 --> 00:35:10,920
I'm good at this shit.

663
00:35:14,340 --> 00:35:18,160
Thanks very much there, March, for the tip ripper runes.

664
00:35:18,360 --> 00:35:20,880
The Cockney acting skills have gone a bit rusty on me.

665
00:35:20,880 --> 00:35:25,080
Any chance of another Tony Hamlet's master class?

666
00:35:25,160 --> 00:35:29,900
They say, well, I do have the back catalogue of Cockney moods ready to rock here.

667
00:35:30,120 --> 00:35:33,000
And I know somebody has clipped them and put them up.

668
00:35:33,520 --> 00:35:35,380
But I noticed there were a couple missing.

669
00:35:35,540 --> 00:35:35,960
I'm not sure.

670
00:35:36,300 --> 00:35:37,920
There's random ones here anyway.

671
00:35:38,140 --> 00:35:41,460
I think I might have Tamagotchi and also the one where he feeds the snake.

672
00:35:41,660 --> 00:35:42,280
There might be something.

673
00:35:42,800 --> 00:35:43,460
I'm not sure.

674
00:35:43,540 --> 00:35:44,220
Let me have a look here.

675
00:35:44,680 --> 00:35:46,660
Hello guys and welcome to the live stream.

676
00:35:46,860 --> 00:35:49,540
Now this is today's episode of Cockney Moods.

677
00:35:49,740 --> 00:35:53,560
The workshop which teaches you all about how to act like a cockney person.

678
00:35:54,180 --> 00:35:55,420
And Arthur is on holiday.

679
00:35:55,960 --> 00:35:56,520
And the Costa.

680
00:35:56,700 --> 00:35:58,420
And he doesn't want to deal with the...

681
00:35:58,420 --> 00:35:59,420
The...

682
00:35:59,420 --> 00:36:01,420
The...

683
00:36:01,420 --> 00:36:02,140
The...

684
00:36:02,140 --> 00:36:02,520
The Costa.

685
00:36:05,640 --> 00:36:07,020
This is the life, eh?

686
00:36:07,380 --> 00:36:07,780
The Costa.

687
00:36:07,780 --> 00:36:08,580
We missed that.

688
00:36:08,680 --> 00:36:12,780
He was saying Arthur is on holiday and he doesn't want to have to deal with problems or something.

689
00:36:13,980 --> 00:36:14,980
Cockney Moods.

690
00:36:17,220 --> 00:36:18,040
He's on holiday.

691
00:36:19,320 --> 00:36:21,220
How to act like a cockney person.

692
00:36:21,840 --> 00:36:23,100
And Arthur is on holiday.

693
00:36:23,640 --> 00:36:24,220
And the Costa.

694
00:36:24,380 --> 00:36:27,000
And he doesn't want to deal with the problems back home.

695
00:36:27,200 --> 00:36:27,780
So here we go.

696
00:36:27,880 --> 00:36:28,720
Cockney Moods.

697
00:36:29,100 --> 00:36:34,380
This is the life, eh?

698
00:36:34,700 --> 00:36:36,040
The Costa del Sol.

699
00:36:37,400 --> 00:36:40,020
A world away from Dagenham.

700
00:36:41,600 --> 00:36:44,200
It's not like it used to be back in Dagenham.

701
00:36:48,180 --> 00:36:48,860
Arthur?

702
00:36:49,500 --> 00:36:52,540
I'm trying to get some fucking sunshine, yeah?

703
00:36:53,380 --> 00:36:53,840
Oh what?

704
00:36:53,840 --> 00:36:54,340
Oh what?

705
00:36:54,740 --> 00:36:55,840
It's easy, eh?

706
00:36:56,440 --> 00:36:58,360
The only time I want to be disturbed

707
00:36:58,360 --> 00:37:01,900
is if there's a fresh pot of sangria on the go.

708
00:37:03,240 --> 00:37:05,920
Or if there's a plate of sardines.

709
00:37:07,560 --> 00:37:08,260
Do you hear me?

710
00:37:09,280 --> 00:37:11,360
The Collins crew are on the dog and bone, Arthur.

711
00:37:11,620 --> 00:37:13,700
They want you to put out...

712
00:37:13,700 --> 00:37:14,420
Put out fires.

713
00:37:14,700 --> 00:37:17,660
There's a bit of trouble down at the Dagenham Motors factory.

714
00:37:18,580 --> 00:37:20,180
They want you to go and fight some fires.

715
00:37:21,180 --> 00:37:23,220
Tell him to fuck off with his problems.

716
00:37:23,900 --> 00:37:25,060
Back to Dagenham.

717
00:37:27,620 --> 00:37:28,980
They said there's some trouble there.

718
00:37:28,980 --> 00:37:30,480
They want you to go and fight some fires.

719
00:37:30,880 --> 00:37:32,000
You said that bit already.

720
00:37:32,400 --> 00:37:32,780
And you need...

721
00:37:32,780 --> 00:37:33,820
The accent need...

722
00:37:33,820 --> 00:37:35,180
You need to do the accent properly.

723
00:37:35,180 --> 00:37:39,680
They said if you don't go down to the Dagenham Motors crew place by Monday night...

724
00:37:39,680 --> 00:37:40,620
By tonight...

725
00:37:40,620 --> 00:37:41,760
The old bill.

726
00:37:41,960 --> 00:37:42,160
Then...

727
00:37:42,160 --> 00:37:45,820
The old bill are gonna be cold.

728
00:37:46,380 --> 00:37:48,740
I don't mean to be rude, sunshine...

729
00:37:48,740 --> 00:37:50,780
But you're a fucking rent boy.

730
00:37:54,040 --> 00:37:56,280
You better put some sun cream on, bruv.

731
00:37:56,980 --> 00:37:58,660
You're gonna get burnt, mate.

732
00:37:59,100 --> 00:38:00,820
Fuck off back to Dagenham.

733
00:38:03,820 --> 00:38:06,800
And obviously that's...

734
00:38:06,800 --> 00:38:08,180
I'm just replaying the old one.

735
00:38:08,340 --> 00:38:09,120
There aren't any more.

736
00:38:09,280 --> 00:38:10,560
But we might actually...

737
00:38:10,560 --> 00:38:11,600
As this progresses...

738
00:38:11,600 --> 00:38:12,980
We might actually have to...

739
00:38:12,980 --> 00:38:14,260
Tony, would you be up for that?

740
00:38:14,320 --> 00:38:15,960
Is there anything going there at all?

741
00:38:18,020 --> 00:38:19,660
Look, I'm ready...

742
00:38:19,660 --> 00:38:22,280
I'm ready as I'll ever be...

743
00:38:22,280 --> 00:38:23,860
To make...

744
00:38:23,860 --> 00:38:25,160
Memories...

745
00:38:25,160 --> 00:38:25,600
Happen.

746
00:38:25,700 --> 00:38:27,420
Because we all know...

747
00:38:27,420 --> 00:38:29,140
That Christmas is about memories.

748
00:38:29,980 --> 00:38:31,640
It's not about all the little toys...

749
00:38:31,640 --> 00:38:32,680
Or the little boys.

750
00:38:33,320 --> 00:38:34,600
It's not about...

751
00:38:34,600 --> 00:38:35,580
Singing...

752
00:38:35,580 --> 00:38:37,120
Christmas carols under the tree.

753
00:38:37,220 --> 00:38:38,400
It's not about the money.

754
00:38:39,160 --> 00:38:39,700
Do you know what I mean?

755
00:38:40,040 --> 00:38:41,520
It's about family.

756
00:38:42,180 --> 00:38:44,120
It's about creating the memories.

757
00:38:44,960 --> 00:38:46,200
And that's what we want, innit?

758
00:38:47,600 --> 00:38:49,660
Hello guys and welcome to the live stream.

759
00:38:49,660 --> 00:38:49,980
We don't want to play that again.

760
00:38:49,980 --> 00:38:51,180
Now this is today's episode.

761
00:38:51,680 --> 00:38:54,220
We have another couple of cocky moods as well.

762
00:38:54,600 --> 00:38:54,680
Hello again, guys.

763
00:38:54,680 --> 00:38:56,520
We're actually featured in the ones that was clipped.

764
00:38:56,660 --> 00:38:57,620
We might play those in a bit.

765
00:38:58,260 --> 00:39:00,600
But I mean, that's great news, Tony.

766
00:39:00,680 --> 00:39:01,220
That's great news.

767
00:39:01,300 --> 00:39:03,100
Prager's, thanks very much for the tip there.

768
00:39:03,120 --> 00:39:03,840
And also March.

769
00:39:05,920 --> 00:39:07,340
You know, I'm here.

770
00:39:07,440 --> 00:39:08,100
I'm always here.

771
00:39:08,380 --> 00:39:09,300
I'm always ready.

772
00:39:10,020 --> 00:39:11,340
Ready to take down.

773
00:39:12,440 --> 00:39:14,800
I'm ready to fucking put the word down

774
00:39:14,800 --> 00:39:16,340
when the camera's rolling as well.

775
00:39:16,340 --> 00:39:18,040
You saw me in Chinobble.

776
00:39:18,540 --> 00:39:19,680
You saw what I could do.

777
00:39:19,800 --> 00:39:21,460
You saw what I was capable of.

778
00:39:22,220 --> 00:39:22,820
We did.

779
00:39:22,900 --> 00:39:23,520
We all did.

780
00:39:23,520 --> 00:39:24,560
We really did.

781
00:39:24,680 --> 00:39:26,680
Viper's Ice is thanks very much for the tip there.

782
00:39:26,780 --> 00:39:27,860
Is Jimmy the Hammer in this game?

783
00:39:28,100 --> 00:39:28,580
He might be.

784
00:39:28,680 --> 00:39:29,340
He might bloody be.

785
00:39:29,440 --> 00:39:30,560
We've got a...

786
00:39:30,560 --> 00:39:33,120
I think there was a Cockney Moods Hammer clip as well.

787
00:39:33,220 --> 00:39:34,280
Hammer House of Horror.

788
00:39:35,240 --> 00:39:36,900
So we might see that in a bit.

789
00:39:37,600 --> 00:39:39,240
But so far, so good.

790
00:39:39,300 --> 00:39:40,920
Anyway, we need to get out of the cop shop,

791
00:39:41,040 --> 00:39:42,660
the filth house with the bird.

792
00:39:43,460 --> 00:39:45,420
And Tom, just before we cut back,

793
00:39:45,500 --> 00:39:46,500
what's the story with the game?

794
00:39:47,840 --> 00:39:48,120
Yep.

795
00:39:48,260 --> 00:39:49,940
Great bit of work from the Japanese.

796
00:39:50,120 --> 00:39:54,940
Those crazy Japanese guys doing the Lord's work again

797
00:39:54,940 --> 00:39:56,460
against the Croatians.

798
00:39:57,160 --> 00:39:57,840
Goldmouth.

799
00:39:58,340 --> 00:40:01,460
And it was an in-swinging cross that came after a short corner.

800
00:40:02,340 --> 00:40:06,980
And Tamagotchi got onto the end of a lovely in-swinging,

801
00:40:07,440 --> 00:40:09,320
beautiful Tokyo rice ball.

802
00:40:10,060 --> 00:40:13,480
And we're in the rice fields today.

803
00:40:14,100 --> 00:40:17,880
Because it seems as though Japan are going to take it.

804
00:40:17,880 --> 00:40:21,220
And the 2018 finalists, Croatia,

805
00:40:22,100 --> 00:40:23,480
could be on their way out.

806
00:40:23,840 --> 00:40:24,380
Big style.

807
00:40:25,740 --> 00:40:30,260
We'll keep a close eye on that situation as it develops.

808
00:40:30,300 --> 00:40:33,240
Right now, we've got a situation inside Sun Hill

809
00:40:33,240 --> 00:40:37,500
as we try to move at pace.

810
00:40:38,960 --> 00:40:40,160
Let's get the guns.

811
00:40:40,300 --> 00:40:41,200
We've got two pistols.

812
00:40:43,200 --> 00:40:45,020
And just before we go on,

813
00:40:45,240 --> 00:40:46,480
when it goes to a cutscene,

814
00:40:46,600 --> 00:40:49,800
it does sound like they're either pissed

815
00:40:49,800 --> 00:40:52,160
or they've had a stroke or something.

816
00:40:52,280 --> 00:40:54,280
That's just because the emulator,

817
00:40:55,020 --> 00:40:55,640
for some reason,

818
00:40:55,720 --> 00:40:58,860
The Getaway is one of the hardest games to run on an emulator.

819
00:41:00,220 --> 00:41:01,780
A lot of them have tried it.

820
00:41:02,700 --> 00:41:03,860
But to get it run smoothly,

821
00:41:04,000 --> 00:41:05,420
it's just a pain in the arse.

822
00:41:05,840 --> 00:41:09,220
Even when you've fucked around with the settings

823
00:41:09,220 --> 00:41:12,080
and all that kind of crack.

824
00:41:12,920 --> 00:41:15,200
Last The Will To Live tried to fucking sort it out there

825
00:41:15,200 --> 00:41:16,280
last year, two years ago.

826
00:41:16,280 --> 00:41:17,740
But anyway, here we go.

827
00:41:17,840 --> 00:41:18,900
I think we played it.

828
00:41:19,200 --> 00:41:20,380
It's Black Monday game.

829
00:41:20,500 --> 00:41:23,620
We got that running okay, I believe.

830
00:41:23,720 --> 00:41:25,080
But I think that was played, yes.

831
00:41:25,240 --> 00:41:27,320
It was played on a PlayStation 3,

832
00:41:27,660 --> 00:41:29,580
which emulated the PS2 games,

833
00:41:30,080 --> 00:41:32,060
the original 60 gigabyte version.

834
00:41:33,380 --> 00:41:35,700
And that's what we're running on.

835
00:41:35,800 --> 00:41:36,920
But this is running on PC.

836
00:41:36,960 --> 00:41:41,540
That guy there, that police officer brought a truncheon to a gunfight.

837
00:41:42,620 --> 00:41:45,220
It just wouldn't work out.

838
00:41:45,480 --> 00:41:46,360
It didn't work out there.

839
00:41:46,440 --> 00:41:47,300
It wouldn't work out today.

840
00:41:47,760 --> 00:41:51,800
And I'm very surprised that we haven't seen the armed response unit as of yet.

841
00:41:52,260 --> 00:41:58,060
It's still only the bottom rank,

842
00:41:58,220 --> 00:42:00,000
the bottom rung of the ladder guards

843
00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:01,440
that are after us.

844
00:42:01,540 --> 00:42:02,100
Oh, there we go.

845
00:42:02,380 --> 00:42:02,840
There we...

846
00:42:02,840 --> 00:42:03,800
There's an MP5.

847
00:42:04,680 --> 00:42:07,240
It's time to get MP5'd up here.

848
00:42:08,620 --> 00:42:10,140
And there's a shotty down there.

849
00:42:10,200 --> 00:42:12,520
Hopefully the bird will pick up the shotty.

850
00:42:14,180 --> 00:42:15,500
I'm just gonna keep this going.

851
00:42:16,240 --> 00:42:17,080
Don't kill me!

852
00:42:17,360 --> 00:42:18,020
Don't kill me!

853
00:42:18,260 --> 00:42:18,980
That's a sieve.

854
00:42:19,120 --> 00:42:19,620
A sieve.

855
00:42:20,340 --> 00:42:20,940
Well, it's a...

856
00:42:20,940 --> 00:42:21,300
It's a...

857
00:42:21,300 --> 00:42:22,320
He's still a police officer.

858
00:42:22,360 --> 00:42:23,960
He's not an officer, so we won't kill him.

859
00:42:24,080 --> 00:42:24,740
He just said,

860
00:42:25,400 --> 00:42:26,220
Don't kill me!

861
00:42:26,380 --> 00:42:27,200
Don't kill me!

862
00:42:31,820 --> 00:42:32,500
We'll just...

863
00:42:32,500 --> 00:42:34,320
We'll just let him know we're there.

864
00:42:35,340 --> 00:42:37,140
There's another guy in here as well.

865
00:42:37,220 --> 00:42:38,540
We might let him know we're here.

866
00:42:40,300 --> 00:42:41,120
There we go.

867
00:42:42,020 --> 00:42:43,840
We don't have to kill them, you know?

868
00:42:43,900 --> 00:42:45,980
But we do need to leave something on them.

869
00:42:47,600 --> 00:42:49,620
And hopefully he doesn't pick up that shotgun.

870
00:42:49,800 --> 00:42:50,180
That's good.

871
00:42:53,000 --> 00:42:53,400
Fuck.

872
00:42:54,100 --> 00:42:56,660
Lovely MP5 action there.

873
00:42:57,380 --> 00:43:00,420
Spilling a lovely bit of claret inside the fucking mess room.

874
00:43:00,420 --> 00:43:02,000
And we're making a mess tonight.

875
00:43:02,420 --> 00:43:03,300
Today, even.

876
00:43:04,820 --> 00:43:06,360
This guy is another sieve.

877
00:43:06,980 --> 00:43:08,840
He doesn't want any trouble.

878
00:43:09,080 --> 00:43:10,940
Well, look at his shoes before we kill him.

879
00:43:11,240 --> 00:43:12,600
Before we leave something on him.

880
00:43:13,220 --> 00:43:14,760
And another thing about this game.

881
00:43:14,800 --> 00:43:16,140
The camera is shocking.

882
00:43:17,100 --> 00:43:20,760
You can't really swing the camera around the way you could in Grand Theft Auto.

883
00:43:20,940 --> 00:43:22,900
Wait until you see the shoes on this book.

884
00:43:24,120 --> 00:43:25,300
The bird is talking.

885
00:43:25,400 --> 00:43:26,440
She's giving it all that.

886
00:43:26,540 --> 00:43:27,300
Giving it large.

887
00:43:29,640 --> 00:43:30,100
Wait a sec.

888
00:43:30,160 --> 00:43:30,620
Free look.

889
00:43:30,740 --> 00:43:31,500
Oh, you can free look.

890
00:43:31,560 --> 00:43:31,680
Yeah.

891
00:43:31,960 --> 00:43:33,260
Look at those shoes, man.

892
00:43:33,800 --> 00:43:34,440
What's he wearing?

893
00:43:34,500 --> 00:43:34,880
Is he wearing...

894
00:43:34,880 --> 00:43:36,580
Why is she shooting me?

895
00:43:38,720 --> 00:43:39,120
Crossfire.

896
00:43:39,180 --> 00:43:40,600
I got caught in the crossfire there.

897
00:43:40,920 --> 00:43:41,460
She's good.

898
00:43:44,720 --> 00:43:46,640
We might give this guy a shoeshine.

899
00:43:46,640 --> 00:43:49,320
Can you do a bit of dancing there, can you?

900
00:43:49,820 --> 00:43:50,580
Dance, man.

901
00:43:51,720 --> 00:43:54,120
Do a bit of dancing in your fancy dancing shoes.

902
00:43:55,220 --> 00:43:56,340
Ted dancing, is it?

903
00:43:59,880 --> 00:44:01,360
Well, that's him done.

904
00:44:01,460 --> 00:44:04,080
And we wasted all of our MP5 bullets.

905
00:44:04,580 --> 00:44:06,140
But look at the detail here.

906
00:44:06,220 --> 00:44:09,020
Look at the black refuse sack bin liner.

907
00:44:09,580 --> 00:44:09,920
Which is...

908
00:44:09,920 --> 00:44:12,920
It's oversized and it doesn't fit the bin in the corner.

909
00:44:13,060 --> 00:44:14,540
It's so...

910
00:44:14,540 --> 00:44:16,740
Realistically depressing and drab.

911
00:44:17,980 --> 00:44:19,260
As we do a bit of leaning.

912
00:44:19,360 --> 00:44:20,740
This is the healing...

913
00:44:21,800 --> 00:44:23,160
Mechanic in the game.

914
00:44:23,220 --> 00:44:24,300
You don't pick up medipacks.

915
00:44:24,380 --> 00:44:25,320
You don't eat cakes.

916
00:44:25,580 --> 00:44:27,480
You don't eat a sausage and chips.

917
00:44:28,320 --> 00:44:34,440
You don't go down to a greasy spoon cafeteria to get a fucking egg and beans and a jelly deal pudding sandwich.

918
00:44:35,020 --> 00:44:36,620
You lean against stuff.

919
00:44:37,000 --> 00:44:37,500
And you heal.

920
00:44:37,580 --> 00:44:38,440
It heals your wounds.

921
00:44:38,540 --> 00:44:40,560
If only life was that easy.

922
00:44:41,000 --> 00:44:43,380
We want to stay out of this bird's crossfire here.

923
00:44:44,280 --> 00:44:45,380
We'll go down here anyway.

924
00:44:46,040 --> 00:44:46,760
Into the mess.

925
00:44:46,860 --> 00:44:47,540
Into the rec room.

926
00:44:47,760 --> 00:44:48,860
And another MP5.

927
00:44:49,560 --> 00:44:52,700
We're giving him a bit of stick and we're picking up his sub.

928
00:44:55,580 --> 00:44:57,240
And there's another civy there.

929
00:44:57,660 --> 00:45:00,000
We'll just go against the wall here.

930
00:45:00,560 --> 00:45:01,280
Oh my god.

931
00:45:01,280 --> 00:45:03,400
It's an unbelievable situation.

932
00:45:03,400 --> 00:45:05,320
You are...

933
00:45:05,320 --> 00:45:07,200
You fucking what?

934
00:45:07,660 --> 00:45:08,420
Ethan.

935
00:45:09,140 --> 00:45:09,460
Come on.

936
00:45:09,520 --> 00:45:09,940
We've got to go.

937
00:45:09,940 --> 00:45:11,040
It's an epic fake answer.

938
00:45:11,120 --> 00:45:11,360
Ethan.

939
00:45:12,000 --> 00:45:13,620
You absolutely...

940
00:45:13,620 --> 00:45:18,460
You, you, fucking little cheeky little monkey!

941
00:45:21,800 --> 00:45:23,460
Bite, bite, bite, bite, bite!

942
00:45:25,820 --> 00:45:27,000
I'm getting under Ethan.

943
00:45:27,000 --> 00:45:28,240
Thanks very much, Tommy.

944
00:45:28,380 --> 00:45:30,560
Shruggy, honestly, thanks very much for the tip.

945
00:45:30,640 --> 00:45:31,420
I hope you're getting under.

946
00:45:32,420 --> 00:45:34,820
And you crazy little business.

947
00:45:35,440 --> 00:45:36,700
Yeah, we need to keep.

948
00:45:36,780 --> 00:45:38,320
Thank you very, very much there, Ethan.

949
00:45:38,420 --> 00:45:41,400
I wanted to go apeshit for a second.

950
00:45:42,440 --> 00:45:48,900
But I think we need to wait until after 6.30, around 6.37.

951
00:45:49,200 --> 00:45:49,600
Bye, Pat.

952
00:45:49,700 --> 00:45:51,380
Thank you very much, Bye, Pat.

953
00:45:51,480 --> 00:45:55,060
We had complaints there after the fucking Tom stream.

954
00:45:55,980 --> 00:46:00,320
Not the CD-ROM Tom, or the CD-ROM 500.

955
00:46:02,280 --> 00:46:04,680
Shit got real there a few days after.

956
00:46:04,840 --> 00:46:07,000
The landlord was contacted.

957
00:46:07,380 --> 00:46:09,760
They didn't even talk to me.

958
00:46:09,900 --> 00:46:10,760
They went to the landlord.

959
00:46:11,180 --> 00:46:13,340
And then the landlord got in touch with the letting agent.

960
00:46:13,480 --> 00:46:15,240
The letting agent got in touch with me.

961
00:46:16,380 --> 00:46:22,520
That's how fucking distanced these people want to be from what's going on in this room.

962
00:46:23,400 --> 00:46:25,560
But apparently the noise...

963
00:46:25,560 --> 00:46:26,520
And this is the thing, right?

964
00:46:26,560 --> 00:46:28,640
I wouldn't mind, but the...

965
00:46:28,640 --> 00:46:34,060
I was leaving it to the evening because I knew that that was my window of opportunity to go apeshit.

966
00:46:34,440 --> 00:46:35,980
It just turns out that they didn't...

967
00:46:35,980 --> 00:46:39,000
That particular evening, they didn't want it going on then.

968
00:46:39,100 --> 00:46:40,180
How was I to know?

969
00:46:40,940 --> 00:46:42,420
I finished the stream.

970
00:46:42,500 --> 00:46:45,520
I could hear people in the next...

971
00:46:45,520 --> 00:46:46,560
You know, downstairs and that.

972
00:46:46,940 --> 00:46:47,400
Yeah.

973
00:46:49,280 --> 00:46:49,520
Yeah.

974
00:46:49,940 --> 00:46:50,500
I was...

975
00:46:50,500 --> 00:46:52,540
I thought, fuck, they must have heard everything.

976
00:46:52,680 --> 00:46:53,700
Because I was screaming.

977
00:46:54,220 --> 00:46:56,280
Do you know when those...

978
00:46:56,280 --> 00:46:59,880
Those CD-ROMs came through.

979
00:46:59,920 --> 00:47:01,000
I remember fucking screaming.

980
00:47:01,100 --> 00:47:05,240
I purposely turned down the mic volume so I could let out a fucking massive scream.

981
00:47:05,240 --> 00:47:09,620
I was lifting stuff up in the air and that crazy bit of business.

982
00:47:09,880 --> 00:47:16,620
But it went tits up there a few days later when I was contacted to let me know that there was complaints made.

983
00:47:17,860 --> 00:47:19,740
But I'm going to try and keep it down now.

984
00:47:19,800 --> 00:47:21,340
But the evening is my time to shine.

985
00:47:21,900 --> 00:47:26,040
But I wanted to do a stream now today just to see if I could still do one.

986
00:47:26,060 --> 00:47:28,120
Because sometimes I want to do a stream during the day.

987
00:47:28,680 --> 00:47:28,980
Do you know?

988
00:47:29,420 --> 00:47:32,840
And it's not right for me to have to fucking be pussyfooting around.

989
00:47:32,840 --> 00:47:33,320
Tom.

990
00:47:33,320 --> 00:47:35,300
No.

991
00:47:35,920 --> 00:47:36,620
It's your...

992
00:47:36,620 --> 00:47:37,460
It's your...

993
00:47:37,460 --> 00:47:40,980
What you do in your own area and space is your business.

994
00:47:41,420 --> 00:47:44,280
And you do have consideration for enables.

995
00:47:44,580 --> 00:47:45,640
You do have that.

996
00:47:46,200 --> 00:47:48,400
It was just an unlucky night that was in it.

997
00:47:49,120 --> 00:47:49,720
And look.

998
00:47:50,160 --> 00:47:54,400
You've been shitting yourself for two weeks really thinking, should I do a stream now?

999
00:47:54,480 --> 00:47:55,120
Or should I do this?

1000
00:47:55,240 --> 00:47:56,400
Because you can't...

1001
00:47:56,400 --> 00:47:58,540
If you can't do it...

1002
00:47:58,540 --> 00:48:00,280
If you can't go full send on it,

1003
00:48:00,780 --> 00:48:02,960
then you can't really commit to it, can you?

1004
00:48:02,960 --> 00:48:05,400
You can commit to it.

1005
00:48:05,620 --> 00:48:08,300
But you know that you have to temper your expectations.

1006
00:48:08,820 --> 00:48:12,020
And temper your indignations as well.

1007
00:48:12,340 --> 00:48:14,680
And look, people don't want to listen to me talk shite.

1008
00:48:14,760 --> 00:48:17,740
They want to see the fucking amazing gameplay that they're here for.

1009
00:48:18,240 --> 00:48:27,300
It's why, Tom, that I've, you know, had games manufacturers contact me to say, will you be the face of the brand?

1010
00:48:27,840 --> 00:48:30,340
But I've just said, no, I can't do it because it's too real.

1011
00:48:31,260 --> 00:48:32,580
This is what I'm doing is too real.

1012
00:48:33,180 --> 00:48:36,060
I'm not going to rain it in for anyone.

1013
00:48:36,740 --> 00:48:37,440
Not you.

1014
00:48:37,860 --> 00:48:38,980
Not a letting agent.

1015
00:48:39,600 --> 00:48:40,640
Not a landlord.

1016
00:48:41,240 --> 00:48:42,680
Who daren't even contact me.

1017
00:48:42,800 --> 00:48:46,340
And not even the neighbour who daren't even contact me either.

1018
00:48:46,340 --> 00:48:47,480
We'll go out the front way.

1019
00:48:47,600 --> 00:48:50,120
Just, it's, uh, sickening.

1020
00:48:50,780 --> 00:48:51,660
That's all I have to say.

1021
00:48:51,740 --> 00:48:52,440
The sickening world.

1022
00:48:53,020 --> 00:48:55,820
Let's get inside this police vehicle and move at pace.

1023
00:48:58,000 --> 00:48:58,520
Look, yes.

1024
00:48:58,640 --> 00:48:59,680
Just get in the car, will you?

1025
00:49:02,000 --> 00:49:04,340
And, uh, Paddy Nolan, thanks there.

1026
00:49:04,400 --> 00:49:06,400
He said, uh, that's unlucky.

1027
00:49:06,500 --> 00:49:08,080
Sorry to hear you've been worried about it.

1028
00:49:08,500 --> 00:49:10,680
It's not, I wouldn't say worried.

1029
00:49:10,780 --> 00:49:16,100
It's just being more like, it's put a dampener on the proceedings because it's kind of like,

1030
00:49:16,100 --> 00:49:22,420
the way things were there when CD-ROM was, was going for mana.

1031
00:49:22,540 --> 00:49:23,400
Thank you very much.

1032
00:49:23,540 --> 00:49:26,840
When the CD-ROM scenario happened and I went, Lula.

1033
00:49:27,220 --> 00:49:28,380
Why do I keep getting out here?

1034
00:49:28,800 --> 00:49:31,000
That's exactly the way I want things to go.

1035
00:49:31,080 --> 00:49:34,080
I want to get into a manic, frenzied state sometimes.

1036
00:49:34,460 --> 00:49:36,220
To know that that's not allowed.

1037
00:49:37,000 --> 00:49:41,320
To know that they're not, that there's people wanting that to stop.

1038
00:49:42,100 --> 00:49:44,600
That, uh, puts a fucking dampener on the situation.

1039
00:49:44,720 --> 00:49:45,740
Now, how do we get out of here?

1040
00:49:51,300 --> 00:49:54,560
I wonder are we doing the wrong, are we doing the wrong thing or the right thing?

1041
00:49:55,980 --> 00:49:58,580
Maybe, maybe we go through here and go through the front door.

1042
00:50:00,160 --> 00:50:01,600
Thank you very, very much.

1043
00:50:01,700 --> 00:50:02,200
Bye, Pat.

1044
00:50:02,540 --> 00:50:04,220
Vermanagh and Captain Sack.

1045
00:50:04,300 --> 00:50:05,000
Thank you very much.

1046
00:50:05,460 --> 00:50:08,460
Vermanagh says, do you remember LA Street Crime or Driver?

1047
00:50:08,620 --> 00:50:09,740
Yeah, I do remember Driver.

1048
00:50:11,480 --> 00:50:16,060
Uh, Tanner was the name of the guy in Driver.

1049
00:50:16,960 --> 00:50:20,120
Came out around the same time as Grand Theft Auto 3.

1050
00:50:20,680 --> 00:50:24,060
Let's go up to the first floor here and see if we can get out of the building.

1051
00:50:24,980 --> 00:50:26,100
Hang on, hang on, hang on.

1052
00:50:26,160 --> 00:50:27,260
First floor is not what we want.

1053
00:50:27,320 --> 00:50:28,620
We want to be down on this floor.

1054
00:50:29,660 --> 00:50:31,620
But do we know where we go here?

1055
00:50:31,700 --> 00:50:33,300
Can we get through to the main reception area?

1056
00:50:33,380 --> 00:50:34,840
I think we go actually down here to the left.

1057
00:50:36,140 --> 00:50:37,620
Um, I do remember it, Jay.

1058
00:50:37,680 --> 00:50:40,240
Wasn't as good, obviously, as Grand Theft Auto.

1059
00:50:40,740 --> 00:50:42,080
And, uh, just, fuck.

1060
00:50:42,740 --> 00:50:44,320
Oh, we're gonna get fucking leathered.

1061
00:50:44,440 --> 00:50:45,880
We're gonna get done.

1062
00:50:46,160 --> 00:50:47,020
We've been done.

1063
00:50:49,420 --> 00:50:50,220
Talking shite.

1064
00:50:50,220 --> 00:51:07,740
Yeah, it's a strange analogy.

1065
00:51:08,420 --> 00:51:10,240
But I understand what you mean there, Tony.

1066
00:51:10,380 --> 00:51:12,580
It is like we are gonna be beaten somewhat.

1067
00:51:12,580 --> 00:51:14,580
But we're not gonna be beaten by the Japanese.

1068
00:51:14,940 --> 00:51:18,580
Because these police in here, they all seem to be, uh...

1069
00:51:19,160 --> 00:51:19,480
Uh-oh.

1070
00:51:19,480 --> 00:51:21,440
Not Japanese, anyway.

1071
00:51:21,500 --> 00:51:24,260
They all just have kind of nice, friendly faces.

1072
00:51:24,420 --> 00:51:25,640
Not the kind of face...

1073
00:51:25,640 --> 00:51:29,240
The way I'm saying that sounds like Japanese people don't have nice faces.

1074
00:51:29,580 --> 00:51:31,480
What I'm referring to...

1075
00:51:31,480 --> 00:51:34,440
I don't want to get into hot water here with the Japanese.

1076
00:51:35,200 --> 00:51:38,540
What I'm referring to is these fellas don't look like the kind of fellas

1077
00:51:38,540 --> 00:51:40,680
who would be wielding guns and shooting you.

1078
00:51:41,160 --> 00:51:45,060
Um, but they definitely don't look Japanese either.

1079
00:51:45,660 --> 00:51:47,200
They definitely don't look Japanese.

1080
00:51:47,440 --> 00:51:49,900
They just look like traditional filth.

1081
00:51:53,220 --> 00:51:54,560
We're back here again.

1082
00:51:55,020 --> 00:51:57,120
And we've got a whole lot of stuff going on.

1083
00:51:57,160 --> 00:51:59,200
We need to kill a whole load more filth.

1084
00:52:02,400 --> 00:52:04,360
And we need to remember...

1085
00:52:04,360 --> 00:52:06,700
To save it.

1086
00:52:09,280 --> 00:52:10,620
Charlie Papa 4.

1087
00:52:10,620 --> 00:52:10,720
Charlie Papa 4.

1088
00:52:16,860 --> 00:52:19,040
I think the bird is getting fucking whipped.

1089
00:52:20,320 --> 00:52:21,580
It's a smoke bomb.

1090
00:52:22,580 --> 00:52:23,220
It's tear gas.

1091
00:52:23,640 --> 00:52:25,220
Getting fucking tear gas out, man.

1092
00:52:34,320 --> 00:52:34,860
He's tear gas.

1093
00:52:34,860 --> 00:52:35,860
He's tear gas himself.

1094
00:52:39,100 --> 00:52:42,000
We wait for that tear gas to go down and we'll...

1095
00:52:42,000 --> 00:52:43,000
Oh, fuck.

1096
00:52:43,960 --> 00:52:45,900
She can take care of that lad there.

1097
00:52:46,460 --> 00:52:48,620
Just do a little bit of leaning against the wall here.

1098
00:52:55,700 --> 00:52:56,260
That's lovely.

1099
00:52:56,260 --> 00:52:58,200
And look at the stilettos on her.

1100
00:53:00,900 --> 00:53:05,440
She's wearing a tight jean scenario with stiletto heels.

1101
00:53:06,280 --> 00:53:09,640
But she's still managing to hold her own in a world of men.

1102
00:53:10,480 --> 00:53:10,740
You know?

1103
00:53:11,240 --> 00:53:13,240
No sex discrimination here, lads.

1104
00:53:18,160 --> 00:53:19,360
Tactical high heels.

1105
00:53:21,360 --> 00:53:22,460
You know, they could get...

1106
00:53:22,460 --> 00:53:23,580
They'll garner the attention...

1107
00:53:24,480 --> 00:53:25,240
Of the men.

1108
00:53:26,620 --> 00:53:26,920
You know?

1109
00:53:27,020 --> 00:53:28,580
And the men then will be like...

1110
00:53:29,480 --> 00:53:29,820
What?

1111
00:53:30,280 --> 00:53:31,440
There's a bird here.

1112
00:53:32,500 --> 00:53:36,760
And they'll be actually put off from the fucking damage they're meant to be dishing out to people.

1113
00:53:37,680 --> 00:53:37,800
Oh.

1114
00:53:41,480 --> 00:53:43,520
Dual wielding MP5s.

1115
00:53:43,520 --> 00:53:44,560
I have to say it again.

1116
00:53:44,720 --> 00:53:46,080
Because it's a great concept.

1117
00:53:47,820 --> 00:53:50,860
We need to get out of the tear gas here before we fucking start crying.

1118
00:53:57,260 --> 00:54:00,060
This game is actually sponsored by Shoe Zone.

1119
00:54:00,140 --> 00:54:02,540
Down the main street, says John Murphy.

1120
00:54:02,620 --> 00:54:03,700
That's a great situation.

1121
00:54:03,700 --> 00:54:08,860
And it's great to have these little details drip fed into the chat while we're playing.

1122
00:54:09,700 --> 00:54:13,080
I'm not actually sure whether or not the tear gas is doing any damage to us.

1123
00:54:13,560 --> 00:54:13,680
Oh.

1124
00:54:14,100 --> 00:54:14,600
Or is it?

1125
00:54:15,700 --> 00:54:17,080
He's rocking around there.

1126
00:54:17,480 --> 00:54:19,180
Now that's gone down.

1127
00:54:19,280 --> 00:54:19,720
That's great.

1128
00:54:19,780 --> 00:54:20,400
We can move.

1129
00:54:29,480 --> 00:54:31,020
We need to do a bit of leanage here.

1130
00:54:32,020 --> 00:54:35,860
And it's hard to find the right piece of wall to do the leanage against.

1131
00:54:37,220 --> 00:54:37,800
Sometimes you...

1132
00:54:37,800 --> 00:54:38,520
Oh look, there's a ca...

1133
00:54:38,520 --> 00:54:39,120
Oh no!

1134
00:54:39,800 --> 00:54:40,240
No!

1135
00:54:40,240 --> 00:54:44,360
And we've been fucking caught by Psycho Mantis.

1136
00:54:44,420 --> 00:54:44,960
I was...

1137
00:54:44,960 --> 00:54:51,320
I was more interested in the anti-cannabis poster that was on the wall there.

1138
00:54:52,320 --> 00:54:55,080
And that's led us into a fucking filth frenzy.

1139
00:54:55,280 --> 00:54:55,540
Tom.

1140
00:54:55,600 --> 00:54:57,300
You need to keep your...

1141
00:54:57,300 --> 00:54:57,880
Come on Hammond.

1142
00:54:57,880 --> 00:54:59,020
Let's move it.

1143
00:54:59,020 --> 00:55:01,080
And keep control of the action.

1144
00:55:01,560 --> 00:55:02,520
Because right now...

1145
00:55:02,520 --> 00:55:03,900
Hammond, move it!

1146
00:55:04,220 --> 00:55:05,160
Let's go, come on!

1147
00:55:05,160 --> 00:55:06,360
It's not going to win you any favours.

1148
00:55:06,760 --> 00:55:08,020
It's definitely not going to win you.

1149
00:55:08,400 --> 00:55:11,300
Out of the chaos maze of the cloud or something.

1150
00:55:11,740 --> 00:55:13,160
And remember as well...

1151
00:55:13,160 --> 00:55:15,520
To hit that safe state that everyone won.

1152
00:55:15,740 --> 00:55:16,760
Virgin on the system.

1153
00:55:16,960 --> 00:55:18,260
I have the main in front of you.

1154
00:55:18,260 --> 00:55:19,520
We are going right back.

1155
00:55:20,020 --> 00:55:20,920
To the start again.

1156
00:55:21,460 --> 00:55:23,400
Currently though, it's still Japan 1.

1157
00:55:23,940 --> 00:55:25,680
Croatia kneel the second half.

1158
00:55:26,200 --> 00:55:31,320
Thanks very much there, Shoe Zone Lanigan.

1159
00:55:32,220 --> 00:55:33,720
Big shout out to Hanley Man.

1160
00:55:34,420 --> 00:55:35,260
From Shona.

1161
00:55:35,680 --> 00:55:38,220
Hope you're enjoying this London documentary.

1162
00:55:38,920 --> 00:55:42,240
When we get to the end of this next level slash zone,

1163
00:55:42,800 --> 00:55:45,920
I want to show you something that fits in with the getaway,

1164
00:55:45,920 --> 00:55:48,980
which actually reminded me to continue this saga,

1165
00:55:49,560 --> 00:55:50,680
which I saw the other night.

1166
00:55:50,840 --> 00:55:55,360
And it's Bob Hoskins going around the slums of London in the 80s

1167
00:55:55,360 --> 00:55:57,280
on the riverside.

1168
00:55:58,220 --> 00:56:00,140
And he's talking to Barry Norman,

1169
00:56:00,460 --> 00:56:03,080
who went on to do film Barry Norman,

1170
00:56:03,360 --> 00:56:04,280
the film programme.

1171
00:56:05,460 --> 00:56:05,800
And...

1172
00:56:05,800 --> 00:56:07,680
But it's...

1173
00:56:07,680 --> 00:56:11,560
He's lamenting the destruction or the rehabilitation

1174
00:56:11,560 --> 00:56:14,360
or the gentrification of London Docklands.

1175
00:56:15,960 --> 00:56:19,060
But he's talking as if he's talking from the heart,

1176
00:56:19,400 --> 00:56:22,080
but he's definitely reading script.

1177
00:56:23,200 --> 00:56:23,680
You need to...

1178
00:56:23,680 --> 00:56:25,080
It needs to be seen to be believed.

1179
00:56:25,220 --> 00:56:26,240
We're going to watch some of it,

1180
00:56:26,240 --> 00:56:28,140
and hopefully the stream won't get taken down.

1181
00:56:28,940 --> 00:56:33,640
Beautiful piece of ITV action from the early 80s, late 70s.

1182
00:56:34,260 --> 00:56:38,140
And the area is down by...

1183
00:56:38,140 --> 00:56:43,700
It's the wharf next to London Bridge,

1184
00:56:44,080 --> 00:56:47,920
which used to be spice factories and stuff like that.

1185
00:56:48,000 --> 00:56:49,000
And you could smell...

1186
00:56:49,000 --> 00:56:50,000
He's like...

1187
00:56:50,000 --> 00:56:51,580
You smell that?

1188
00:56:52,740 --> 00:56:58,680
Still smell the curry and the curry spices that we used to import back in the day.

1189
00:56:59,880 --> 00:57:03,140
And I'm not doing it justice, to be honest.

1190
00:57:03,140 --> 00:57:04,220
You need to watch it.

1191
00:57:04,220 --> 00:57:11,360
I can't really channel how funny I found it through my impersonation of it.

1192
00:57:11,480 --> 00:57:12,700
And also, I need to F1.

1193
00:57:15,660 --> 00:57:16,580
That's an F1.

1194
00:57:16,580 --> 00:57:16,580
That's an F1.

1195
00:57:20,580 --> 00:57:23,920
And now the game is going slow.

1196
00:57:28,460 --> 00:57:32,220
Lovely attention to detail, where you hear the clicking of the submachine gun.

1197
00:57:32,220 --> 00:57:33,140
It's ran out of bullets.

1198
00:57:34,420 --> 00:57:36,060
Look at the state of this lad here.

1199
00:57:40,120 --> 00:57:42,820
Just nip into the room here to do a bit of leanage.

1200
00:57:44,540 --> 00:57:46,980
I hope the fucking Burge doesn't buy it.

1201
00:57:47,100 --> 00:57:49,300
And then we have to go back...

1202
00:57:49,300 --> 00:57:51,820
To the beginning again, because she gets slotted.

1203
00:57:53,340 --> 00:57:53,540
It's...

1204
00:57:53,540 --> 00:57:53,740
Yeah.

1205
00:57:53,960 --> 00:57:54,960
It's Yasmin.

1206
00:57:55,100 --> 00:57:55,760
That's her name.

1207
00:57:55,840 --> 00:57:58,000
Yasmin from Shoe Zone was killed.

1208
00:57:59,440 --> 00:58:01,800
Let's F3 that anyway, and see what we can do.

1209
00:58:07,000 --> 00:58:11,280
If the times like these, a situation where you could tell her just to stay put...

1210
00:58:11,280 --> 00:58:13,180
Would be...

1211
00:58:13,180 --> 00:58:14,040
Optimal.

1212
00:58:14,040 --> 00:58:19,680
You know, kind of Leon S. Kennedy and Resident Evil 4 to Ashley vibes.

1213
00:58:21,360 --> 00:58:23,480
Now, a lot of shooting going on here.

1214
00:58:24,540 --> 00:58:25,200
Vladimir shooting.

1215
00:58:26,580 --> 00:58:27,740
And there's Truncheon.

1216
00:58:28,860 --> 00:58:32,900
There's Truncheon there, but he'd had nothing to do with the situation.

1217
00:58:33,100 --> 00:58:35,640
He really had lost the run of the situation.

1218
00:58:36,420 --> 00:58:38,060
I can just lean here.

1219
00:58:38,260 --> 00:58:40,040
I'm going here and lean maybe and wait for...

1220
00:58:41,140 --> 00:58:43,040
A few moments just to gather the...

1221
00:58:43,580 --> 00:58:44,440
The thoughts.

1222
00:58:45,340 --> 00:58:47,200
And what I'll do is F1.

1223
00:58:47,220 --> 00:58:52,220
Is that load state or is it...

1224
00:58:52,220 --> 00:58:53,020
Yeah, save it.

1225
00:58:53,120 --> 00:58:53,520
F1.

1226
00:58:57,080 --> 00:58:59,540
And we're getting the chat is coming through again.

1227
00:59:00,540 --> 00:59:02,800
Before the action on the screen for me.

1228
00:59:02,800 --> 00:59:04,540
So it's spoiler alert, slats.

1229
00:59:04,580 --> 00:59:06,040
You're spoiling the action for me.

1230
00:59:06,500 --> 00:59:06,800
Not...

1231
00:59:06,800 --> 00:59:07,620
I'm not having a go.

1232
00:59:07,700 --> 00:59:08,980
It's nice that you're telling me.

1233
00:59:09,300 --> 00:59:09,680
But you...

1234
00:59:09,680 --> 00:59:11,320
You can obviously see what's happening for me.

1235
00:59:11,320 --> 00:59:14,360
And now it looks like Croatia is going to score.

1236
00:59:14,360 --> 00:59:15,120
Oh no.

1237
00:59:15,120 --> 00:59:16,160
Japan are going to...

1238
00:59:16,160 --> 00:59:17,280
Japan have got a corner.

1239
00:59:21,080 --> 00:59:22,080
Ball comes in.

1240
00:59:22,080 --> 00:59:23,420
Back heel flick.

1241
00:59:23,420 --> 00:59:24,780
Back out to the outside D.

1242
00:59:24,880 --> 00:59:25,620
Headed back in.

1243
00:59:25,660 --> 00:59:28,760
Croatia sky the ball up into the air to the maximum.

1244
00:59:29,360 --> 00:59:30,140
It falls down.

1245
00:59:30,920 --> 00:59:32,140
Back to Croatia.

1246
00:59:32,240 --> 00:59:35,420
Now Croatia are going to maybe hit the Japanese on the break here.

1247
00:59:35,800 --> 00:59:36,040
No.

1248
00:59:36,180 --> 00:59:36,840
They're not going to...

1249
00:59:36,840 --> 00:59:38,100
They're going to maintain possession.

1250
00:59:38,560 --> 00:59:39,840
And pass it back to the little man.

1251
00:59:39,900 --> 00:59:41,260
The magic man in the middle disc.

1252
00:59:41,380 --> 00:59:41,740
Modric.

1253
00:59:42,160 --> 00:59:45,040
Who advances about 30 yards up the pitch.

1254
00:59:45,820 --> 00:59:47,960
Tries to put it into some nice space.

1255
00:59:48,000 --> 00:59:48,960
But it doesn't work out.

1256
00:59:49,480 --> 00:59:52,680
There's a bit of a rustle and a tussle in the middle disc for the ball again.

1257
00:59:52,860 --> 00:59:53,260
Modric.

1258
00:59:53,800 --> 00:59:54,000
Back.

1259
00:59:54,360 --> 00:59:54,900
Into the middle.

1260
00:59:54,980 --> 00:59:55,920
Into the mixing unit.

1261
00:59:56,080 --> 00:59:56,840
Finds the ball.

1262
00:59:57,740 --> 01:00:00,800
And now the Croats are passing around the balloon.

1263
01:00:01,500 --> 01:00:02,620
At a lovely pace.

1264
01:00:02,660 --> 01:00:03,780
With some lovely confidence.

1265
01:00:03,780 --> 01:00:05,780
And it's that linchpin again.

1266
01:00:06,340 --> 01:00:07,520
Lucas Modric.

1267
01:00:07,920 --> 01:00:09,760
In the middle of the pitch disc.

1268
01:00:10,160 --> 01:00:12,620
Doing a fair bit of fucking moving and shaking.

1269
01:00:13,180 --> 01:00:14,940
He's finding people.

1270
01:00:15,080 --> 01:00:15,780
Finding space.

1271
01:00:15,860 --> 01:00:17,560
And the Croats are looking confident now.

1272
01:00:17,680 --> 01:00:19,080
The Japanese look rattled.

1273
01:00:19,580 --> 01:00:20,940
It's a Croatian ball.

1274
01:00:21,440 --> 01:00:21,920
Croatia.

1275
01:00:22,280 --> 01:00:24,020
Passing the ball tenderly.

1276
01:00:24,100 --> 01:00:25,740
Outside the Japanese box area.

1277
01:00:26,000 --> 01:00:26,620
Lovely ball in.

1278
01:00:26,760 --> 01:00:27,980
Lovely headed goal.

1279
01:00:28,340 --> 01:00:30,940
From inside the box area.

1280
01:00:31,120 --> 01:00:34,160
And it's a beautiful, beautiful, beautiful goal.

1281
01:00:34,720 --> 01:00:37,520
It must have been about 12 yards out that header.

1282
01:00:37,940 --> 01:00:39,060
Which was very nice.

1283
01:00:39,160 --> 01:00:39,860
Very precise.

1284
01:00:40,460 --> 01:00:42,680
And it was a lovely cross as well to find your man.

1285
01:00:42,740 --> 01:00:43,460
Is it Perisic?

1286
01:00:44,700 --> 01:00:45,600
I'm not sure.

1287
01:00:46,800 --> 01:00:47,560
It was a big fella.

1288
01:00:47,700 --> 01:00:48,440
Big fella anyway.

1289
01:00:48,500 --> 01:00:49,120
Number four.

1290
01:00:49,980 --> 01:00:50,440
He looks.

1291
01:00:51,000 --> 01:00:51,940
He looks.

1292
01:00:52,600 --> 01:00:53,000
familiar.

1293
01:00:53,000 --> 01:00:55,180
Lovely, lovely goal.

1294
01:00:55,280 --> 01:00:56,740
I'm five minutes behind, says Jan.

1295
01:00:56,780 --> 01:01:01,140
Let's see if we can get a fucking nice bit of streamage.

1296
01:01:01,200 --> 01:01:02,980
An up-to-date bit of streamage going there.

1297
01:01:04,580 --> 01:01:10,860
I usually find that you can get a very, very up-to-the-minute stream on Twitter.

1298
01:01:11,200 --> 01:01:13,940
But it gets taken down very quickly.

1299
01:01:14,060 --> 01:01:16,560
You need to keep searching then every 10 minutes for a new one.

1300
01:01:18,620 --> 01:01:20,800
Let me find one here.

1301
01:01:20,880 --> 01:01:21,400
I've got another.

1302
01:01:21,580 --> 01:01:22,580
I've got another one here.

1303
01:01:25,400 --> 01:01:26,700
RTE player Omar.

1304
01:01:26,880 --> 01:01:28,900
If I use that, I'd be behind, I'd say.

1305
01:01:33,840 --> 01:01:35,260
See here what I've got here.

1306
01:01:35,420 --> 01:01:36,420
Not that one.

1307
01:01:36,480 --> 01:01:37,280
We don't want that one.

1308
01:01:37,360 --> 01:01:37,860
Maybe a number.

1309
01:01:39,260 --> 01:01:40,600
Maybe a number four.

1310
01:01:41,140 --> 01:01:42,440
We'll go with number four.

1311
01:01:42,800 --> 01:01:43,540
See if that one's.

1312
01:01:49,520 --> 01:01:50,820
It was Perisic.

1313
01:01:51,740 --> 01:01:54,880
And so I am on.

1314
01:01:56,820 --> 01:01:58,300
Show me the time there, lads.

1315
01:01:59,520 --> 01:02:00,660
56.15.

1316
01:02:03,220 --> 01:02:05,200
56.20 now.

1317
01:02:05,200 --> 01:02:14,480
58.40.

1318
01:02:14,640 --> 01:02:15,400
Someone's on there.

1319
01:02:15,820 --> 01:02:16,440
Fucking hell.

1320
01:02:18,760 --> 01:02:19,260
All right.

1321
01:02:19,280 --> 01:02:21,640
I'm just going to try RTE player and see what that's like.

1322
01:02:22,440 --> 01:02:24,440
I have to sit through two minutes of ads maybe.

1323
01:02:24,540 --> 01:02:26,660
But then when you join during the match,

1324
01:02:28,300 --> 01:02:30,680
it usually just logs you straight in, you know?

1325
01:02:31,540 --> 01:02:32,180
No adverts.

1326
01:02:32,320 --> 01:02:32,960
No messing around.

1327
01:02:33,100 --> 01:02:34,800
It's just straight into the match.

1328
01:02:34,800 --> 01:02:36,480
Let's have a look here.

1329
01:02:39,020 --> 01:02:39,420
Channels.

1330
01:02:42,220 --> 01:02:42,720
Turn it off.

1331
01:02:43,260 --> 01:02:44,160
Party two.

1332
01:02:46,100 --> 01:02:47,380
Check your ad block.

1333
01:02:47,580 --> 01:02:47,900
Fuck.

1334
01:02:48,320 --> 01:02:49,280
How would you do that now?

1335
01:02:50,420 --> 01:02:52,400
Let's get another fucking browser going.

1336
01:02:54,080 --> 01:02:55,100
We have that.

1337
01:02:58,300 --> 01:02:59,260
Google Chrome.

1338
01:02:59,360 --> 01:03:01,260
Now Google Chrome is in the mix-up.

1339
01:03:01,260 --> 01:03:02,680
Holy smoke.

1340
01:03:02,680 --> 01:03:06,760
Holy smoke.

1341
01:03:06,760 --> 01:03:06,760
Holy smoke.

1342
01:03:06,840 --> 01:03:07,220
Holy.

1343
01:03:11,220 --> 01:03:12,580
Holy smoke.

1344
01:03:12,680 --> 01:03:13,060
Holy.

1345
01:03:14,720 --> 01:03:15,780
Keep brave.

1346
01:03:17,540 --> 01:03:18,940
Party two.

1347
01:03:19,820 --> 01:03:21,180
World Cup live.

1348
01:03:25,680 --> 01:03:27,260
Just.

1349
01:03:27,260 --> 01:03:27,300
Just.

1350
01:03:29,140 --> 01:03:29,620
Player.

1351
01:03:29,900 --> 01:03:31,840
It would drive you insane.

1352
01:03:33,340 --> 01:03:35,080
It's unresponsive, you know.

1353
01:03:45,020 --> 01:03:46,980
And now an advert for mental health.

1354
01:03:47,220 --> 01:03:55,120
I have anxiety after dealing with this player, yeah.

1355
01:03:57,640 --> 01:03:58,360
Thank you.

1356
01:04:14,940 --> 01:04:17,200
Okay, so 60...

1357
01:04:17,200 --> 01:04:20,240
48, 49, 60, 50 now.

1358
01:04:20,400 --> 01:04:21,240
60, 52.

1359
01:04:26,140 --> 01:04:30,000
Just hitting 61 minutes right now.

1360
01:04:30,120 --> 01:04:30,820
61 minutes.

1361
01:04:36,380 --> 01:04:37,460
Okay, great stuff.

1362
01:04:37,760 --> 01:04:38,260
We're in sync.

1363
01:04:38,440 --> 01:04:39,100
We're just about.

1364
01:04:39,200 --> 01:04:40,060
Some people are ahead.

1365
01:04:40,480 --> 01:04:41,320
Some people are back.

1366
01:04:43,380 --> 01:04:45,560
The irony of that ad on the player,

1367
01:04:45,680 --> 01:04:48,760
and also the irony of me giving out stink about the player,

1368
01:04:49,300 --> 01:04:51,580
but then when I manage to get it going,

1369
01:04:52,120 --> 01:04:54,200
the player is keeping this going.

1370
01:04:54,740 --> 01:04:54,980
Do you know?

1371
01:04:56,240 --> 01:04:57,520
Crazy when you think about it.

1372
01:04:57,780 --> 01:04:58,540
Not really, though.

1373
01:05:00,040 --> 01:05:01,740
Turn that HD off, maybe,

1374
01:05:01,880 --> 01:05:02,960
so it doesn't affect the stream.

1375
01:05:03,040 --> 01:05:03,500
Oh, fuck it.

1376
01:05:03,500 --> 01:05:04,100
We'll keep it going.

1377
01:05:04,360 --> 01:05:05,920
Great picture as well.

1378
01:05:06,560 --> 01:05:07,100
Okay, right.

1379
01:05:07,180 --> 01:05:07,580
Continue.

1380
01:05:09,140 --> 01:05:10,660
And we'll F1 this.

1381
01:05:12,740 --> 01:05:13,820
Save that state.

1382
01:05:17,240 --> 01:05:19,580
How long have we been in this police station?

1383
01:05:19,660 --> 01:05:20,460
Now, it's been an hour.

1384
01:05:20,700 --> 01:05:23,460
It's been an hour and five minutes,

1385
01:05:23,460 --> 01:05:24,580
and we're still not out of this.

1386
01:05:24,920 --> 01:05:25,800
Now, this is annoying.

1387
01:05:25,960 --> 01:05:26,680
It says exit,

1388
01:05:27,160 --> 01:05:28,420
and we're at the exit.

1389
01:05:29,260 --> 01:05:30,280
Shoot the electrics.

1390
01:05:30,440 --> 01:05:31,520
Shoot the electrics.

1391
01:05:31,880 --> 01:05:32,520
I get you.

1392
01:05:32,520 --> 01:05:32,600
Yeah.

1393
01:05:41,600 --> 01:05:44,540
Okay, let's see if we can do that again.

1394
01:05:45,120 --> 01:05:45,940
Reload the state.

1395
01:05:48,400 --> 01:05:49,900
The shooting is a bit wonky.

1396
01:05:49,980 --> 01:05:51,120
The aiming is a bit wonky,

1397
01:05:51,200 --> 01:05:53,020
and I've got inverted axis as well,

1398
01:05:53,060 --> 01:05:54,840
so she was saying shoot the electrics.

1399
01:05:56,940 --> 01:05:57,920
We've got to stop it closing.

1400
01:05:58,300 --> 01:05:59,300
Aim to the box, mob.

1401
01:06:06,240 --> 01:06:07,740
Is that bullshit, do you reckon?

1402
01:06:08,740 --> 01:06:09,700
Do you reckon that's bullshit?

1403
01:06:09,840 --> 01:06:10,920
Do you reckon that's even possible?

1404
01:06:12,160 --> 01:06:13,400
To shoot the electrics?

1405
01:06:13,780 --> 01:06:15,840
Or is that just something that they get you to do,

1406
01:06:15,960 --> 01:06:17,380
and then you have to go around the front?

1407
01:06:22,180 --> 01:06:23,860
You've got to invert your axis.

1408
01:06:31,200 --> 01:06:31,940
Nah, look.

1409
01:06:32,000 --> 01:06:33,020
I shot the electrics.

1410
01:06:33,100 --> 01:06:33,620
It's bollocks.

1411
01:06:34,660 --> 01:06:35,340
Doesn't work.

1412
01:06:35,340 --> 01:06:44,040
You've got to stop it closing.

1413
01:06:44,440 --> 01:06:45,420
Aim for the box, mob.

1414
01:06:58,540 --> 01:06:59,620
Francis Higgins,

1415
01:06:59,780 --> 01:07:01,820
game volume goes too loud

1416
01:07:01,820 --> 01:07:03,040
when the phone comes on.

1417
01:07:03,040 --> 01:07:03,940
Tom, can you just see

1418
01:07:03,940 --> 01:07:06,160
if the phone volume is too loud there for us, please?

1419
01:07:09,200 --> 01:07:10,500
Yep, that's very loud.

1420
01:07:12,640 --> 01:07:13,500
Very, very loud.

1421
01:07:16,940 --> 01:07:17,660
Bryce, the live.

1422
01:07:17,740 --> 01:07:19,060
Thanks very much there, Omar.

1423
01:07:19,240 --> 01:07:20,980
Was it Omar for letting us know there?

1424
01:07:21,040 --> 01:07:21,720
We didn't know that.

1425
01:07:22,140 --> 01:07:23,860
God knows how long that's been happening.

1426
01:07:25,800 --> 01:07:29,180
It's a technical operation and a half sometimes.

1427
01:07:29,180 --> 01:07:36,260
Trying to figure out the routing of different audio channels coming through the fucking mainframe into my earlobes,

1428
01:07:36,360 --> 01:07:37,620
and then out to you guys as well.

1429
01:07:37,620 --> 01:07:43,320
We're flying on the seat of our pants sometimes.

1430
01:07:43,320 --> 01:07:45,700
And there's the anti-cannabis poster.

1431
01:07:48,920 --> 01:07:52,020
in the cop shop that I was distracted by before.

1432
01:07:52,020 --> 01:07:53,760
Let's just get ourselves...

1433
01:07:53,760 --> 01:07:54,820
There it is, look.

1434
01:07:55,580 --> 01:08:03,240
At the time, I remember the big hubbub was that they declassified it to a Category B drug or something.

1435
01:08:04,520 --> 01:08:05,360
And, uh...

1436
01:08:05,360 --> 01:08:07,580
I think they've actually recla-

1437
01:08:07,580 --> 01:08:08,600
They've got rid of that.

1438
01:08:08,820 --> 01:08:09,360
Now it's...

1439
01:08:12,240 --> 01:08:14,620
That was some nice fancy shooting from your one there.

1440
01:08:14,620 --> 01:08:16,540
We gotta pick up the MP5s here.

1441
01:08:22,180 --> 01:08:24,260
Now, custody area down here.

1442
01:08:24,880 --> 01:08:26,760
First floor over here.

1443
01:08:26,920 --> 01:08:28,060
Custody area.

1444
01:08:29,320 --> 01:08:30,840
Where is the fucking main?

1445
01:08:33,380 --> 01:08:34,720
Where's the exit here?

1446
01:08:40,020 --> 01:08:42,600
Uh, interesting there that Croatia scored.

1447
01:08:42,600 --> 01:08:44,140
I-I thought it was Japan...

1448
01:08:44,660 --> 01:08:45,220
Scenario.

1449
01:08:45,520 --> 01:08:48,360
When, uh, you told me the goal had been scored.

1450
01:08:49,080 --> 01:08:52,260
I was looking at the stream and, uh, Japan were all over them.

1451
01:08:53,140 --> 01:08:54,900
And now it's Croatia on the ball.

1452
01:08:55,360 --> 01:08:57,600
A balloon has been put into the mixing unit.

1453
01:08:58,140 --> 01:08:59,900
They're trying time and time again, Croatia.

1454
01:09:00,020 --> 01:09:01,940
They're knocking on fucking Heaven's door.

1455
01:09:02,420 --> 01:09:04,640
And the Japanese are throwing themselves...

1456
01:09:05,120 --> 01:09:07,180
At every shot that's coming in.

1457
01:09:07,820 --> 01:09:08,360
It's like...

1458
01:09:09,400 --> 01:09:10,980
A fucking scene...

1459
01:09:10,980 --> 01:09:13,600
From a fucking football war film.

1460
01:09:14,560 --> 01:09:15,980
Letters from fucking...

1461
01:09:16,980 --> 01:09:17,860
Iwo Jima.

1462
01:09:20,460 --> 01:09:22,500
Letters from the Sapporo Dome.

1463
01:09:23,460 --> 01:09:25,160
Starring Clint Eastfield.

1464
01:09:27,120 --> 01:09:27,700
Fuck.

1465
01:09:30,600 --> 01:09:32,000
Flags of our fathers.

1466
01:09:34,520 --> 01:09:35,840
Here we go, lads.

1467
01:09:36,560 --> 01:09:37,800
Let's save the game here.

1468
01:09:39,840 --> 01:09:41,700
I think the bird is getting fucking done in.

1469
01:09:44,420 --> 01:09:47,640
Just wanted to do a bit of leaning here before we, uh...

1470
01:09:47,640 --> 01:09:47,840
Oh.

1471
01:09:48,480 --> 01:09:50,400
Croatia just had a shot that went...

1472
01:09:50,400 --> 01:09:53,040
Whistled past the, uh, the Japanese posts.

1473
01:09:56,460 --> 01:09:57,760
Look at her face there.

1474
01:09:57,840 --> 01:09:58,620
Look, Martina.

1475
01:09:58,620 --> 01:10:09,980
Now we're out onto the streets.

1476
01:10:11,020 --> 01:10:12,180
The streets of London.

1477
01:10:13,260 --> 01:10:14,220
It's time to get away.

1478
01:10:16,720 --> 01:10:18,100
We need to get the bird in.

1479
01:10:18,380 --> 01:10:19,000
Into the...

1480
01:10:19,000 --> 01:10:20,260
To the fucking motor.

1481
01:10:23,780 --> 01:10:24,800
I need to save this.

1482
01:10:30,940 --> 01:10:31,700
That's us.

1483
01:10:31,840 --> 01:10:32,720
We're on the move.

1484
01:10:33,660 --> 01:10:34,360
And there's...

1485
01:10:34,360 --> 01:10:37,740
St. Paul's Cathedral.

1486
01:10:40,240 --> 01:10:41,880
Lot of roads blocked off.

1487
01:10:44,460 --> 01:10:46,020
Driving on the wrong side of the road here.

1488
01:10:46,100 --> 01:10:47,400
It's a dangerous business.

1489
01:10:51,640 --> 01:10:52,320
And, uh...

1490
01:10:52,320 --> 01:10:55,780
We're actually in the middle of a race war as well with the Yardies.

1491
01:10:55,940 --> 01:10:57,440
The Jamaican contingency.

1492
01:10:57,880 --> 01:11:01,080
The Jamaican cohort of London City.

1493
01:11:01,200 --> 01:11:02,040
They're against me.

1494
01:11:02,960 --> 01:11:04,620
I don't know why I can't remember.

1495
01:11:05,240 --> 01:11:09,040
But I think there's a mission coming up where we have to go into a yardy crack den.

1496
01:11:09,500 --> 01:11:10,940
And really clean house.

1497
01:11:11,040 --> 01:11:11,960
That's coming up soon.

1498
01:11:12,060 --> 01:11:12,200
You...

1499
01:11:12,200 --> 01:11:13,200
You don't want to miss it.

1500
01:11:13,260 --> 01:11:13,480
We'll...

1501
01:11:13,480 --> 01:11:15,680
We're gonna cut to Bob Hoskins in a moment.

1502
01:11:16,860 --> 01:11:17,540
Fucking hell.

1503
01:11:17,680 --> 01:11:19,720
It's a crazy bit of London business here.

1504
01:11:20,740 --> 01:11:21,640
We need to turn left.

1505
01:11:33,840 --> 01:11:35,040
This is some good driving.

1506
01:11:35,480 --> 01:11:35,940
I'm very...

1507
01:11:36,540 --> 01:11:37,160
So far.

1508
01:11:37,260 --> 01:11:38,180
And then I say that.

1509
01:11:38,260 --> 01:11:40,040
And then we crash into a fucking Range Rover.

1510
01:11:42,680 --> 01:11:43,440
Down here.

1511
01:11:43,620 --> 01:11:44,260
And then left.

1512
01:11:45,820 --> 01:11:48,620
We're basically trying to get the birds to a safe house.

1513
01:11:48,900 --> 01:11:50,940
And then we can fucking chat about the next...

1514
01:11:50,940 --> 01:11:52,060
Where we go to from there.

1515
01:11:53,200 --> 01:11:54,020
But, uh...

1516
01:11:54,020 --> 01:11:55,400
It wouldn't surprise me now.

1517
01:11:56,320 --> 01:11:57,940
If amidst all this...

1518
01:11:59,360 --> 01:12:00,220
Beast Chase.

1519
01:12:00,720 --> 01:12:03,460
That the Yardies start getting involved as well.

1520
01:12:03,560 --> 01:12:05,660
Driving some high-powered Sabs.

1521
01:12:06,080 --> 01:12:07,920
They always come at you in the Sabs.

1522
01:12:07,960 --> 01:12:08,760
I'm not sure why.

1523
01:12:09,960 --> 01:12:10,920
There's also a...

1524
01:12:10,920 --> 01:12:12,320
Charlie Joel...

1525
01:12:12,320 --> 01:12:13,840
Charlie Jolson's outfit.

1526
01:12:14,560 --> 01:12:14,920
They're, uh...

1527
01:12:15,480 --> 01:12:17,740
They're driving fucking souped-up Porsches.

1528
01:12:17,880 --> 01:12:18,620
And some, uh...

1529
01:12:18,620 --> 01:12:19,540
Really nice MG.

1530
01:12:19,740 --> 01:12:21,340
Some MG fucking midgets.

1531
01:12:22,780 --> 01:12:23,740
They've got it all.

1532
01:12:25,680 --> 01:12:26,620
They've got it all.

1533
01:12:28,680 --> 01:12:29,820
They need to fucking move.

1534
01:12:30,620 --> 01:12:33,080
And we've got no indication as to go left or right.

1535
01:12:33,160 --> 01:12:34,720
We're just gonna keep piling forward here.

1536
01:12:34,820 --> 01:12:35,820
Through the City of London.

1537
01:12:36,080 --> 01:12:37,180
They've got the Stingers out.

1538
01:12:37,480 --> 01:12:38,180
And that's us.

1539
01:12:38,620 --> 01:12:39,880
The tires have been busted.

1540
01:12:42,180 --> 01:12:44,480
That's gonna be tough for us now to move at pace.

1541
01:12:44,540 --> 01:12:46,220
As you can see, we've been stung.

1542
01:12:48,220 --> 01:12:50,940
Ah, we need to really fucking ramp it up here.

1543
01:12:54,520 --> 01:12:57,640
Ah, the bird is doing the Lord's work there outside the passenger.

1544
01:12:57,780 --> 01:12:59,340
Doing the fucking drive-by.

1545
01:12:59,800 --> 01:13:02,060
What if we can get out here and really take the filth out?

1546
01:13:03,960 --> 01:13:04,440
MP5s.

1547
01:13:04,500 --> 01:13:05,600
Double MP5s.

1548
01:13:05,660 --> 01:13:06,320
Filth Street.

1549
01:13:07,340 --> 01:13:08,020
Great stuff.

1550
01:13:08,720 --> 01:13:09,640
Into their motor.

1551
01:13:10,180 --> 01:13:11,880
Hopefully the bird will get in the passenger.

1552
01:13:13,140 --> 01:13:13,800
Come on.

1553
01:13:20,120 --> 01:13:22,180
This is a nice bit of crash bang wallop.

1554
01:13:29,060 --> 01:13:30,760
We're back on the road again.

1555
01:13:30,880 --> 01:13:31,660
It's nice so far.

1556
01:13:31,740 --> 01:13:33,020
Maybe we'll save the state.

1557
01:13:41,440 --> 01:13:42,340
Fucking hell.

1558
01:13:42,340 --> 01:13:43,760
Post office.

1559
01:13:44,040 --> 01:13:44,840
Parcel force.

1560
01:13:45,880 --> 01:13:47,460
This is a one-way street as well.

1561
01:13:47,540 --> 01:13:48,320
We're getting fucking...

1562
01:13:49,320 --> 01:13:51,320
Really, really, really...

1563
01:13:51,320 --> 01:13:53,360
Close to the bone here.

1564
01:13:56,400 --> 01:13:56,920
Left.

1565
01:13:58,440 --> 01:13:59,460
Into the warehouse.

1566
01:14:00,300 --> 01:14:00,860
Great stuff.

1567
01:14:09,320 --> 01:14:10,640
My comic's dead.

1568
01:14:11,220 --> 01:14:12,800
Well fucking done, Emmond.

1569
01:14:13,140 --> 01:14:13,740
And Yasmin.

1570
01:14:15,020 --> 01:14:15,860
Yeah, her too.

1571
01:14:16,980 --> 01:14:19,120
Shane, not a bad piece of crumpet.

1572
01:14:19,500 --> 01:14:20,620
But you know women, mate.

1573
01:14:20,860 --> 01:14:21,720
Too much hassle.

1574
01:14:22,500 --> 01:14:23,740
He's only gone and done it.

1575
01:14:24,220 --> 01:14:25,380
McCormack and the bird.

1576
01:14:26,520 --> 01:14:27,900
See if you underestimated him.

1577
01:14:27,900 --> 01:14:31,740
Well, since I've lost one girl today, he can just get me another.

1578
01:14:31,740 --> 01:14:33,780
I hear Layla's down at the toucher.

1579
01:14:33,780 --> 01:14:35,180
Collins' new bar in Sorrow.

1580
01:14:35,180 --> 01:14:38,900
Tell Marky I kind of prefer her if she was here with me.

1581
01:14:39,900 --> 01:14:40,700
Right, Emmond.

1582
01:14:40,700 --> 01:14:40,700
Right, Emmond.

1583
01:14:41,480 --> 01:14:43,140
Head on down to the touch of class.

1584
01:14:43,900 --> 01:14:46,840
Your man, Collins, seems to have hired some dancing slut.

1585
01:14:47,200 --> 01:14:48,580
Goes by the name of Layla.

1586
01:14:49,640 --> 01:14:51,140
She's one of Charlie's birds.

1587
01:14:51,640 --> 01:14:54,080
And he'd like you to politely ask her to come back.

1588
01:14:54,660 --> 01:14:56,540
Bring her to Charlie's gaffy mate now.

1589
01:14:56,540 --> 01:14:56,800
That's nice.

1590
01:14:57,800 --> 01:14:58,660
You heard me.

1591
01:14:58,860 --> 01:14:59,920
Get her and bring her here.

1592
01:15:00,420 --> 01:15:01,460
When's this going to end, Harry?

1593
01:15:02,120 --> 01:15:03,800
This is getting past the point of ridiculous.

1594
01:15:04,460 --> 01:15:06,400
I'll never get in and out of there in one piece.

1595
01:15:08,820 --> 01:15:11,360
I'll be better off blowing the whistle and taking my chances.

1596
01:15:12,740 --> 01:15:15,740
And maybe Jamal and his Yardie boys would like to know what's going on as well, eh?

1597
01:15:16,220 --> 01:15:18,220
It ends when Charlie bloody says so.

1598
01:15:18,260 --> 01:15:18,680
All right.

1599
01:15:19,240 --> 01:15:20,960
I'm looking at your boy right now.

1600
01:15:21,200 --> 01:15:21,940
Just move it.

1601
01:15:24,700 --> 01:15:25,960
You fancy going clubby?

1602
01:15:25,960 --> 01:15:29,340
What the fuck are you talking about?

1603
01:15:30,240 --> 01:15:30,640
Charlie.

1604
01:15:32,400 --> 01:15:34,120
Sending me on another suicide mission.

1605
01:15:34,120 --> 01:15:34,380
The music.

1606
01:15:35,260 --> 01:15:35,940
Down to Soho.

1607
01:15:36,200 --> 01:15:36,980
My old turf.

1608
01:15:38,220 --> 01:15:40,580
He wants me to grab some dancing slut named Layla.

1609
01:15:41,520 --> 01:15:43,260
And take her back to his house in Mayfield.

1610
01:15:45,040 --> 01:15:45,600
Mark.

1611
01:15:46,220 --> 01:15:47,120
That's perfect.

1612
01:15:49,020 --> 01:15:49,540
Perfect.

1613
01:15:50,040 --> 01:15:50,440
Perfect.

1614
01:15:52,440 --> 01:15:54,280
It's a fucking human sacrifice.

1615
01:15:54,480 --> 01:15:55,060
That's what it is.

1616
01:15:55,060 --> 01:15:56,420
No.

1617
01:15:57,040 --> 01:15:57,800
Let's get her.

1618
01:15:58,220 --> 01:16:00,060
Gives us a door into Charlie's place.

1619
01:16:01,020 --> 01:16:02,720
That place is like a bloody prison.

1620
01:16:03,540 --> 01:16:05,100
I'm sure that's where he's holding your boy.

1621
01:16:05,620 --> 01:16:08,440
If I can get inside, I can get to him.

1622
01:16:10,300 --> 01:16:11,020
You sure?

1623
01:16:12,620 --> 01:16:13,100
Yeah.

1624
01:16:14,220 --> 01:16:17,800
And I'll settle the score with Charlie Johnson whilst I'm at it.

1625
01:16:18,420 --> 01:16:20,280
I'm not worried about scores, Yasmin.

1626
01:16:20,780 --> 01:16:22,940
I'm worried about scores when my boy's safe, all right?

1627
01:16:24,780 --> 01:16:26,900
We're having an abrupt ending there.

1628
01:16:26,900 --> 01:16:37,760
So we have to go down to the nightclub known as the Touch of Class, or as it's known colloquially to the fucking Jolson crew.

1629
01:16:38,320 --> 01:16:38,940
The Toucher.

1630
01:16:38,940 --> 01:16:41,940
Send him down to the Toucher.

1631
01:16:41,940 --> 01:16:49,180
And we have to go down to the Toucher to get some bird back to Charlie Jolson.

1632
01:16:49,400 --> 01:16:55,820
But at the same time, we'll use that as an opportunity to get Yasmin, the Yasmin bird, into Charlie's gaff.

1633
01:16:56,160 --> 01:16:57,620
And she's going to fucking do him.

1634
01:16:58,600 --> 01:17:01,400
And there's talk of the Yardies getting involved.

1635
01:17:01,680 --> 01:17:04,180
It's a real malaise, Tom, isn't it?

1636
01:17:05,140 --> 01:17:06,020
Crazy bit of business.

1637
01:17:06,520 --> 01:17:08,340
And you'd wonder who wrote the script.

1638
01:17:09,220 --> 01:17:15,400
But there was some touching music there as you were discussing what was going on.

1639
01:17:15,440 --> 01:17:17,880
It was like a scene from EastEnders as well.

1640
01:17:18,320 --> 01:17:19,400
It really was.

1641
01:17:19,440 --> 01:17:20,580
It was very funny.

1642
01:17:20,580 --> 01:17:28,760
And no fade at the end, Moss Side.

1643
01:17:28,880 --> 01:17:29,600
No fade is right.

1644
01:17:29,660 --> 01:17:30,640
It was a hard cut.

1645
01:17:31,260 --> 01:17:35,700
They obviously ran out of time in order to finesse that little bit.

1646
01:17:36,020 --> 01:17:38,360
There's a lot of rough edges around it.

1647
01:17:38,380 --> 01:17:40,300
But that's kind of what I like about it as well.

1648
01:17:41,400 --> 01:17:47,020
But, yeah, so there's Charlie Jolson's face in that last cutscene was very funny.

1649
01:17:47,020 --> 01:17:52,120
He looks like he's been through the fucking, the runner, big time.

1650
01:17:52,220 --> 01:17:53,500
I don't know what the hell has happened to him.

1651
01:17:53,560 --> 01:17:56,580
It looks like he's been dragged through a fucking briar hedge backwards.

1652
01:17:57,920 --> 01:18:01,400
He's honestly going like that, dead down at such, huh?

1653
01:18:02,980 --> 01:18:05,440
We'll bring that bird back from the such, huh?

1654
01:18:06,460 --> 01:18:12,820
And flagrant usage of the word slut from your man, Mark Hammond.

1655
01:18:14,020 --> 01:18:16,900
Again, another situation where would this have been made now?

1656
01:18:16,940 --> 01:18:18,240
I'm not sure it would have been made now.

1657
01:18:18,300 --> 01:18:19,740
But it's an 18-rated game.

1658
01:18:20,160 --> 01:18:20,320
Sure.

1659
01:18:21,140 --> 01:18:27,320
You do see, though, that language like that may have been phased out even from 18-rated games.

1660
01:18:27,420 --> 01:18:33,880
It's going to be interesting to see, or will it, the direction that Grand Theft Auto 6 takes when it's released.

1661
01:18:34,480 --> 01:18:41,540
Although, I feel as though that has kind of been going downhill script-wise since 3.

1662
01:18:41,620 --> 01:18:49,540
Because since it became more centrally focused on a character, a strong lead character,

1663
01:18:50,760 --> 01:18:56,300
they imbue the games with a depth that is unnecessary, in my view.

1664
01:18:56,540 --> 01:19:03,860
And you end up fucking driving around these vast metropolises, which are very well rendered, very well made.

1665
01:19:03,980 --> 01:19:05,360
I have no truck with that.

1666
01:19:05,780 --> 01:19:11,120
But you're listening to reams of fucking dialogue about shite that you don't care about.

1667
01:19:11,480 --> 01:19:15,820
And it's like they've padded the game out with inconsequential story beats.

1668
01:19:16,320 --> 01:19:18,000
Whereas this is straight and to the point.

1669
01:19:18,660 --> 01:19:22,760
You've got your bad slags who are fucking doing dirty deals.

1670
01:19:22,840 --> 01:19:24,240
Kevin Beijing, thank you very much.

1671
01:19:24,560 --> 01:19:26,900
And then you've got a bit of fucking cutscene at the end.

1672
01:19:27,140 --> 01:19:27,900
Back to the driving.

1673
01:19:28,260 --> 01:19:29,180
It's got action in it.

1674
01:19:29,500 --> 01:19:31,240
It's not a wasted journey, like, you know.

1675
01:19:31,280 --> 01:19:32,880
It's not just so you can hear some story beats.

1676
01:19:32,880 --> 01:19:37,140
You've got to get away from the cops or you're evading the fucking yardies or whatever.

1677
01:19:38,560 --> 01:19:43,360
And nowadays, it's like, let's try and max out the game for as long as we can.

1678
01:19:45,040 --> 01:19:46,900
And it gets boring.

1679
01:19:47,040 --> 01:19:49,920
I lose interest in the story completely.

1680
01:19:50,040 --> 01:19:51,720
But I know where I stand with this.

1681
01:19:53,040 --> 01:19:58,140
So games really might have become a victim of their own depth and success.

1682
01:19:58,320 --> 01:20:01,740
As the technology has progressed, when was the last?

1683
01:20:02,280 --> 01:20:03,460
Oh, Croatia on the ball here.

1684
01:20:03,520 --> 01:20:04,700
They're looking dangerous, Tom.

1685
01:20:05,460 --> 01:20:06,400
Croatia on the ball.

1686
01:20:06,540 --> 01:20:07,140
Perisic again.

1687
01:20:07,240 --> 01:20:07,760
Lovely shot.

1688
01:20:07,800 --> 01:20:08,720
It's gone wide.

1689
01:20:10,080 --> 01:20:12,420
And it was the goal scorer himself, Perisic,

1690
01:20:13,160 --> 01:20:17,960
who took a left-footed blaster for about 20 years old.

1691
01:20:18,160 --> 01:20:21,760
And it just whistle-stopped past the fucking Japanese post.

1692
01:20:22,720 --> 01:20:26,000
And Croatia are looking mighty strong now.

1693
01:20:26,080 --> 01:20:29,240
Looking like they're going to take this situation.

1694
01:20:29,400 --> 01:20:32,040
I'll stay with you now because it's gone out for a corner ball.

1695
01:20:32,140 --> 01:20:35,120
It was Tom Agace who got a foot to it.

1696
01:20:35,820 --> 01:20:40,220
And it's the mighty little magic man, Madrich, who's gone over to take the corner.

1697
01:20:41,140 --> 01:20:42,360
What can he do here?

1698
01:20:42,600 --> 01:20:45,780
As the crowd clap, clap and cheer.

1699
01:20:46,200 --> 01:20:49,820
The Croatian checkered red and white jerseys cross comes in.

1700
01:20:50,480 --> 01:20:50,820
Lovely.

1701
01:20:51,200 --> 01:20:51,800
Headed down.

1702
01:20:52,140 --> 01:20:53,320
Back to a fella in the middle.

1703
01:20:53,660 --> 01:20:54,860
It's cleared from the Japanese.

1704
01:20:57,460 --> 01:21:00,220
Cleared from the Japanese as well.

1705
01:21:00,660 --> 01:21:02,000
Now, let's continue this.

1706
01:21:02,180 --> 01:21:04,280
Or before that, we'll get to Bob Hoskins.

1707
01:21:04,400 --> 01:21:10,000
Maybe I'll just check out this Bob Hoskins situation that I was telling you about here.

1708
01:21:10,000 --> 01:21:19,820
I was shiting onto you about Bob Hoskins doing some lamentations about the fucking gentrification of London in the 80s.

1709
01:21:20,580 --> 01:21:23,340
Which I found quite amusing.

1710
01:21:24,040 --> 01:21:27,860
Basically because it was heartfelt statements.

1711
01:21:28,540 --> 01:21:30,600
But they sounded as though they were scripted.

1712
01:21:31,360 --> 01:21:33,700
Let's have a little look and see if we can find it here.

1713
01:21:34,580 --> 01:21:36,520
Bob Hoskins.

1714
01:21:41,740 --> 01:21:42,760
Slums, is it?

1715
01:21:42,920 --> 01:21:43,300
London?

1716
01:21:43,660 --> 01:21:44,220
Slums?

1717
01:21:45,220 --> 01:21:47,600
London is being sterilised by greed.

1718
01:21:47,800 --> 01:21:50,360
Classic TV report from the BBC archives.

1719
01:21:50,540 --> 01:21:51,500
Actually, I thought it was ITV.

1720
01:21:51,600 --> 01:21:52,100
It's the BBC.

1721
01:21:52,740 --> 01:21:57,480
Let's just see if we can stick that onto the screen there for the moment.

1722
01:21:57,800 --> 01:21:58,960
Take that game off.

1723
01:22:00,260 --> 01:22:01,680
Put Bob Hoskins on.

1724
01:22:02,680 --> 01:22:04,200
Let's get that going there.

1725
01:22:06,820 --> 01:22:07,320
That's it.

1726
01:22:07,360 --> 01:22:08,300
The long good Friday.

1727
01:22:08,440 --> 01:22:09,500
Oh, we don't want to fuck.

1728
01:22:09,580 --> 01:22:10,080
Get that off.

1729
01:22:10,120 --> 01:22:11,080
We don't want the match shown.

1730
01:22:11,180 --> 01:22:12,220
We'll get taken down.

1731
01:22:14,300 --> 01:22:15,760
Need to cover up the match.

1732
01:22:17,460 --> 01:22:18,320
Over there.

1733
01:22:18,480 --> 01:22:19,020
Yeah, that's it.

1734
01:22:20,540 --> 01:22:28,440
Jesus, I was getting flashbacks there from when we got taken down because I was showing Champions League football games at pace.

1735
01:22:29,020 --> 01:22:30,980
I should have known better, but I didn't.

1736
01:22:33,760 --> 01:22:37,560
Now, hopefully we don't get taken down here either, but it's an interesting situation.

1737
01:22:37,760 --> 01:22:38,780
Let's see if it's playing.

1738
01:22:39,200 --> 01:22:40,000
We don't want the...

1739
01:22:40,000 --> 01:22:42,680
We don't want the Friday here.

1740
01:22:43,820 --> 01:22:44,220
Yeah.

1741
01:22:44,900 --> 01:22:46,740
It'll be a bit loud on my end, actually.

1742
01:22:48,180 --> 01:22:49,820
Get rid of those fucking pop-ups.

1743
01:22:55,820 --> 01:22:57,920
That'll take that down for ye, though.

1744
01:22:57,920 --> 01:22:59,380
I don't want that taken down.

1745
01:22:59,500 --> 01:23:03,860
Maybe I can take that down there, and then I'll increase the volume on this one here.

1746
01:23:03,960 --> 01:23:05,020
So, that's what I'm saying now.

1747
01:23:05,240 --> 01:23:13,160
Very boring technical audio chat, but sometimes I do lose track of the amount of fucking tracks that I'm mixing.

1748
01:23:13,160 --> 01:23:21,480
And look at the classic.

1749
01:23:21,740 --> 01:23:22,980
It's a classic look.

1750
01:23:23,320 --> 01:23:25,160
I really, really...

1751
01:23:25,160 --> 01:23:26,940
I like this look.

1752
01:23:27,560 --> 01:23:32,340
It's the shades, the leather jacket, and he's got a...

1753
01:23:32,340 --> 01:23:33,860
I think it's a polo neck as well.

1754
01:23:35,600 --> 01:23:37,260
And he's doing this with his ear.

1755
01:23:37,320 --> 01:23:40,840
I don't know why that's funny as well, but he hasn't got an earpiece in.

1756
01:23:42,440 --> 01:23:43,120
Hackney tick.

1757
01:23:43,200 --> 01:23:45,580
Thank you very much for the tip.

1758
01:23:45,660 --> 01:23:46,260
Very kind of you.

1759
01:23:46,960 --> 01:23:48,360
And Kevin Beijing, who asks,

1760
01:23:48,460 --> 01:23:49,020
Who are you cheering for?

1761
01:23:49,100 --> 01:23:49,900
Japan or Croatia?

1762
01:23:50,020 --> 01:23:50,540
Loving the stream.

1763
01:23:50,640 --> 01:23:51,180
Need more dialogue.

1764
01:23:51,640 --> 01:23:53,440
Hopefully, we'll get more of that guy coming soon.

1765
01:23:53,880 --> 01:23:54,200
Japan.

1766
01:23:54,300 --> 01:23:55,540
I'd like to see Japan progress.

1767
01:23:56,320 --> 01:24:00,000
I'd like to see the Asian teams do well and see what happens with them in the mix-up.

1768
01:24:00,320 --> 01:24:02,560
I'd like to see a shock exit tonight.

1769
01:24:02,880 --> 01:24:05,180
South Korea beating fucking Brazil.

1770
01:24:05,300 --> 01:24:06,960
I'd really put the cat amongst the pigeons.

1771
01:24:07,740 --> 01:24:08,760
I want to check here.

1772
01:24:09,160 --> 01:24:10,460
Sorry, I need to...

1773
01:24:10,460 --> 01:24:12,120
The fucking thing is...

1774
01:24:12,120 --> 01:24:17,700
No, I can't check the video of the match without showing it on the screen.

1775
01:24:17,860 --> 01:24:18,380
And then I don't...

1776
01:24:18,380 --> 01:24:19,600
The stream might get taken down.

1777
01:24:19,680 --> 01:24:20,640
Let's have a quick...

1778
01:24:20,640 --> 01:24:22,560
A snatching glance at it.

1779
01:24:22,600 --> 01:24:23,120
Let's have a look.

1780
01:24:24,580 --> 01:24:25,500
Yeah, still 1-1.

1781
01:24:25,760 --> 01:24:26,580
Still 1-1.

1782
01:24:26,580 --> 01:24:31,840
The actor and how much of that was Bob Hoskins expressing his own beliefs.

1783
01:24:32,840 --> 01:24:34,480
Well, I thought it was going over the top.

1784
01:24:34,480 --> 01:24:37,720
I don't know why that's funny.

1785
01:24:37,720 --> 01:24:41,360
I thought it was all sort of, you know, fairyland, but...

1786
01:24:41,360 --> 01:24:43,040
I thought it was going over the top.

1787
01:24:43,400 --> 01:24:44,980
I thought it was all fairyland.

1788
01:24:44,980 --> 01:24:47,660
After finding out what's been going on down here...

1789
01:24:47,660 --> 01:24:51,540
I just found out what's been going on down the docks here.

1790
01:24:51,540 --> 01:24:52,180
Well...

1791
01:24:52,180 --> 01:24:54,800
Fucking gentrification, innit?

1792
01:24:54,800 --> 01:24:55,800
Over.

1793
01:24:55,800 --> 01:24:59,580
That makes a longer Friday look like a story out of Winnie the Pooh.

1794
01:25:00,020 --> 01:25:01,000
Well, what is going on?

1795
01:25:02,240 --> 01:25:02,660
Well...

1796
01:25:02,660 --> 01:25:04,840
That, for example.

1797
01:25:04,940 --> 01:25:05,400
Look at that.

1798
01:25:06,280 --> 01:25:08,340
You're a bleeding great Mars bar at attention.

1799
01:25:09,020 --> 01:25:10,520
But it's sort of an office block, actually.

1800
01:25:10,700 --> 01:25:13,580
You're a bleeding great Mars bar, ain't you?

1801
01:25:15,580 --> 01:25:16,900
Tell you what, son?

1802
01:25:17,860 --> 01:25:18,420
You're a...

1803
01:25:18,420 --> 01:25:20,420
You're a fucking Mars bar, son.

1804
01:25:20,920 --> 01:25:21,840
That's what you are.

1805
01:25:23,560 --> 01:25:24,380
Get that...

1806
01:25:24,380 --> 01:25:24,840
Get that...

1807
01:25:24,840 --> 01:25:27,780
Get that Hoskins on my screen right now.

1808
01:25:29,920 --> 01:25:31,600
You fucking Mars bar.

1809
01:25:32,240 --> 01:25:33,080
It's a Mars bar.

1810
01:25:33,540 --> 01:25:37,080
But there's £1200 million worth of redevelopment.

1811
01:25:37,080 --> 01:25:37,500
Yes, sir.

1812
01:25:37,500 --> 01:25:38,800
Right the way down the river.

1813
01:25:39,280 --> 01:25:39,800
The whole lot.

1814
01:25:40,460 --> 01:25:40,660
Right?

1815
01:25:41,000 --> 01:25:41,720
You imagine that.

1816
01:25:41,800 --> 01:25:42,920
The whole thing's up for grabs.

1817
01:25:43,520 --> 01:25:47,340
Makes the 16th sort of redevelopment epidemic look like a little rash.

1818
01:25:48,880 --> 01:25:50,300
You see that building there?

1819
01:25:52,120 --> 01:25:56,460
It makes the 16th century development look like a little rash.

1820
01:25:57,660 --> 01:25:59,880
Chief Irons, thanks very much for the tip.

1821
01:26:01,380 --> 01:26:05,240
All right, Francis, I've seen how you'd a wong up the town last night in Ballantaba.

1822
01:26:06,740 --> 01:26:11,360
She said, Wesker has got a few T-virus boys after you.

1823
01:26:13,160 --> 01:26:16,140
Thank you very much, there, Chief Irons, for the tip there.

1824
01:26:16,340 --> 01:26:18,460
And horrible news about that.

1825
01:26:18,680 --> 01:26:18,820
Yeah.

1826
01:26:19,320 --> 01:26:21,100
Now, between there and here,

1827
01:26:21,620 --> 01:26:24,140
there's going to be a fleeting great block of offices

1828
01:26:24,140 --> 01:26:25,600
that's going to go up in between us.

1829
01:26:27,080 --> 01:26:29,780
And that's just a fraction of the mile-long slab of buildings

1830
01:26:29,780 --> 01:26:32,280
that will change the face of Waterloo and the river there.

1831
01:26:32,940 --> 01:26:35,440
So you can hear where I'm coming from here.

1832
01:26:35,620 --> 01:26:36,780
I was watching this thing, you know,

1833
01:26:36,820 --> 01:26:39,380
all right, is Hoskins talking lovingly about his area,

1834
01:26:39,540 --> 01:26:41,800
where he grew up in, you know, salt of the earth fella.

1835
01:26:42,300 --> 01:26:44,900
But it's the delivery.

1836
01:26:45,320 --> 01:26:48,840
You can hear the delivery as it goes on that it's scripted.

1837
01:26:49,440 --> 01:26:52,440
If the developer, Greg Coe Commercial Estates, gets their way.

1838
01:26:52,980 --> 01:26:55,300
But the people who live in the area known of Coin Street

1839
01:26:55,300 --> 01:26:57,540
have already put forward their own plan.

1840
01:26:58,120 --> 01:26:59,860
And after a year-long public inquiry,

1841
01:27:00,000 --> 01:27:02,280
Michael Esselstyn has got to choose which one to go for.

1842
01:27:03,440 --> 01:27:05,040
It's another battle of Waterloo.

1843
01:27:05,460 --> 01:27:08,260
Only this time it's between the big guys in their office blocks

1844
01:27:08,260 --> 01:27:10,580
and the little guys fighting for what's left of their community.

1845
01:27:11,300 --> 01:27:13,660
So that's in a studio voiceover afterwards.

1846
01:27:13,880 --> 01:27:18,580
Like, but some of the stuff that he says to your man from film,

1847
01:27:18,660 --> 01:27:20,260
Barry Norman, it's scripted.

1848
01:27:21,540 --> 01:27:23,400
Milash, thank you very much, Milash.

1849
01:27:23,700 --> 01:27:27,340
Never did watch this show, but I know it was huge here and in the UK.

1850
01:27:27,680 --> 01:27:29,640
I owe a huge debt of gratitude to you.

1851
01:27:30,660 --> 01:27:32,420
Thank you very much for your tip, Milash.

1852
01:27:32,460 --> 01:27:33,540
I hope you're getting on well.

1853
01:27:34,400 --> 01:27:36,580
This is not EastEnders now, actually.

1854
01:27:37,080 --> 01:27:38,380
We've moved on from that.

1855
01:27:38,640 --> 01:27:40,180
We'll go back to that in a minute.

1856
01:27:40,820 --> 01:27:43,560
This is just Bob Hoskins and the greed.

1857
01:27:44,840 --> 01:27:47,600
We're always put over as the objectors, the demonstrators.

1858
01:27:47,720 --> 01:27:50,280
These are the people that were trying to stop gentrification now.

1859
01:27:50,420 --> 01:27:54,140
But it's Hoskins is all I want at the moment, just so we can get a...

1860
01:27:54,140 --> 01:27:54,580
Absolutely.

1861
01:27:54,780 --> 01:27:55,340
Future General.

1862
01:27:55,680 --> 01:27:57,740
Being by the river.

1863
01:27:58,560 --> 01:28:03,660
And it's so unfair that people are secondary to property.

1864
01:28:04,760 --> 01:28:07,180
What we've got here, Bob, is the Coin Street car park,

1865
01:28:07,180 --> 01:28:09,680
but it looks like the oldest bombsite in London.

1866
01:28:10,340 --> 01:28:11,400
Which I wasn't bombed.

1867
01:28:15,620 --> 01:28:16,080
It's...

1868
01:28:16,080 --> 01:28:17,120
I like the way he's like...

1869
01:28:17,120 --> 01:28:18,280
He's like...

1870
01:28:18,280 --> 01:28:19,200
It wasn't bombed.

1871
01:28:20,740 --> 01:28:21,800
You on about it.

1872
01:28:22,700 --> 01:28:24,900
It's like he's going to kick off on Barry Norman.

1873
01:28:25,080 --> 01:28:25,360
What happened?

1874
01:28:25,440 --> 01:28:27,660
Looks like the oldest bombsite in London.

1875
01:28:28,440 --> 01:28:29,380
Which I wasn't bombed.

1876
01:28:29,860 --> 01:28:30,560
What happened?

1877
01:28:30,860 --> 01:28:35,140
They pulled that down for the Festival of Britain in 1951.

1878
01:28:35,140 --> 01:28:36,700
That's how it's been ever since.

1879
01:28:36,700 --> 01:28:37,960
You know, look at it.

1880
01:28:37,960 --> 01:28:39,200
Well, what was here before?

1881
01:28:40,200 --> 01:28:40,600
Houses.

1882
01:28:40,760 --> 01:28:41,700
People used to live here.

1883
01:28:42,640 --> 01:28:42,900
You know.

1884
01:28:43,200 --> 01:28:44,060
What happened to the people?

1885
01:28:44,400 --> 01:28:46,460
Well, they've stacked them all up in concrete blocks.

1886
01:28:46,560 --> 01:28:50,380
They've left all this totally open for property developers to make a fortune.

1887
01:28:50,860 --> 01:28:51,460
House spaces.

1888
01:28:51,600 --> 01:28:52,960
It used to be people's homes.

1889
01:28:53,420 --> 01:28:53,680
Listen.

1890
01:28:54,700 --> 01:28:59,360
Last year, London spent £12.5 million on homeless people.

1891
01:28:59,600 --> 01:28:59,720
Right?

1892
01:28:59,980 --> 01:29:00,120
Yeah.

1893
01:29:00,480 --> 01:29:02,300
£2 million in labour for life.

1894
01:29:02,580 --> 01:29:02,720
Yeah.

1895
01:29:03,360 --> 01:29:03,860
Look at that.

1896
01:29:03,860 --> 01:29:04,700
Barry Norman.

1897
01:29:04,900 --> 01:29:07,200
Look at that lovely shot there from above.

1898
01:29:07,620 --> 01:29:09,060
A sky shot of the boys.

1899
01:29:09,940 --> 01:29:13,120
And Hoskins in denim and leather.

1900
01:29:13,380 --> 01:29:14,840
It's a quality look, Tom.

1901
01:29:15,980 --> 01:29:16,840
You can't beat it.

1902
01:29:16,880 --> 01:29:17,540
Denim and leather.

1903
01:29:18,780 --> 01:29:22,660
I was almost going to say, is that fella trying to jack my schwag?

1904
01:29:22,940 --> 01:29:24,880
But this was 1983.

1905
01:29:25,340 --> 01:29:29,160
But look, I was wearing the same style back then as well.

1906
01:29:29,240 --> 01:29:30,920
I was working down the tunnels in London.

1907
01:29:30,920 --> 01:29:33,680
The very developments he's talking about.

1908
01:29:33,780 --> 01:29:35,100
I was probably working underground.

1909
01:29:35,380 --> 01:29:37,440
I was underground Coin Street digging ditch.

1910
01:29:39,200 --> 01:29:40,660
You were in your arse.

1911
01:29:41,520 --> 01:29:43,680
I was fucking swinging a shovel and a pick.

1912
01:29:43,780 --> 01:29:44,680
I was digging ditch.

1913
01:29:45,940 --> 01:29:48,320
And fucking Lilo and Stitch.

1914
01:29:50,280 --> 01:29:51,360
Great stuff, Tom.

1915
01:29:51,520 --> 01:29:53,000
Look, Coin Street deluxe.

1916
01:29:53,160 --> 01:29:54,380
Look at Barry Norman here.

1917
01:29:54,480 --> 01:29:56,300
He looks like Bradley Wiggins.

1918
01:29:56,940 --> 01:29:57,620
Barry...

1919
01:29:57,620 --> 01:29:58,340
Barry...

1920
01:29:58,340 --> 01:29:59,200
Jesus Christ.

1921
01:29:59,740 --> 01:30:00,740
Barry Norman.

1922
01:30:00,740 --> 01:30:01,300
Two million in labour for life.

1923
01:30:01,300 --> 01:30:02,020
Let's just say that.

1924
01:30:02,740 --> 01:30:04,980
How dangerous when you're talking at pace.

1925
01:30:05,200 --> 01:30:06,180
Some stuff that could...

1926
01:30:06,180 --> 01:30:07,400
The crazy thing is...

1927
01:30:07,400 --> 01:30:08,060
The whole area...

1928
01:30:08,060 --> 01:30:11,260
And this is another lovely bit of ADR.

1929
01:30:11,360 --> 01:30:14,880
This is voiceover in a studio here from Bob Hoskins.

1930
01:30:17,400 --> 01:30:18,400
The crazy thing is...

1931
01:30:18,400 --> 01:30:22,280
The whole area is actually zoned for housing, not for offices.

1932
01:30:23,000 --> 01:30:24,560
So the Greycoats scheme is trying...

1933
01:30:24,560 --> 01:30:25,400
Bradley...

1934
01:30:25,400 --> 01:30:26,900
Bradley Warnham.

1935
01:30:27,380 --> 01:30:29,320
...and alter the plan to walk...

1936
01:30:29,320 --> 01:30:30,180
Kenneth Foxy.

1937
01:30:30,220 --> 01:30:31,000
Thank you very much.

1938
01:30:31,060 --> 01:30:32,080
Proper geezer, you see.

1939
01:30:32,480 --> 01:30:33,120
So this is the character...

1940
01:30:33,120 --> 01:30:34,760
People themselves got turned into a...

1941
01:30:34,760 --> 01:30:35,400
To a fucking development or something.

1942
01:30:35,400 --> 01:30:39,280
Right next to Coin Street is this example of what happens if you don't consult the local people.

1943
01:30:40,080 --> 01:30:44,940
In 1970, a huge property group said they'd build flats, shops, and a hotel.

1944
01:30:45,140 --> 01:30:46,540
Not to mention a Riverside Walk.

1945
01:30:47,240 --> 01:30:49,180
Not to mention a Riverside Walk.

1946
01:30:49,440 --> 01:30:53,120
If they could have a great tower for one of their companies to put their staff in.

1947
01:30:53,640 --> 01:30:55,260
And if for their head office next door.

1948
01:30:56,320 --> 01:30:59,620
Well, once they got the tower up, the company brass pushed off down to Surrey.

1949
01:31:00,600 --> 01:31:04,020
Their building was sold off and the new owners are now doing it up a bit to let it.

1950
01:31:04,020 --> 01:31:05,020
The company brass...

1951
01:31:05,680 --> 01:31:07,020
Now they say they're going to move out of the tower as well.

1952
01:31:07,020 --> 01:31:09,460
They absolutely desecrated the inner city.

1953
01:31:11,600 --> 01:31:13,080
They absolutely desecrated.

1954
01:31:13,360 --> 01:31:15,120
They took the heart and soul out of it.

1955
01:31:15,300 --> 01:31:16,020
Hoskins...

1956
01:31:16,020 --> 01:31:18,620
Hoskins knew what he was talking about.

1957
01:31:18,820 --> 01:31:19,980
Back in the 80s.

1958
01:31:19,980 --> 01:31:21,040
Let alone occupied.

1959
01:31:21,760 --> 01:31:23,460
They've gradually been turning it into offices.

1960
01:31:23,820 --> 01:31:25,820
Last month they had to have another inquiry.

1961
01:31:26,400 --> 01:31:28,400
To see if the whole thing could become an office block.

1962
01:31:28,880 --> 01:31:31,400
Just in case those two weren't enough of this bit of the river.

1963
01:31:31,940 --> 01:31:34,060
They'll be making their minds up about that any time now.

1964
01:31:34,780 --> 01:31:35,720
And take the flats.

1965
01:31:36,200 --> 01:31:39,600
They're far too pricey for people who live around here and want somewhere to live.

1966
01:31:40,300 --> 01:31:44,740
And despite all the trade they could be getting from all those office workers commuting in every day.

1967
01:31:45,180 --> 01:31:47,620
They've had a real job letting the space for the shopping arcade.

1968
01:31:48,200 --> 01:31:50,320
There are blank concrete walls there even now.

1969
01:31:50,900 --> 01:31:52,200
These blokes have just moved in.

1970
01:31:52,840 --> 01:31:57,140
And the one thing that everybody wanted, the river sidewalk, that's been shut right off.

1971
01:31:57,920 --> 01:31:59,360
It's not easy to get to see the tent.

1972
01:31:59,360 --> 01:31:59,860
That's a right off.

1973
01:32:03,360 --> 01:32:04,680
You were going to show me the river.

1974
01:32:04,760 --> 01:32:05,360
Where's that then?

1975
01:32:06,320 --> 01:32:08,180
Well it's just behind that wall.

1976
01:32:08,800 --> 01:32:09,780
Well how do you get there?

1977
01:32:10,120 --> 01:32:12,060
Well the developers have locked most of it off.

1978
01:32:12,140 --> 01:32:13,160
We might be able to...

1979
01:32:13,160 --> 01:32:14,560
You went to a bit of house break you know.

1980
01:32:14,820 --> 01:32:15,080
Yeah.

1981
01:32:16,520 --> 01:32:17,540
My former trade.

1982
01:32:17,540 --> 01:32:20,780
Well if we break into this warehouse we might be able to get through to the other side.

1983
01:32:21,440 --> 01:32:22,900
There's a lovely view of the river from here.

1984
01:32:23,160 --> 01:32:24,080
I mean it's just over there.

1985
01:32:24,140 --> 01:32:26,540
And I like how Barry Norman's wearing a suit.

1986
01:32:26,680 --> 01:32:26,800
Yeah.

1987
01:32:26,960 --> 01:32:29,920
And he's kind of like upper class BBC type.

1988
01:32:30,060 --> 01:32:32,080
And Hoskins is just knocking about.

1989
01:32:32,180 --> 01:32:34,760
He's like a little cannonball in a pair of jeans.

1990
01:32:35,160 --> 01:32:36,840
You went to a bit of house break you know.

1991
01:32:36,920 --> 01:32:38,060
A bit of house breaking.

1992
01:32:38,500 --> 01:32:42,020
And look at the way Bob Hoskins navigates this bollard here.

1993
01:32:42,480 --> 01:32:45,100
He's doing a bit of fucking lightly lad walking.

1994
01:32:45,220 --> 01:32:46,520
What have developers have locked most of it off.

1995
01:32:46,520 --> 01:32:48,660
He has to move out the way a bollard has sprung up.

1996
01:32:48,660 --> 01:32:49,620
You went to a bit of house break you know.

1997
01:32:49,880 --> 01:32:50,160
Yeah.

1998
01:32:50,620 --> 01:32:52,140
Right out.

1999
01:32:53,700 --> 01:32:56,480
We can see there a lovely bit of bollard hand work.

2000
01:32:58,620 --> 01:33:01,220
Look at the bollard's nearly as big as him.

2001
01:33:02,460 --> 01:33:05,140
Hoskins is up on a step to try and get a little fucking light.

2002
01:33:05,140 --> 01:33:07,400
leverage a bit of height on Barry Norman.

2003
01:33:08,200 --> 01:33:10,040
He needs to fucking get this bollard out of the way.

2004
01:33:10,380 --> 01:33:13,540
Well if we break into this warehouse.

2005
01:33:13,820 --> 01:33:15,760
We break into this warehouse.

2006
01:33:17,580 --> 01:33:18,600
There's a lovely few of them.

2007
01:33:19,420 --> 01:33:20,760
Imagine he vaulted it.

2008
01:33:21,680 --> 01:33:23,720
Imagine he did that thing that you do when you're a kid.

2009
01:33:23,780 --> 01:33:25,020
And you fucking jump over stuff.

2010
01:33:25,120 --> 01:33:26,700
And just vault the bollards.

2011
01:33:27,400 --> 01:33:30,040
Would have been hilarious to have seen him do that.

2012
01:33:30,040 --> 01:33:30,680
Here I go.

2013
01:33:30,680 --> 01:33:31,780
Here I go.

2014
01:33:31,780 --> 01:33:32,000
Go in.

2015
01:33:32,300 --> 01:33:32,500
Right.

2016
01:33:34,440 --> 01:33:36,480
You've got to have a bit of respect Francis.

2017
01:33:36,720 --> 01:33:39,500
And stop laughing at Osk.

2018
01:33:40,500 --> 01:33:43,920
That man there has done more for culture.

2019
01:33:45,020 --> 01:33:46,560
Than you've had hot dinners.

2020
01:33:47,360 --> 01:33:48,860
And Silas thanks for the tea.

2021
01:33:49,360 --> 01:33:56,860
The old clink prison.

2022
01:33:57,220 --> 01:34:00,480
And here he is just emanating from a fucking old warehouse.

2023
01:34:00,740 --> 01:34:01,220
Oh the river.

2024
01:34:01,580 --> 01:34:02,020
Yes.

2025
01:34:03,200 --> 01:34:04,820
Nearly fell over on it.

2026
01:34:05,160 --> 01:34:07,200
There's a site for the old clink prison around the corner.

2027
01:34:07,460 --> 01:34:08,580
Oh the river.

2028
01:34:08,980 --> 01:34:09,140
Yeah.

2029
01:34:09,380 --> 01:34:09,800
There you are.

2030
01:34:10,120 --> 01:34:11,220
God got it last.

2031
01:34:11,460 --> 01:34:11,660
Yeah.

2032
01:34:12,180 --> 01:34:14,100
This is St. Mary over his wolf.

2033
01:34:15,060 --> 01:34:16,320
Look at the stance.

2034
01:34:16,860 --> 01:34:17,960
Love that stance.

2035
01:34:19,700 --> 01:34:21,380
In a couple of weeks or so.

2036
01:34:22,200 --> 01:34:24,580
The rest of time has got to decide whether this lot is coming down.

2037
01:34:24,940 --> 01:34:29,480
Another office block to match that Mars bar on the other side of the inlet there.

2038
01:34:29,700 --> 01:34:30,080
Oh yeah.

2039
01:34:30,280 --> 01:34:30,680
See that.

2040
01:34:30,840 --> 01:34:31,000
Yeah.

2041
01:34:31,180 --> 01:34:31,600
That inlet.

2042
01:34:31,740 --> 01:34:32,600
It's a medieval inlet.

2043
01:34:32,700 --> 01:34:33,140
I'll show you.

2044
01:34:35,480 --> 01:34:37,140
I didn't watch this far.

2045
01:34:37,320 --> 01:34:38,080
It gets better.

2046
01:34:38,260 --> 01:34:39,280
Now we're going into a.

2047
01:34:39,540 --> 01:34:41,600
And it's like he's a tour guide as well.

2048
01:34:41,720 --> 01:34:44,640
Imagine Bob Hoskins as a tour guide around London.

2049
01:34:45,180 --> 01:34:45,340
Yeah.

2050
01:34:45,420 --> 01:34:45,860
Seen that.

2051
01:34:46,060 --> 01:34:46,300
We might.

2052
01:34:46,360 --> 01:34:47,640
We might go inside this fucking.

2053
01:34:48,500 --> 01:34:50,080
In for breaking into a warehouse.

2054
01:34:50,800 --> 01:34:51,020
Yeah.

2055
01:34:52,080 --> 01:34:52,820
Let's go inside.

2056
01:34:52,900 --> 01:34:53,460
Let's have a look.

2057
01:34:54,240 --> 01:34:54,560
Right.

2058
01:34:55,020 --> 01:34:55,720
Now we're in the warehouse.

2059
01:34:55,900 --> 01:34:56,360
Come around here.

2060
01:34:56,400 --> 01:34:58,240
I want to show you a medieval inlet.

2061
01:34:59,400 --> 01:34:59,800
What?

2062
01:34:59,860 --> 01:35:00,200
Down here?

2063
01:35:00,420 --> 01:35:00,600
Yeah.

2064
01:35:01,420 --> 01:35:02,000
This bit here.

2065
01:35:03,000 --> 01:35:03,380
Look at it.

2066
01:35:06,120 --> 01:35:07,180
A few years ago.

2067
01:35:07,240 --> 01:35:08,920
The building that was there burnt down.

2068
01:35:09,580 --> 01:35:10,700
For the first time in.

2069
01:35:10,860 --> 01:35:11,000
What?

2070
01:35:11,020 --> 01:35:11,660
Half a century.

2071
01:35:11,660 --> 01:35:12,640
You can see.

2072
01:35:12,880 --> 01:35:15,960
I get kind of Dave Angel vibes from fascio.

2073
01:35:16,760 --> 01:35:19,660
Maybe Dave Angel came from this.

2074
01:35:19,800 --> 01:35:22,820
Maybe Dave Angel saw this in the fascio or something.

2075
01:35:22,940 --> 01:35:23,300
And was like.

2076
01:35:23,400 --> 01:35:24,720
Let's do a character where it's a.

2077
01:35:24,720 --> 01:35:27,340
A fella who's lamenting like the environment.

2078
01:35:27,480 --> 01:35:27,920
But he's a.

2079
01:35:27,920 --> 01:35:28,820
He's a geezer.

2080
01:35:28,960 --> 01:35:29,100
And.

2081
01:35:29,780 --> 01:35:29,960
You know.

2082
01:35:30,020 --> 01:35:31,200
He's not of that world.

2083
01:35:31,400 --> 01:35:33,180
I know Dave Angel was an eco warrior.

2084
01:35:33,700 --> 01:35:34,980
But you could kind of see.

2085
01:35:35,120 --> 01:35:36,240
Because he had the same glasses.

2086
01:35:36,240 --> 01:35:37,900
As this fella here.

2087
01:35:38,900 --> 01:35:39,300
And.

2088
01:35:39,300 --> 01:35:40,960
He would always be like.

2089
01:35:41,460 --> 01:35:42,620
See the environment.

2090
01:35:43,220 --> 01:35:44,300
It's for you and me.

2091
01:35:44,400 --> 01:35:45,360
That thing up there.

2092
01:35:45,740 --> 01:35:46,880
It's the ozone layer.

2093
01:35:47,400 --> 01:35:48,740
And we're destroying it.

2094
01:35:49,660 --> 01:35:52,760
And I kind of get the same kind of vibe from Bob Hoskins here.

2095
01:35:52,860 --> 01:35:53,320
Where he's like.

2096
01:35:54,260 --> 01:35:55,780
We've got a medieval in there.

2097
01:35:56,380 --> 01:35:59,480
It's going to be knocked down for a blood to make a Mars bar.

2098
01:36:00,000 --> 01:36:00,240
I mean.

2099
01:36:00,380 --> 01:36:00,560
What.

2100
01:36:00,620 --> 01:36:01,320
Half a century.

2101
01:36:01,860 --> 01:36:04,260
You can see Southern cathedrals from the other side of the Thames.

2102
01:36:05,240 --> 01:36:06,120
Frank Butcher.

2103
01:36:06,420 --> 01:36:07,740
Before you can say planning permission.

2104
01:36:07,840 --> 01:36:08,960
They started putting that lot up.

2105
01:36:09,440 --> 01:36:09,840
Before.

2106
01:36:10,200 --> 01:36:12,180
Before you can say planning permission.

2107
01:36:12,680 --> 01:36:14,720
You mean before they actually got planning permission.

2108
01:36:15,100 --> 01:36:15,440
Nah.

2109
01:36:15,500 --> 01:36:16,000
They got it.

2110
01:36:16,360 --> 01:36:17,540
That's not hard is it.

2111
01:36:18,060 --> 01:36:19,520
This is just kind of.

2112
01:36:20,240 --> 01:36:20,680
Gammy.

2113
01:36:20,780 --> 01:36:22,200
The way they do the voiceover bits.

2114
01:36:22,500 --> 01:36:23,360
As long as you don't want to build houses.

2115
01:36:24,020 --> 01:36:24,320
That's the way.

2116
01:36:24,500 --> 01:36:24,860
Nah.

2117
01:36:24,940 --> 01:36:25,440
They got it.

2118
01:36:25,880 --> 01:36:26,980
That's not hard is it.

2119
01:36:27,200 --> 01:36:28,520
As long as you don't want to build houses.

2120
01:36:29,100 --> 01:36:30,440
That's the way it seems to me anyway.

2121
01:36:33,940 --> 01:36:35,920
By a moonlight shadow.

2122
01:36:36,380 --> 01:36:37,000
I wonder if we can.

2123
01:36:37,360 --> 01:36:39,200
Put that Dave Angel music.

2124
01:36:39,400 --> 01:36:41,240
To him jumping over the bollard.

2125
01:36:41,320 --> 01:36:41,960
And stuff like that.

2126
01:36:42,260 --> 01:36:43,900
And just see what the score of the match is there.

2127
01:36:44,420 --> 01:36:45,420
It's still 1-1.

2128
01:36:45,420 --> 01:36:46,920
And it's 90 minutes now.

2129
01:36:47,060 --> 01:36:47,940
It's looking like it's.

2130
01:36:49,300 --> 01:36:50,300
It's looking interesting.

2131
01:36:50,300 --> 01:37:04,260
By a moonlight shadow.

2132
01:37:04,820 --> 01:37:05,800
A damn.

2133
01:37:05,800 --> 01:37:07,500
I'm a man.

2134
01:37:08,180 --> 01:37:09,340
Carried away.

2135
01:37:09,800 --> 01:37:11,740
By a moonlight shadow.

2136
01:37:11,900 --> 01:37:12,220
Shadow.

2137
01:37:18,220 --> 01:37:19,560
Milash.

2138
01:37:19,620 --> 01:37:20,820
Thank you very much there.

2139
01:37:23,080 --> 01:37:23,740
Who says.

2140
01:37:23,840 --> 01:37:26,000
The weirdest cut of Who Framed Roger Rabbit.

2141
01:37:26,100 --> 01:37:27,020
I've ever seen.

2142
01:37:27,540 --> 01:37:29,540
Far away.

2143
01:37:29,540 --> 01:37:30,220
Far away.

2144
01:37:30,380 --> 01:37:31,900
On the other side.

2145
01:37:32,180 --> 01:37:34,600
He was bored in the middle of a street.

2146
01:37:34,600 --> 01:37:34,720
Sorry.

2147
01:37:35,200 --> 01:37:36,920
We might be able to.

2148
01:37:37,320 --> 01:37:38,420
You into a bit of ass break.

2149
01:37:38,900 --> 01:37:39,260
Yeah.

2150
01:37:39,700 --> 01:37:40,360
All right.

2151
01:37:40,440 --> 01:37:41,660
We might have a form of tree.

2152
01:37:41,880 --> 01:37:42,180
Well if we.

2153
01:37:42,340 --> 01:37:42,640
Warm.

2154
01:37:42,840 --> 01:37:43,120
Oh.

2155
01:37:43,360 --> 01:37:43,840
That's breaking.

2156
01:37:44,180 --> 01:37:44,620
Yeah.

2157
01:37:44,620 --> 01:37:44,700
Yeah.

2158
01:37:45,060 --> 01:37:45,700
All right.

2159
01:37:45,800 --> 01:37:46,960
We might have a form of tree.

2160
01:37:47,960 --> 01:37:49,260
What if we can turn that down.

2161
01:38:00,540 --> 01:38:01,960
The walk there.

2162
01:38:11,180 --> 01:38:11,700
Sorry.

2163
01:38:11,800 --> 01:38:12,700
I just want to wait.

2164
01:38:12,700 --> 01:38:19,600
Come on.

2165
01:38:19,600 --> 01:38:20,600
I pray.

2166
01:38:20,600 --> 01:38:22,820
See you in heaven.

2167
01:38:23,280 --> 01:38:24,440
One day.

2168
01:38:24,960 --> 01:38:26,280
4 a.m.

2169
01:38:26,280 --> 01:38:27,720
In the morning.

2170
01:38:28,620 --> 01:38:29,680
Carried away.

2171
01:38:30,040 --> 01:38:31,780
By a moonlight shadow.

2172
01:38:32,120 --> 01:38:32,780
I watched.

2173
01:38:33,120 --> 01:38:35,320
Your vision for me.

2174
01:38:36,100 --> 01:38:37,160
Carried away.

2175
01:38:37,500 --> 01:38:39,320
By a moonlight shadow.

2176
01:38:39,700 --> 01:38:41,240
Stars look slowly.

2177
01:38:41,440 --> 01:38:42,940
In the silvery light.

2178
01:38:43,580 --> 01:38:44,980
Far away.

2179
01:38:45,100 --> 01:38:46,620
On the other side.

2180
01:38:46,900 --> 01:38:49,340
Will you come to talk to me.

2181
01:38:49,740 --> 01:38:50,580
This night.

2182
01:38:50,700 --> 01:38:52,020
But you couldn't find.

2183
01:38:52,020 --> 01:38:53,520
How to push through.

2184
01:38:55,260 --> 01:38:56,220
I stay.

2185
01:38:56,960 --> 01:38:58,060
I pray.

2186
01:38:58,140 --> 01:38:59,420
See you in heaven.

2187
01:38:59,420 --> 01:39:01,340
It's just coming out of fucking.

2188
01:39:01,880 --> 01:39:03,340
Swamps and landfill.

2189
01:39:03,340 --> 01:39:05,420
I pray.

2190
01:39:05,560 --> 01:39:07,460
See you in heaven.

2191
01:39:08,160 --> 01:39:09,320
One day.

2192
01:39:09,320 --> 01:39:09,320
One day.

2193
01:39:13,740 --> 01:39:15,160
Get a bit of haskins in there.

2194
01:39:15,160 --> 01:39:15,660
Live by the river.

2195
01:39:16,080 --> 01:39:16,820
Poor whopping.

2196
01:39:17,040 --> 01:39:18,360
Live on the other side of the road.

2197
01:39:19,640 --> 01:39:21,260
It's called regenerating the river.

2198
01:39:21,620 --> 01:39:21,720
Yeah.

2199
01:39:22,260 --> 01:39:22,440
Stop.

2200
01:39:23,540 --> 01:39:25,180
It's called regenerating the river.

2201
01:39:25,180 --> 01:39:25,960
Bringing it back to life.

2202
01:39:26,080 --> 01:39:27,600
So I'm making it a playground for the world.

2203
01:39:28,960 --> 01:39:29,720
Pay for it.

2204
01:39:30,120 --> 01:39:31,580
Typical example.

2205
01:39:32,240 --> 01:39:33,700
A nice place to live.

2206
01:39:33,920 --> 01:39:34,520
For everybody.

2207
01:39:35,520 --> 01:39:36,860
It was a nice place to live.

2208
01:39:37,160 --> 01:39:39,740
I think you need something, Bob.

2209
01:39:39,880 --> 01:39:44,340
Come on.

2210
01:39:44,420 --> 01:39:44,960
Sing it again.

2211
01:39:44,960 --> 01:39:46,960
Okay.

2212
01:39:46,960 --> 01:39:47,960
I pray.

2213
01:39:47,960 --> 01:39:50,480
See you in heaven.

2214
01:39:51,020 --> 01:39:52,100
One day.

2215
01:39:52,600 --> 01:39:53,980
4 a.m.

2216
01:39:53,980 --> 01:39:55,280
In the morning.

2217
01:39:56,280 --> 01:39:57,360
Carried away.

2218
01:39:57,740 --> 01:39:59,440
By a moonlight shadow.

2219
01:39:59,780 --> 01:40:00,480
I watched.

2220
01:40:00,840 --> 01:40:01,660
Your vision.

2221
01:40:02,000 --> 01:40:02,960
Falling.

2222
01:40:03,760 --> 01:40:04,800
Carried away.

2223
01:40:05,200 --> 01:40:06,960
By a moonlight shadow.

2224
01:40:07,460 --> 01:40:08,400
Stars look.

2225
01:40:08,600 --> 01:40:08,960
Slowly.

2226
01:40:09,200 --> 01:40:10,620
In a silvery night.

2227
01:40:11,300 --> 01:40:12,680
Far away.

2228
01:40:12,880 --> 01:40:13,560
On the other side.

2229
01:40:13,560 --> 01:40:13,840
Okay.

2230
01:40:13,840 --> 01:40:15,280
That's been done to death now.

2231
01:40:15,480 --> 01:40:16,720
That's been done to death.

2232
01:40:17,300 --> 01:40:18,500
That's been done to death.

2233
01:40:18,620 --> 01:40:19,680
And the end of that.

2234
01:40:19,740 --> 01:40:21,340
Let's just see what they say about this.

2235
01:40:22,800 --> 01:40:23,280
Because.

2236
01:40:24,200 --> 01:40:24,680
Gentrification.

2237
01:40:25,320 --> 01:40:26,480
It's not just about London.

2238
01:40:26,480 --> 01:40:27,020
Of course.

2239
01:40:27,100 --> 01:40:28,040
It's every city.

2240
01:40:28,220 --> 01:40:29,920
So it still applies even today.

2241
01:40:31,100 --> 01:40:32,200
Dublin inner city.

2242
01:40:32,600 --> 01:40:33,920
And the culture of that.

2243
01:40:34,720 --> 01:40:35,680
Whole area.

2244
01:40:35,980 --> 01:40:36,440
Is eventually.

2245
01:40:36,560 --> 01:40:37,400
It's going to get pushed out.

2246
01:40:37,480 --> 01:40:38,660
People actually who've lived there.

2247
01:40:38,740 --> 01:40:39,280
For generations.

2248
01:40:39,480 --> 01:40:39,700
And that.

2249
01:40:39,800 --> 01:40:41,460
They're being muscled out.

2250
01:40:41,800 --> 01:40:42,640
By big business.

2251
01:40:42,800 --> 01:40:43,320
Corporations.

2252
01:40:43,320 --> 01:40:43,660
So.

2253
01:40:44,300 --> 01:40:45,060
Hoskins here.

2254
01:40:45,200 --> 01:40:46,560
Is saying what's happening now.

2255
01:40:46,560 --> 01:40:47,620
They've got a load of warehouses.

2256
01:40:47,760 --> 01:40:48,380
Right on the river.

2257
01:40:48,880 --> 01:40:49,160
They've got.

2258
01:40:50,100 --> 01:40:50,540
Workshops.

2259
01:40:50,840 --> 01:40:52,160
And it's like industry in there.

2260
01:40:52,840 --> 01:40:53,880
Workshops and industry.

2261
01:40:54,520 --> 01:40:55,980
And they're all getting turfed out.

2262
01:40:56,480 --> 01:40:58,060
Because they're going to turn those warehouses.

2263
01:40:58,180 --> 01:40:59,320
Into luxury flats.

2264
01:40:59,860 --> 01:41:00,040
Right.

2265
01:41:00,920 --> 01:41:02,940
Then they're going to run a road.

2266
01:41:03,260 --> 01:41:04,920
Right the way through the middle of it.

2267
01:41:05,600 --> 01:41:06,460
Like separating.

2268
01:41:07,280 --> 01:41:10,860
So the water people, the rich Wapping who live by the river,

2269
01:41:11,240 --> 01:41:13,600
and the poor Wapping who live on the other side of the road.

2270
01:41:14,820 --> 01:41:16,420
It's called regenerating the river.

2271
01:41:17,060 --> 01:41:19,480
It's called regeneration the river, yeah?

2272
01:41:20,180 --> 01:41:24,720
One day you're going to wake up and it's going to be a different world out there, son.

2273
01:41:26,000 --> 01:41:27,460
Remember who told you first.

2274
01:41:27,960 --> 01:41:31,360
They're bringing it back to life, so they're making it a playground for the wealthy.

2275
01:41:32,260 --> 01:41:36,560
Well, yeah, I suppose the wealthy can afford the nice sights on the river.

2276
01:41:36,720 --> 01:41:37,780
I mean, you know, they can pay for it.

2277
01:41:38,140 --> 01:41:39,460
But what about the things like the...

2278
01:41:39,460 --> 01:41:41,340
How did Barry Norman get into this?

2279
01:41:41,420 --> 01:41:43,200
Is he not the fucking film critic?

2280
01:41:43,440 --> 01:41:45,740
Coin Street development and the people who are going to live there.

2281
01:41:45,780 --> 01:41:46,780
Who's going to pay for that?

2282
01:41:47,940 --> 01:41:55,080
Look, Barry, Coin Street and all those things are a typical example of what is going on at the moment.

2283
01:41:55,080 --> 01:42:02,120
We spend billions every year on making missiles that are so powerful that they're redundant before they're made,

2284
01:42:02,200 --> 01:42:04,400
because our only hope is to not use them.

2285
01:42:04,760 --> 01:42:10,680
Why couldn't we spend some of that money, just some of that money, on making this a nice place to live for everybody?

2286
01:42:11,320 --> 01:42:17,220
And if there was a nice place to live, maybe there wouldn't be this morbid industry, sort of interest in blowing it up all the time.

2287
01:42:18,000 --> 01:42:19,380
Let's go back and have a look at Coin Street.

2288
01:42:19,500 --> 01:42:21,260
We'll go back across your garden, shall we?

2289
01:42:21,380 --> 01:42:21,600
Yeah.

2290
01:42:21,820 --> 01:42:24,120
I've seen them having a few deaths round by the border there.

2291
01:42:24,200 --> 01:42:25,320
I think you need something, Bob.

2292
01:42:25,440 --> 01:42:26,140
You like the rockery?

2293
01:42:26,380 --> 01:42:27,160
The rockery's good.

2294
01:42:27,380 --> 01:42:27,620
Yes.

2295
01:42:28,000 --> 01:42:28,940
A few plants would help.

2296
01:42:29,580 --> 01:42:30,580
God, it's awful, isn't it?

2297
01:42:30,880 --> 01:42:31,240
Terrible.

2298
01:42:32,240 --> 01:42:33,260
Look at what you can build here.

2299
01:42:33,660 --> 01:42:33,980
Look at it.

2300
01:42:34,000 --> 01:42:34,320
Look at it.

2301
01:42:34,360 --> 01:42:35,220
It's a prime site.

2302
01:42:35,440 --> 01:42:36,200
Imagine living here.

2303
01:42:37,200 --> 01:42:41,840
The funny thing is, if you actually want to get at the river, Coin Street's one of the few places that you can do it.

2304
01:42:42,840 --> 01:42:46,660
Buried away by a moonlight shadow, shadow.

2305
01:42:46,900 --> 01:42:49,700
I think I skipped through the spice bit.

2306
01:42:50,120 --> 01:42:51,180
Anyway, you've seen it.

2307
01:42:51,260 --> 01:42:52,300
I got a laugh out of it.

2308
01:42:52,340 --> 01:42:53,040
It's done now.

2309
01:42:53,180 --> 01:42:55,300
There's some nice shots of him sitting beside the bridge.

2310
01:42:56,200 --> 01:42:57,980
Then he goes down to the medieval inlet.

2311
01:42:58,760 --> 01:43:01,480
Then they go down the back of the old factories.

2312
01:43:01,740 --> 01:43:02,220
There are slums.

2313
01:43:02,360 --> 01:43:05,420
Apparently there was people living in these places at the time as well.

2314
01:43:05,580 --> 01:43:08,300
It's kind of fucking mad.

2315
01:43:08,300 --> 01:43:11,300
There's a distinct smell of spices and curry around here, Bob.

2316
01:43:11,340 --> 01:43:11,700
Have you noticed?

2317
01:43:12,020 --> 01:43:12,240
Yeah.

2318
01:43:12,240 --> 01:43:15,080
You still smell the old spices they used to store in.

2319
01:43:15,900 --> 01:43:18,140
These are smashing these buildings up, these old warehouses.

2320
01:43:18,520 --> 01:43:18,700
Yeah.

2321
01:43:19,020 --> 01:43:19,300
Great.

2322
01:43:19,880 --> 01:43:25,520
What you've got to remember, though, Barry, is that London always had a really practical attitude towards the river.

2323
01:43:25,820 --> 01:43:26,880
This is where they worked.

2324
01:43:27,260 --> 01:43:29,520
You know, they worked here and they lived around the back.

2325
01:43:30,640 --> 01:43:34,520
People still live around the back there, a few of them, in the most appalling conditions possible.

2326
01:43:34,940 --> 01:43:36,380
It's all waiting for the property to develop.

2327
01:43:36,380 --> 01:43:37,360
They'll tear down their houses.

2328
01:43:37,480 --> 01:43:38,780
No one maintains their houses.

2329
01:43:39,620 --> 01:43:41,960
They're living in the most atrocious conditions.

2330
01:43:41,960 --> 01:43:44,860
This is your back garden, Bob.

2331
01:43:44,900 --> 01:43:45,900
You ought to be ashamed of yourself.

2332
01:43:46,080 --> 01:43:46,360
Yeah, look.

2333
01:43:46,360 --> 01:43:47,060
Get him off.

2334
01:43:47,540 --> 01:43:48,260
Right, blight.

2335
01:43:48,600 --> 01:43:53,320
Do you know there's more derelict land now than there was at the height of the Blitz?

2336
01:43:53,840 --> 01:43:54,200
Really?

2337
01:43:54,340 --> 01:43:54,420
What?

2338
01:43:54,580 --> 01:43:55,380
Along this past London?

2339
01:43:55,540 --> 01:43:56,440
Absolutely, yeah.

2340
01:43:58,040 --> 01:43:59,880
Pure Dave Angel vibes there.

2341
01:43:59,940 --> 01:44:01,120
Let's see what the score of the match is.

2342
01:44:01,240 --> 01:44:02,720
It's gone to fucking extra time.

2343
01:44:04,360 --> 01:44:06,020
Well, I can, we can go back.

2344
01:44:08,600 --> 01:44:10,580
To our scenario here.

2345
01:44:11,960 --> 01:44:13,400
And I can watch the game.

2346
01:44:13,700 --> 01:44:18,180
You can't watch it because the stream will get taken down, but you can watch it on your own devices, I imagine.

2347
01:44:21,240 --> 01:44:22,360
You'll know what I'm on about.

2348
01:44:22,360 --> 01:44:25,020
Put that game back on there and take that off there.

2349
01:44:26,080 --> 01:44:27,160
I'll go to Tom there.

2350
01:44:29,260 --> 01:44:30,380
Yeah, the game is on for me.

2351
01:44:30,660 --> 01:44:31,660
What about Tony?

2352
01:44:35,180 --> 01:44:36,700
Let's change the screen, mate.

2353
01:44:38,940 --> 01:44:39,460
That's it.

2354
01:44:41,520 --> 01:44:42,380
We're back on.

2355
01:44:42,480 --> 01:44:42,820
It's lovely.

2356
01:44:43,240 --> 01:44:44,700
Now I can see the match as well.

2357
01:44:45,860 --> 01:44:47,260
This should work out nicely.

2358
01:44:48,320 --> 01:44:49,540
So it's extra time.

2359
01:44:50,020 --> 01:44:51,440
Very exciting stuff.

2360
01:44:53,620 --> 01:44:56,920
And I'm on currently 1 minute 58, 1 minute 59.

2361
01:44:57,160 --> 01:44:57,660
Two minutes.

2362
01:44:57,820 --> 01:45:00,200
Just gone two minutes into extra time.

2363
01:45:00,960 --> 01:45:08,740
So you can make of that what you will, how far behind I am on your end or what, what, uh, if I'm in front or.

2364
01:45:10,820 --> 01:45:12,480
Two minutes 15 right now.

2365
01:45:14,880 --> 01:45:15,900
Ten second dag.

2366
01:45:23,460 --> 01:45:23,900
Right.

2367
01:45:24,340 --> 01:45:25,340
Just to recap.

2368
01:45:25,880 --> 01:45:27,540
For anyone down the back.

2369
01:45:28,540 --> 01:45:29,760
We've got a bird.

2370
01:45:29,900 --> 01:45:32,780
We've just freed a bird from the old Nick.

2371
01:45:33,920 --> 01:45:35,960
It's time to head down to the toucher.

2372
01:45:36,700 --> 01:45:38,200
We're going to get down to the toucher.

2373
01:45:38,980 --> 01:45:40,440
We're going to spill claret.

2374
01:45:41,140 --> 01:45:42,140
But there's no tomorrow.

2375
01:45:43,300 --> 01:45:46,640
We're going to make inside walls of the fucking toucher.

2376
01:45:47,180 --> 01:45:51,400
Look like a scene from Dante's fucking Inferno.

2377
01:45:52,220 --> 01:45:53,400
Don't get me wrong.

2378
01:45:53,920 --> 01:45:55,000
It's a nice club.

2379
01:45:55,540 --> 01:45:56,640
A lovely establishment.

2380
01:45:57,140 --> 01:45:59,040
And it's a well run place.

2381
01:46:00,180 --> 01:46:01,720
But that geezer Johnson.

2382
01:46:02,380 --> 01:46:04,320
He's been taking liberties, hasn't he?

2383
01:46:04,920 --> 01:46:07,380
And it's time to take liberties with him.

2384
01:46:10,820 --> 01:46:11,920
Thanks for the tip.

2385
01:46:12,600 --> 01:46:14,260
None other than Nakahomo.

2386
01:46:20,260 --> 01:46:21,580
We've fucked up here.

2387
01:46:22,400 --> 01:46:23,820
We've been shot at.

2388
01:46:24,240 --> 01:46:25,400
It's time to get out.

2389
01:46:25,540 --> 01:46:28,980
And maybe commandeer a taxi or something.

2390
01:46:29,100 --> 01:46:29,760
Another vehicle.

2391
01:46:30,040 --> 01:46:31,480
Although we're still moving at pace.

2392
01:46:32,700 --> 01:46:36,340
But the engine, the fucking radiator is gone.

2393
01:46:37,160 --> 01:46:38,760
We need to turn left big time.

2394
01:46:39,700 --> 01:46:41,100
Wherever the next left turn is.

2395
01:46:44,420 --> 01:46:45,500
Oh, now we're on fire.

2396
01:46:45,880 --> 01:46:47,520
You don't want to be on fire.

2397
01:46:48,020 --> 01:46:50,460
And we're both on fire.

2398
01:46:51,880 --> 01:46:53,640
That's what happens, Tony.

2399
01:46:54,640 --> 01:46:59,520
So one thing you don't want to happen is to internally combust.

2400
01:47:00,040 --> 01:47:05,320
Or even combust due to exterior circumstances.

2401
01:47:05,740 --> 01:47:08,220
That's of which happened right there.

2402
01:47:08,920 --> 01:47:10,080
You should have done a runner.

2403
01:47:12,200 --> 01:47:13,600
We should have done a runner, Tony.

2404
01:47:13,760 --> 01:47:14,960
But we just couldn't.

2405
01:47:15,040 --> 01:47:16,220
Right now, Tom, what's the score?

2406
01:47:16,740 --> 01:47:17,940
Yeah, I'm still watching it here.

2407
01:47:18,020 --> 01:47:19,740
It's one all Japan and Croatia.

2408
01:47:20,500 --> 01:47:21,640
420 on the clock.

2409
01:47:21,780 --> 01:47:22,760
That's a cheeky number.

2410
01:47:23,160 --> 01:47:23,560
Anaconda.

2411
01:47:24,140 --> 01:47:25,140
Anaconda cheeky.

2412
01:47:25,680 --> 01:47:28,320
And the Japanese boys have a corner.

2413
01:47:28,440 --> 01:47:29,280
They're taking it short.

2414
01:47:29,500 --> 01:47:30,960
It's floated into the middle area.

2415
01:47:31,360 --> 01:47:32,320
Can they get on the end of it?

2416
01:47:32,380 --> 01:47:32,600
No.

2417
01:47:32,600 --> 01:47:37,340
The Croats are a lot taller than the Japanese lads.

2418
01:47:37,780 --> 01:47:40,660
And there's a check going on here, I think, for a penalty.

2419
01:47:40,840 --> 01:47:42,420
I think there's been a clash of heads, actually.

2420
01:47:45,360 --> 01:47:46,580
Clash of the Titans.

2421
01:47:46,860 --> 01:47:49,120
Yeah, just looking at that replay there.

2422
01:47:50,240 --> 01:47:53,320
Tommy Yasu went up against Polisic.

2423
01:47:53,520 --> 01:47:55,620
And there was a clash of Keowns.

2424
01:47:56,440 --> 01:47:59,620
And Tommy Yasu is on the ground now,

2425
01:47:59,960 --> 01:48:01,320
trying to receive some treatment.

2426
01:48:01,320 --> 01:48:04,460
I think that fella Tommy Yasu is the Arsenal player, Tom, is he?

2427
01:48:06,480 --> 01:48:08,820
Yeah, I think that is the case.

2428
01:48:08,920 --> 01:48:09,600
Exactly that.

2429
01:48:09,740 --> 01:48:11,060
Yeah, I think that is the case.

2430
01:48:13,000 --> 01:48:14,620
They're showing a replay of the goal there.

2431
01:48:14,680 --> 01:48:16,820
It was a great goal for the Japanese lads.

2432
01:48:17,260 --> 01:48:20,040
And equally, a better goal, actually, Croatia.

2433
01:48:21,520 --> 01:48:25,240
Of course, a lovely floated ball into the fucking central unit.

2434
01:48:25,240 --> 01:48:31,240
And then Perisic with the bullet header, which got them equal.

2435
01:48:31,380 --> 01:48:35,920
And now it's 5 minutes 37 into extra time.

2436
01:48:36,920 --> 01:48:38,480
Let's get going with this here.

2437
01:48:38,560 --> 01:48:42,160
And we must remember to save the game intermittently.

2438
01:48:42,160 --> 01:48:46,880
Because these car chases, they do tend to go on a little bit longer than I would like.

2439
01:48:47,280 --> 01:48:50,260
You are going through the city of London.

2440
01:48:50,500 --> 01:48:52,400
So it's no easy feat.

2441
01:48:52,500 --> 01:48:53,680
No mean feat, should I say.

2442
01:48:54,780 --> 01:48:56,100
Driving around there.

2443
01:48:56,200 --> 01:48:57,380
It's packed to capacity.

2444
01:48:57,540 --> 01:48:58,520
Very congested.

2445
01:48:58,620 --> 01:49:00,680
And not a nice place to be driving at all.

2446
01:49:01,420 --> 01:49:04,800
It's hard enough to get around using the public transport.

2447
01:49:05,400 --> 01:49:09,660
And I'd be very frustrated if I had to take the car around there.

2448
01:49:10,580 --> 01:49:16,320
Unfortunately, I've never had to drive in a city as big or as congested as that.

2449
01:49:16,740 --> 01:49:18,360
The biggest city I've ever driven in?

2450
01:49:18,940 --> 01:49:19,800
Probably Dublin.

2451
01:49:20,960 --> 01:49:22,460
And that's not that bad.

2452
01:49:23,180 --> 01:49:24,700
It does get a little bit jammers.

2453
01:49:25,100 --> 01:49:26,020
But it's not the worst.

2454
01:49:26,940 --> 01:49:29,000
You know what you're getting yourself into.

2455
01:49:29,140 --> 01:49:31,960
Tell you what's fucking busy enough.

2456
01:49:32,900 --> 01:49:33,380
Galway.

2457
01:49:34,540 --> 01:49:34,980
Skirts.

2458
01:49:35,740 --> 01:49:38,660
On a fucking weekday rush hour.

2459
01:49:38,960 --> 01:49:39,860
It's ridiculous.

2460
01:49:40,640 --> 01:49:42,820
For a place as small as that.

2461
01:49:43,140 --> 01:49:43,920
To have traffic.

2462
01:49:44,560 --> 01:49:46,240
Fucking virtually deadlocked.

2463
01:49:46,740 --> 01:49:48,060
They need to sort that.

2464
01:49:48,180 --> 01:49:49,880
They need to sort that shit out.

2465
01:49:49,960 --> 01:49:51,440
They need to sort it out fast.

2466
01:49:51,500 --> 01:49:53,460
Because it's been on the cards for a few years.

2467
01:49:53,940 --> 01:49:58,120
And it's a damn shame they haven't done a thing about it.

2468
01:49:58,500 --> 01:49:59,900
If you're wondering why I'm talking like that.

2469
01:49:59,900 --> 01:50:01,900
I seen a video the other night of a man.

2470
01:50:02,320 --> 01:50:03,680
Getting up in front of a.

2471
01:50:03,680 --> 01:50:05,200
Of a Sinn Féin.

2472
01:50:06,100 --> 01:50:06,500
Fucking.

2473
01:50:06,980 --> 01:50:07,620
Why won't this.

2474
01:50:08,360 --> 01:50:10,040
This bird needs to get in the car.

2475
01:50:10,760 --> 01:50:12,140
The bird's doing a bit of damage.

2476
01:50:12,420 --> 01:50:13,820
She needs to get in the car.

2477
01:50:14,500 --> 01:50:16,780
And now she's being fucking sourced.

2478
01:50:18,240 --> 01:50:19,660
Why didn't she get in the car.

2479
01:50:19,660 --> 01:50:20,820
I was ready to pick her up.

2480
01:50:20,820 --> 01:50:21,960
She was more interested.

2481
01:50:21,960 --> 01:50:23,140
In getting.

2482
01:50:23,140 --> 01:50:24,760
In to bother.

2483
01:50:24,760 --> 01:50:26,040
With the filth.

2484
01:50:26,360 --> 01:50:27,560
And now she's dead.

2485
01:50:28,120 --> 01:50:29,840
But I was talking shite there.

2486
01:50:30,060 --> 01:50:31,460
About a fella who was.

2487
01:50:31,660 --> 01:50:31,940
He was.

2488
01:50:32,100 --> 01:50:32,500
He started.

2489
01:50:32,660 --> 01:50:34,440
His oratory was that of a.

2490
01:50:34,640 --> 01:50:35,820
He had the vibrato.

2491
01:50:36,540 --> 01:50:38,960
Of a kind of African American.

2492
01:50:40,280 --> 01:50:40,680
Minister.

2493
01:50:41,000 --> 01:50:41,440
Like a.

2494
01:50:41,600 --> 01:50:42,760
A church minister.

2495
01:50:43,900 --> 01:50:44,260
And.

2496
01:50:44,620 --> 01:50:44,720
I.

2497
01:50:44,900 --> 01:50:46,560
I don't know if you know what I'm talking about.

2498
01:50:46,620 --> 01:50:47,740
You'd have to go and search it out.

2499
01:50:47,800 --> 01:50:48,920
But it was a Sinn Féin.

2500
01:50:49,280 --> 01:50:49,640
Meeting.

2501
01:50:49,880 --> 01:50:51,200
I think a fella got up.

2502
01:50:51,260 --> 01:50:52,220
And started giving out.

2503
01:50:52,340 --> 01:50:52,560
About.

2504
01:50:53,720 --> 01:50:54,960
Kind of different right wing.

2505
01:50:55,080 --> 01:50:55,900
Talking points.

2506
01:50:56,060 --> 01:50:56,220
And.

2507
01:50:56,520 --> 01:50:57,060
You know the.

2508
01:50:57,140 --> 01:50:58,580
The whole immigration debate.

2509
01:50:58,740 --> 01:50:59,080
And all that.

2510
01:50:59,240 --> 01:51:00,500
Whether or not he's right wing.

2511
01:51:00,620 --> 01:51:01,200
Is here or there.

2512
01:51:01,300 --> 01:51:02,600
But it was the immigration debate.

2513
01:51:03,080 --> 01:51:03,900
And a lot of people were.

2514
01:51:04,180 --> 01:51:05,260
Painted him out to be right wing.

2515
01:51:05,340 --> 01:51:05,780
This and the other.

2516
01:51:05,840 --> 01:51:06,140
But anyway.

2517
01:51:06,840 --> 01:51:08,220
He started getting up on the microphone.

2518
01:51:08,340 --> 01:51:09,160
They cut his mic.

2519
01:51:09,880 --> 01:51:10,100
And.

2520
01:51:10,360 --> 01:51:11,200
But the way he was.

2521
01:51:11,580 --> 01:51:11,940
Talking.

2522
01:51:12,380 --> 01:51:12,600
It was.

2523
01:51:12,680 --> 01:51:14,140
I'd never heard that kind of.

2524
01:51:14,440 --> 01:51:15,160
That speech.

2525
01:51:16,080 --> 01:51:16,440
Intonation.

2526
01:51:16,880 --> 01:51:17,800
Before in my life.

2527
01:51:19,220 --> 01:51:20,140
You need to.

2528
01:51:20,700 --> 01:51:21,820
Have a look at that.

2529
01:51:22,020 --> 01:51:22,920
It was a doctor.

2530
01:51:22,920 --> 01:51:24,260
And.

2531
01:51:25,520 --> 01:51:25,940
He's.

2532
01:51:26,060 --> 01:51:27,300
He started talking.

2533
01:51:27,400 --> 01:51:28,340
It was a damn.

2534
01:51:28,780 --> 01:51:29,260
Shame.

2535
01:51:29,980 --> 01:51:30,220
That.

2536
01:51:31,380 --> 01:51:32,140
Try and think about.

2537
01:51:32,220 --> 01:51:33,480
I need to get into the mood again.

2538
01:51:33,560 --> 01:51:34,420
I was talking about something.

2539
01:51:34,560 --> 01:51:35,420
That set me off like.

2540
01:51:35,520 --> 01:51:36,320
I was talking about.

2541
01:51:36,580 --> 01:51:37,320
Galway's fucking.

2542
01:51:37,440 --> 01:51:38,200
Traffic congestion.

2543
01:51:38,340 --> 01:51:39,500
I think it's a damn.

2544
01:51:39,700 --> 01:51:40,100
Shame.

2545
01:51:40,220 --> 01:51:40,900
That Monday.

2546
01:51:41,120 --> 01:51:42,080
Through to Friday.

2547
01:51:42,080 --> 01:51:43,420
The cars do.

2548
01:51:43,940 --> 01:51:45,480
Don't move at all.

2549
01:51:45,520 --> 01:51:47,400
And for 20 years.

2550
01:51:47,400 --> 01:51:48,520
We've had nothing.

2551
01:51:48,760 --> 01:51:49,320
But talk.

2552
01:51:49,440 --> 01:51:49,700
Talk.

2553
01:51:49,820 --> 01:51:50,180
Talk.

2554
01:51:50,500 --> 01:51:51,080
And nothing.

2555
01:51:51,220 --> 01:51:51,840
For the people.

2556
01:51:51,960 --> 01:51:52,900
Themselves at all.

2557
01:51:52,900 --> 01:51:54,600
The cars are still deadlocked.

2558
01:51:54,780 --> 01:51:55,860
On the outskirts.

2559
01:51:55,860 --> 01:51:57,520
Up to Mona Vea Park.

2560
01:51:58,360 --> 01:51:58,640
And.

2561
01:51:59,920 --> 01:52:01,580
They cut his mic anyway.

2562
01:52:01,700 --> 01:52:02,860
And told him to sit down.

2563
01:52:03,700 --> 01:52:04,660
Because he was.

2564
01:52:05,000 --> 01:52:06,240
Spouting wrong thing.

2565
01:52:07,240 --> 01:52:09,120
The fucking electronics.

2566
01:52:09,320 --> 01:52:10,220
The sound man.

2567
01:52:10,720 --> 01:52:11,180
Had to.

2568
01:52:11,560 --> 01:52:12,980
Give him the cutoff switch.

2569
01:52:13,540 --> 01:52:16,300
Because it was a damn shame.

2570
01:52:16,500 --> 01:52:16,500
Because it was a damn shame.

2571
01:52:16,500 --> 01:52:16,500
Because it was a damn shame.

2572
01:52:16,500 --> 01:52:18,140
That 20 years.

2573
01:52:18,140 --> 01:52:19,000
30 years.

2574
01:52:19,000 --> 01:52:20,480
40 have gone by.

2575
01:52:20,480 --> 01:52:21,760
And not a bean.

2576
01:52:21,760 --> 01:52:23,980
Has been spent on the road.

2577
01:52:23,980 --> 01:52:25,200
Outside Galway.

2578
01:52:25,300 --> 01:52:26,660
I think it's terrible.

2579
01:52:26,660 --> 01:52:27,640
What you're doing.

2580
01:52:27,880 --> 01:52:29,380
And I'm here right now.

2581
01:52:29,380 --> 01:52:30,320
To say it.

2582
01:52:32,500 --> 01:52:34,660
Yasmin was bang out of order.

2583
01:52:34,660 --> 01:52:36,180
On that last fucking round.

2584
01:52:36,180 --> 01:52:37,780
Where we had to reset the game.

2585
01:52:38,160 --> 01:52:40,180
And it was a damn shame.

2586
01:52:41,300 --> 01:52:42,920
Now that's stuck in my head.

2587
01:52:42,960 --> 01:52:44,460
I'm gonna keep saying it.

2588
01:52:45,120 --> 01:52:47,200
He sounded a little bit like.

2589
01:52:47,960 --> 01:52:49,720
Reverend from the Simpsons.

2590
01:52:50,240 --> 01:52:50,640
Reverend.

2591
01:52:51,640 --> 01:52:52,560
Fucking the name.

2592
01:52:52,800 --> 01:52:54,540
The name escapes me.

2593
01:52:59,180 --> 01:53:00,260
Reverend Lovejoy.

2594
01:53:00,540 --> 01:53:01,060
That's it.

2595
01:53:02,220 --> 01:53:02,840
Paddy Nolan.

2596
01:53:03,240 --> 01:53:05,360
And Paddy Nolan comes in clutch.

2597
01:53:05,360 --> 01:53:06,360
With the Lovejoy.

2598
01:53:10,280 --> 01:53:11,380
Coming in clutch.

2599
01:53:11,640 --> 01:53:12,540
Oh for fuck's sake.

2600
01:53:12,640 --> 01:53:13,060
Now we've.

2601
01:53:13,100 --> 01:53:14,300
We've ruined the clutch there.

2602
01:53:14,360 --> 01:53:15,760
Anyway we'll have to get a new clutch.

2603
01:53:15,760 --> 01:53:16,640
From Quick Fit.

2604
01:53:17,220 --> 01:53:18,660
But that's not in the game.

2605
01:53:19,220 --> 01:53:20,900
And it's a damn shame.

2606
01:53:21,020 --> 01:53:22,420
We're having to restart Tom.

2607
01:53:23,200 --> 01:53:23,440
Yep.

2608
01:53:23,540 --> 01:53:24,300
It's a damn shame.

2609
01:53:24,420 --> 01:53:24,560
Alright.

2610
01:53:24,700 --> 01:53:25,960
It's still 1-1 here.

2611
01:53:26,520 --> 01:53:27,860
10 minutes and 30 seconds.

2612
01:53:27,980 --> 01:53:29,160
Play it into extra time.

2613
01:53:29,800 --> 01:53:31,080
And it's the Japanese.

2614
01:53:31,220 --> 01:53:32,420
Who are putting the Croatians.

2615
01:53:32,420 --> 01:53:33,380
On the back heel.

2616
01:53:34,400 --> 01:53:34,740
And.

2617
01:53:36,100 --> 01:53:36,960
It's tense.

2618
01:53:37,180 --> 01:53:38,200
It's very tense.

2619
01:53:40,520 --> 01:53:41,520
Back to your fence.

2620
01:53:44,040 --> 01:53:44,480
I'm.

2621
01:53:44,980 --> 01:53:45,800
I am.

2622
01:53:46,180 --> 01:53:46,700
Aghast.

2623
01:53:47,400 --> 01:53:48,240
At how.

2624
01:53:48,960 --> 01:53:49,400
Fucking.

2625
01:53:49,680 --> 01:53:50,000
Hard.

2626
01:53:50,660 --> 01:53:51,260
This mission.

2627
01:53:51,940 --> 01:53:52,300
Is.

2628
01:53:52,440 --> 01:53:53,000
At the moment.

2629
01:53:53,240 --> 01:53:54,280
It's a damn shame.

2630
01:53:54,400 --> 01:53:54,680
Tell you what.

2631
01:53:54,700 --> 01:53:56,740
We should just go straight down this road here.

2632
01:53:57,320 --> 01:53:57,760
Instead of.

2633
01:53:57,900 --> 01:53:58,620
Taking a right.

2634
01:53:58,620 --> 01:54:00,400
And I'm going to have the finger.

2635
01:54:01,000 --> 01:54:02,300
Hovering over the F1.

2636
01:54:02,440 --> 01:54:03,640
To get this save state.

2637
01:54:05,640 --> 01:54:06,640
Fucking stadia.

2638
01:54:12,380 --> 01:54:13,160
This is nice.

2639
01:54:13,220 --> 01:54:13,360
Now.

2640
01:54:13,460 --> 01:54:14,660
It's a nice leisurely pace.

2641
01:54:14,760 --> 01:54:14,900
Is.

2642
01:54:15,060 --> 01:54:16,800
Tell us to fucking turn right though.

2643
01:54:17,880 --> 01:54:18,500
What's that supposed to be.

2644
01:54:19,820 --> 01:54:20,220
Yes.

2645
01:54:20,220 --> 01:54:21,480
I've killed a lot of people.

2646
01:54:21,880 --> 01:54:22,280
And no.

2647
01:54:22,640 --> 01:54:23,200
I don't.

2648
01:54:27,200 --> 01:54:28,440
And now we go live now.

2649
01:54:28,440 --> 01:54:29,040
To Tommy.

2650
01:54:29,040 --> 01:54:30,000
Who is at.

2651
01:54:30,000 --> 01:54:30,740
The match.

2652
01:54:31,220 --> 01:54:32,080
As we speak.

2653
01:54:32,260 --> 01:54:33,280
Just to give us a rundown.

2654
01:54:33,380 --> 01:54:34,240
Of what's going on.

2655
01:54:34,280 --> 01:54:34,520
Tom.

2656
01:54:34,580 --> 01:54:35,460
Are you there Tom?

2657
01:54:39,820 --> 01:54:40,520
I am.

2658
01:54:40,580 --> 01:54:40,700
Yeah.

2659
01:54:40,900 --> 01:54:41,800
Just at the match.

2660
01:54:41,920 --> 01:54:43,800
I don't know.

2661
01:54:43,800 --> 01:54:44,140
I don't know if you can hear the crowd behind me there.

2662
01:54:45,300 --> 01:54:46,040
It's a loud.

2663
01:54:46,140 --> 01:54:48,480
It's a very loud scenario here in Qatar.

2664
01:54:48,800 --> 01:54:49,280
It's hot.

2665
01:54:49,720 --> 01:54:50,400
It's sweaty.

2666
01:54:51,340 --> 01:54:52,300
And I tell you.

2667
01:54:52,380 --> 01:54:53,420
The Japanese lads.

2668
01:54:53,520 --> 01:54:55,160
They've never sweated so hard.

2669
01:54:55,240 --> 01:54:56,940
It's a damn shame.

2670
01:54:57,600 --> 01:54:58,520
20 years.

2671
01:54:58,600 --> 01:54:59,400
30 years.

2672
01:54:59,500 --> 01:54:59,860
40.

2673
01:55:00,520 --> 01:55:03,380
The Japanese boys have never seen such heat as this.

2674
01:55:03,760 --> 01:55:06,700
I've been as high up as the Mount Fukushima myself.

2675
01:55:06,980 --> 01:55:08,300
I've been up to the top.

2676
01:55:08,440 --> 01:55:09,520
I've been down to the bottom.

2677
01:55:10,040 --> 01:55:13,040
I've never experienced heat as much as this.

2678
01:55:13,120 --> 01:55:14,340
Whether it be in Japan.

2679
01:55:14,660 --> 01:55:16,300
Whether it be out in the desert.

2680
01:55:16,500 --> 01:55:17,080
Or the Qatar.

2681
01:55:17,960 --> 01:55:19,340
And I tell you this as well.

2682
01:55:19,700 --> 01:55:22,160
The Croatian boys are looking mighty strong.

2683
01:55:22,600 --> 01:55:23,900
And they're up to the task.

2684
01:55:24,260 --> 01:55:26,520
But it's the wildiness of the Japanese.

2685
01:55:27,240 --> 01:55:29,200
The technicalities of these boys.

2686
01:55:29,760 --> 01:55:32,620
The ancient samurai bloodlines.

2687
01:55:33,060 --> 01:55:34,820
Pumping through their veins at the moment.

2688
01:55:35,140 --> 01:55:36,140
They're let a barge slip.

2689
01:55:36,560 --> 01:55:38,560
And it's picked up by Croatia.

2690
01:55:38,600 --> 01:55:39,740
Just on the edge of the area.

2691
01:55:39,860 --> 01:55:42,420
But it's picked up again by the Japanese goalkeeper.

2692
01:55:45,700 --> 01:55:47,200
Great stuff there, Tom.

2693
01:55:47,280 --> 01:55:49,160
Who is live in Qatar.

2694
01:55:49,720 --> 01:55:51,200
As we...

2695
01:55:52,020 --> 01:55:57,040
As we turn left.

2696
01:55:57,040 --> 01:55:57,440
Now.

2697
01:55:57,940 --> 01:55:59,560
Into a lovely street.

2698
01:55:59,560 --> 01:56:02,300
The boys have the stingers prepped.

2699
01:56:04,360 --> 01:56:07,960
They didn't have the stingers.

2700
01:56:08,960 --> 01:56:11,940
And we managed to go through there with our tyres intact.

2701
01:56:11,940 --> 01:56:13,000
It was lovely.

2702
01:56:13,360 --> 01:56:16,960
We've got four fresh balloons on our axles.

2703
01:56:19,320 --> 01:56:22,920
And we're axil-foiling our way around the fucking east.

2704
01:56:22,920 --> 01:56:24,620
Or we're heading towards Mayfair.

2705
01:56:25,580 --> 01:56:27,320
High class sort of stuff.

2706
01:56:28,060 --> 01:56:29,160
To the toucher.

2707
01:56:31,200 --> 01:56:33,060
Kind of a weird name for a club.

2708
01:56:33,380 --> 01:56:37,660
A touch of class is what it's called, but it's known colloquially as the toucher.

2709
01:56:39,360 --> 01:56:46,640
We're heading down there at pace now, and it's a damn shame that we keep on having to repeat the game as well.

2710
01:56:46,960 --> 01:56:52,480
I'm hopefully going to get that clip of the fellow with the vibrato voice ready to rock.

2711
01:56:53,140 --> 01:56:57,240
But I wonder if I could cut out any of the political statements he was making,

2712
01:56:57,640 --> 01:57:01,920
but just retain the quality pieces of oratory.

2713
01:57:02,980 --> 01:57:08,280
I think it is actually a damn shame that I won't be able to do that because they are...

2714
01:57:08,280 --> 01:57:10,980
It's par for the course. You take it all in one.

2715
01:57:11,420 --> 01:57:13,760
You can't cut out one. You can't get one without the other.

2716
01:57:14,420 --> 01:57:17,940
And we're heading towards Mayfair. Let's just pause that and F1.

2717
01:57:19,220 --> 01:57:23,060
F1, the F out of the game here so we don't have to fucking go back to it.

2718
01:57:24,920 --> 01:57:26,600
Frankie Schoonz, thank you very much.

2719
01:57:26,680 --> 01:57:33,880
This clip reminds me of that daft Kate Bush song where she puts on a Cockney accent and talks about robbing a bank.

2720
01:57:37,360 --> 01:57:42,440
I'm trying to think now. That's a real, real puzzler for me now.

2721
01:57:43,080 --> 01:57:46,200
I can't think of that. I can't remember her doing that.

2722
01:57:46,200 --> 01:57:53,400
I can't think of that. I can't think of that. I can't think of that.

2723
01:57:53,400 --> 01:58:04,680
as an army recruit, which is mesmeric, to say the least. Absolutely mesmeric. It's like

2724
01:58:04,680 --> 01:58:16,200
some kind of amazing dream. Army dreamers. Army creamers. Thank you very much, though,

2725
01:58:16,200 --> 01:58:21,800
for the tip, Kate. Kate Bush, I was gonna call you. Frankie Schoonz, thank you very much.

2726
01:58:21,800 --> 01:58:33,760
Frank Bush, the character from this game. Kate Schoonz and Frank Bush. Ball has just gone

2727
01:58:33,760 --> 01:58:40,500
over the bar. I only saw a replay at the end of, tail end of a replay. Can't even tell you

2728
01:58:40,500 --> 01:58:50,200
whose bar or ball it was. I'm afraid. Sorry about that. Frank Bush here.

2729
01:58:50,200 --> 01:59:00,340
Now we should be somewhere near the fucking, the correct place because we're getting told

2730
01:59:00,340 --> 01:59:04,660
to go down these back streets. Back street, boys. Let's get out of the car here. It's time

2731
01:59:04,660 --> 01:59:14,900
to disembark and really give these filth some rogering. Roger the filth into the panda.

2732
01:59:18,900 --> 01:59:44,420
Come on, fuck. The problem with the bird is she wants to keep fucking giving the filth. What for? I just heard on the radio there, dispatch request to all units, man with gun in Soho area. And now we've got an AK. I think the yardies are involved. Is there a fucking man inside this?

2733
01:59:44,420 --> 02:00:13,620
Come on. Come on. My sentiments exactly. Just get in the car. I think one of the yardies had an AK. It must have been there because the police wouldn't use an AK. Sure they wouldn't. It'd be a MP5 scenario for the police.

2734
02:00:13,620 --> 02:00:41,800
Half time. Half time, extra time. What the fuck? Are we down here? Are we? Take it easy, Hammond. We're almost there. Is it down there? Look.

2735
02:00:41,800 --> 02:00:58,740
Can't even look. Can't even look. There's no free look when you're in the fucking car. Sorry about the swears. It's just pathetic. Are we in the West End or something? I don't know where the fuck we are.

2736
02:00:58,740 --> 02:01:22,340
For fuck's sake. That's it there. There's the touch of class right there. Time to get out and really take these guys down.

2737
02:01:22,340 --> 02:01:35,100
It's a shame. It's a shame. It's a shame the filth got taken down like that. But that's just what happens. She had a truncheon.

2738
02:01:38,020 --> 02:01:40,720
And now we're about to go into the toucher class. Let's save it.

2739
02:01:42,880 --> 02:01:47,000
And get a little update from our man on the inside, Tone. Tone, are you there?

2740
02:01:48,000 --> 02:01:49,660
How's it going? You down the toucher?

2741
02:01:50,560 --> 02:01:54,760
We are. We've just entered the toucher now. The toucher class. What should we know?

2742
02:01:55,480 --> 02:02:03,580
Right. First things first. Make sure you're well tooled up with the latest gizmos and gadgets. What have you got? Are you packing?

2743
02:02:04,940 --> 02:02:10,660
We are, yeah. We've got an AK-47. I think it was dropped by one of the Yardies. But do you reckon that's going to suffice?

2744
02:02:11,720 --> 02:02:21,700
It depends whether or not you can handle yourself, sunshine. Next things next. You get inside. There's going to be a bunch of bad slags trying to take you down with pistols.

2745
02:02:21,920 --> 02:02:35,000
But they're going to be easy, mate. It's going to be easy, street. It's going to be a fucking walkover. You're going to go in there and you're going to tamagotchi each and every one of them in the fucking boat race with the butt of your AK.

2746
02:02:35,640 --> 02:02:38,620
Or a pistol if you choose so, sunshine.

2747
02:02:40,620 --> 02:02:44,640
Great stuff. And what about the bird? There was talk of a bird in here.

2748
02:02:45,600 --> 02:02:53,000
Yeah, that's the next thing I want to tell you about. There's a bird in here. You need to make sure she gets back to Johnson's gaff.

2749
02:02:55,780 --> 02:02:56,180
Gaff?

2750
02:02:57,820 --> 02:03:10,140
Johnson's gaff. Safe and sound. So don't fucking try any monkey business when you get inside with her. Hands off. Keep your hands to yourself. Look with your eyes, mate. She's a top, top bird.

2751
02:03:10,140 --> 02:03:15,020
You need to get her back home. Safe as a sandwich.

2752
02:03:15,120 --> 02:03:22,160
Great stuff. It's still one second half of extra time has kicked off, Tom.

2753
02:03:22,160 --> 02:03:51,520
It has, yeah. It's great. It's a great bit of business. There was a huddle for both of the teams just before they started. The Japanese lads in a little huddle and the Croatian boys in a little huddle as well. All shouting out words of encouragement to each other. But will the encouragement be enough? We've seen many extra times go to penalties. And as it's shaping up right now, I can safely say I think it's going to go to penalties as well, which is anybody's business at the end of the day.

2754
02:03:51,520 --> 02:03:57,000
Looks like the Japanese dream could continue. Over to you, Francis.

2755
02:03:57,560 --> 02:04:02,780
It actually does. I thought you were in Qatar, Tom. Doesn't sound like you're in Qatar there. Where was the crowd noises?

2756
02:04:05,060 --> 02:04:21,660
Yeah, sorry. I should be there now. There was just a problem with my line which actually filtered out some of the frequencies. I have some new technology. I've tried to make my voice sound better. But sometimes it does remove some of the frequencies out here in Qatar.

2757
02:04:21,660 --> 02:04:40,720
And it's a damn shame. Funny, actually, it does sound like you could hear the RTE commentary there, Tom, on top of you as if it was just like coming through the TV that you were watching.

2758
02:04:42,720 --> 02:05:08,720
I think it's a damn shame that you would assume that I tried to pull the wool over each and every one of your eyes. For 20 years, 30 years, 40 and more, I've been here trying to provide the most honest out-of-worth coverage a man can provide. And to be cash-tigated and dissimilated and spat out and chewed up, spat out in this way. It's a damn shame.

2759
02:05:08,720 --> 02:05:23,420
Great stuff. Great stuff, Tom. I hope you're getting on well there out in Qatar.

2760
02:05:27,140 --> 02:05:36,400
So that's that. We are set now. Before we head into the touch of class, we might have classic Cockney Moods just to set the ball rolling.

2761
02:05:37,500 --> 02:05:46,340
Hello, guys, and welcome to the live stream. Now, this is today's episode of Cockney Moods, the workshop which teaches you all about how to act like a Cockney person.

2762
02:05:46,980 --> 02:05:48,220
And Arthur is on holiday.

2763
02:05:48,780 --> 02:05:51,320
I beg your pardon. We have seen that one already.

2764
02:05:51,320 --> 02:06:00,640
I've got another Cockney Moods here for you now. This deals with the themes of hunger and fear.

2765
02:06:01,900 --> 02:06:06,800
So Arthur, who is hungry, has sent Billy out for a roll. Billy roll.

2766
02:06:08,180 --> 02:06:12,780
Oh, no, he sent Billy out for some food, but he comes back with the wrong food.

2767
02:06:16,180 --> 02:06:19,680
Arthur! I've got you your food, you're one of you.

2768
02:06:20,040 --> 02:06:21,060
Where's my burger?

2769
02:06:21,780 --> 02:06:23,820
The shop didn't have any burgers, Arthur.

2770
02:06:24,540 --> 02:06:26,960
My stomach has been grumbling, Billy!

2771
02:06:31,460 --> 02:06:33,560
I've got you a chicken fillet roll.

2772
02:06:34,280 --> 02:06:36,700
Chicken fucking fillet.

2773
02:06:39,660 --> 02:06:42,620
It smells fucking nice.

2774
02:06:43,000 --> 02:06:44,480
I've got you a Pepsi and all here.

2775
02:06:44,480 --> 02:06:47,380
Very nice.

2776
02:06:47,720 --> 02:06:48,700
And a Snickers.

2777
02:06:49,280 --> 02:06:50,580
Give me that Snickers.

2778
02:06:51,380 --> 02:06:53,380
Gonna save that for afters.

2779
02:06:54,400 --> 02:06:58,140
Chicken and cheese in a fucking roll.

2780
02:06:58,680 --> 02:07:04,260
Chicken, cheese, mayonnaise, tomatoes.

2781
02:07:04,980 --> 02:07:05,420
Oh, yeah!

2782
02:07:05,780 --> 02:07:06,480
Mayonnaise.

2783
02:07:06,700 --> 02:07:07,180
Back up.

2784
02:07:08,020 --> 02:07:08,620
Tomatoes.

2785
02:07:08,720 --> 02:07:09,060
Kitchen.

2786
02:07:09,680 --> 02:07:10,040
Onion.

2787
02:07:10,600 --> 02:07:11,640
Down with that!

2788
02:07:12,260 --> 02:07:12,860
Tomatoes.

2789
02:07:13,600 --> 02:07:43,180
I think this needs to be resized.

2790
02:07:43,180 --> 02:07:48,180
Didn't even fit the screen. It was very heavy.

2791
02:07:48,180 --> 02:07:50,180
Fuck off.

2792
02:07:50,180 --> 02:07:58,180
It's alright Arf innit? Tell me it's alright Arf. Arfa?

2793
02:07:58,180 --> 02:08:03,180
Wooo! Wooo! Wooo!

2794
02:08:03,180 --> 02:08:09,180
It tastes alright Arf, doesn't it? What? What? Arfa, are you alright?

2795
02:08:09,180 --> 02:08:12,180
I'm having a nap. What's going on Arf?

2796
02:08:12,180 --> 02:08:17,180
Fuck off. What's up?

2797
02:08:17,180 --> 02:08:22,180
Tell me it's alright Arf.

2798
02:08:22,180 --> 02:08:25,180
Wooo! Wooo!

2799
02:08:25,180 --> 02:08:27,180
It tastes alright Arf, doesn't it?

2800
02:08:27,180 --> 02:08:32,180
Wooo! Wooo!

2801
02:08:32,180 --> 02:08:34,180
It tastes alright Arf.

2802
02:08:34,180 --> 02:08:38,180
Okay, so that's them and I just wanted to replay the bit where he was going...

2803
02:08:38,180 --> 02:08:39,180
Wooo!

2804
02:08:39,180 --> 02:08:44,180
The Croatian nearly fucking scored there when the corner came in, Tom. Could you brief us about that?

2805
02:08:44,180 --> 02:09:03,180
I saw the game there. I'm watching it right now from Qatar and live. And I have to tell you something. It was an amazing corner ball that was swung in very delicately from the Croatian players into the middle of the unit. Nearly, nearly scored and put this game to bed. A bottle of night hall and a night cap. And the game was nearly done. But it's still on. Ball launched into the middle from Croatia. Headed away by the Japanese.

2806
02:09:03,180 --> 02:09:22,180
Out to fucking Madrich. Oh, not Madrich, sorry. It's another fella. Actually I think Madrich is gone. He might have been. Oh no, is he still on? I'm not sure. Can't say.

2807
02:09:22,180 --> 02:09:49,180
I actually can't say. How are you not paying attention, Tom? This is a big, big match. This is your only job. Well, it's a damn shame. I keep on looking at the stream and looking at the stuff that's going on on your screen.

2808
02:09:49,180 --> 02:10:13,440
I think he, I think the little man is still on. There is a long throw coming in now. It's anybody's business. Goalkeeper clicks. Now they're playing the long ball, trying to get the break, hitting Croatia on the break, but it's not, it's not happening for them at all.

2809
02:10:18,440 --> 02:10:37,020
Okay, so we're into a touch of class and there's a final two cockney moods. I'm sorry for repeating those old moods. There's actually two moods that I wouldn't mind seeing myself. I haven't seen them in a while. One is, I think it's one where they go bowling and another one where there's a nasty snake in a garage.

2810
02:10:37,700 --> 02:10:51,780
And Arfa needs to get fucking Phil to go into the garage to collect something off a snake or something. Crazy bit of business. But hopefully it does set the ball rolling and herald in a new era of cockney moods.

2811
02:10:51,780 --> 02:11:12,860
Again, I don't want to promise anything. You know how much I promise and how little or however much I do deliver. It's all subjective, but you know, great for the ideas, but the execution and actually the producing of those ideas sometimes can fall short of the heraldry.

2812
02:11:12,860 --> 02:11:26,780
I thank you very much, Connor 1998 for the tip. My favorite video is Zurich. Can you give us a Zurich themed sentence? I'd love to be able to, to be able to rattle off something in that kind of, that pattern and that kind of, uh, that tone.

2813
02:11:26,780 --> 02:11:43,560
But unfortunately it's, there's only one man that can do that. And he's not here at the moment. And, uh, that is Connor Williams. And, uh, hopefully he will be able to, uh, give you what you need at some stage in the not too distant future.

2814
02:11:43,560 --> 02:12:01,980
Right now it's arses on walls as we're inside a, a dirty club in Soho. And just as I say that there, there's a, a deluge of box in the chat advertising disgusting wares.

2815
02:12:01,980 --> 02:12:10,480
But fortunately I'm on hand here to dispatch these assholes at a, a lovely, lovely reckoning pace.

2816
02:12:10,980 --> 02:12:16,440
And, uh, 69mega.com. It's time for you to get in the bin.

2817
02:12:18,780 --> 02:12:19,760
Great timing.

2818
02:12:21,700 --> 02:12:31,960
And, uh, here we go now. Oh, fucking hell. Japan floating balls into the, the danger box where it's collected, retrieved by the Croatian goalkeeping man.

2819
02:12:32,700 --> 02:12:43,220
And, uh, let's get to business here as we, uh, lean on the wall, leaning on the posters next to the arse posters just to regurgitate a bit of health inside us.

2820
02:12:44,540 --> 02:12:45,340
Regenerate, should I say.

2821
02:12:46,540 --> 02:12:53,360
And, uh, this guy here doesn't want any bother, but you know what it's like. We need to just stick one on them to let them know we're here.

2822
02:12:53,860 --> 02:12:59,500
Sorry. I pressed the trigger button instead of the, uh, smack button.

2823
02:12:59,940 --> 02:13:04,640
And that fella, who was actually a woman, got, uh, got done in.

2824
02:13:04,820 --> 02:13:09,000
As we move now at pace down into the club.

2825
02:13:09,480 --> 02:13:11,340
It's gonna be a bit of bother down here.

2826
02:13:11,740 --> 02:13:13,040
So mind yourselves.

2827
02:13:17,680 --> 02:13:18,700
Cigarette machine.

2828
02:13:18,700 --> 02:13:22,700
Oh, there's...

2829
02:13:22,700 --> 02:13:27,060
And watch out. There's a bit of, uh, nudity here.

2830
02:13:27,840 --> 02:13:28,940
Polygonal nudity.

2831
02:13:29,440 --> 02:13:31,440
Hopefully we don't get taken down there.

2832
02:13:32,240 --> 02:13:33,580
Because of what we're showing.

2833
02:13:33,700 --> 02:13:35,860
We're broadcasting some...

2834
02:13:35,860 --> 02:13:38,480
Digitally rendered diddies.

2835
02:13:39,880 --> 02:13:41,160
And, uh, there was an...

2836
02:13:41,160 --> 02:13:43,560
I think there was an anus on the way in as well.

2837
02:13:43,620 --> 02:13:46,240
It's a bit much for half five of a Monday.

2838
02:13:46,620 --> 02:13:50,260
And it's a damn shame if we get taken down as well.

2839
02:13:53,420 --> 02:13:55,420
We're just gonna do a bit of leaning here.

2840
02:13:57,660 --> 02:13:58,880
Lean on me.

2841
02:13:59,560 --> 02:14:01,340
When you're fucked up.

2842
02:14:02,120 --> 02:14:03,760
You'll regenerate hell.

2843
02:14:04,480 --> 02:14:06,400
It'll help you carry on.

2844
02:14:06,440 --> 02:14:09,800
Getting fucking slammed by a bunch of fucking wisecrackers.

2845
02:14:11,800 --> 02:14:12,640
Fucking hell.

2846
02:14:15,800 --> 02:14:17,360
Gonna have to restart now.

2847
02:14:17,520 --> 02:14:19,380
Or, as it's known in the biz,

2848
02:14:19,940 --> 02:14:20,800
save state.

2849
02:14:21,100 --> 02:14:22,200
Load save scum.

2850
02:14:23,480 --> 02:14:25,960
26.55 on the clock.

2851
02:14:26,740 --> 02:14:29,340
As Croatia knock the ball around tenderly.

2852
02:14:43,940 --> 02:14:44,840
Here we go.

2853
02:14:44,840 --> 02:14:47,600
The S word.

2854
02:14:47,680 --> 02:14:48,800
There was an S slur.

2855
02:14:49,840 --> 02:14:50,740
Just used there.

2856
02:14:50,860 --> 02:14:53,940
Apologies for anybody who was offended by the S slur.

2857
02:14:55,220 --> 02:14:56,380
And there she is.

2858
02:14:56,540 --> 02:14:56,960
Go on.

2859
02:14:57,200 --> 02:14:57,940
Out you go.

2860
02:14:58,100 --> 02:14:59,100
Out the door you go.

2861
02:14:59,660 --> 02:15:00,680
Does she run up the stairs?

2862
02:15:00,800 --> 02:15:01,380
Let's have a look.

2863
02:15:03,980 --> 02:15:04,620
She's gone.

2864
02:15:05,040 --> 02:15:06,700
The character is so cumbersome.

2865
02:15:06,780 --> 02:15:08,020
The movement is very cumbersome.

2866
02:15:08,100 --> 02:15:09,420
She's back in there now.

2867
02:15:11,260 --> 02:15:12,280
And there she is.

2868
02:15:12,740 --> 02:15:13,700
Blur your eyes.

2869
02:15:14,120 --> 02:15:15,180
Sorry about that.

2870
02:15:15,260 --> 02:15:17,920
There's some CGI diddies on the screen there.

2871
02:15:18,080 --> 02:15:19,200
P Diddy and the boys.

2872
02:15:19,680 --> 02:15:20,700
And in the background,

2873
02:15:20,860 --> 02:15:22,500
there's still a dancer

2874
02:15:22,500 --> 02:15:25,220
flying her trade in the background.

2875
02:15:25,680 --> 02:15:27,040
And that's professionalism.

2876
02:15:27,960 --> 02:15:30,020
And that's a damn shame.

2877
02:15:30,020 --> 02:15:35,920
We've been brought down onto the purple carpeted nightclub floor.

2878
02:15:38,920 --> 02:15:40,600
How the fuck do we get through this?

2879
02:15:40,600 --> 02:15:42,840
It seems like it's a real hard nut to crack.

2880
02:15:50,020 --> 02:15:52,420
Seems like it's a bloody hard nut to crack.

2881
02:15:52,520 --> 02:15:52,960
Let's see.

2882
02:15:54,880 --> 02:16:05,900
Sorry about the S slur.

2883
02:16:05,900 --> 02:16:08,500
Again, it was a secondary S slur.

2884
02:16:08,500 --> 02:16:12,620
T magic coming through clutch with the T magic tip.

2885
02:16:13,060 --> 02:16:15,220
And sorry about those CGI diddies.

2886
02:16:15,320 --> 02:16:15,920
She's scared.

2887
02:16:16,020 --> 02:16:17,020
She needs to run away.

2888
02:16:17,180 --> 02:16:21,400
What's a woman doing in that state of undress around a man with an AK-47?

2889
02:16:21,780 --> 02:16:22,920
And now she's...

2890
02:16:22,920 --> 02:16:26,300
It's a crazy bit of business.

2891
02:16:26,860 --> 02:16:27,920
As she...

2892
02:16:27,920 --> 02:16:29,140
She's in shock.

2893
02:16:29,480 --> 02:16:30,460
The woman is in shock.

2894
02:16:30,560 --> 02:16:33,360
She needs to get up to a warm bed...

2895
02:16:33,360 --> 02:16:34,260
Like a warm...

2896
02:16:34,260 --> 02:16:35,460
Room...

2897
02:16:35,460 --> 02:16:36,200
With a cloak.

2898
02:16:36,320 --> 02:16:36,860
A coat on.

2899
02:16:36,860 --> 02:16:38,200
She needs to put a coat on.

2900
02:16:47,480 --> 02:16:48,800
I like that.

2901
02:16:48,920 --> 02:16:50,400
That was a lovely little situation.

2902
02:16:50,640 --> 02:16:51,980
Because we killed him going in.

2903
02:16:54,620 --> 02:16:56,160
We killed that man going in.

2904
02:16:56,220 --> 02:16:58,200
But we walked in there and he said,

2905
02:16:58,280 --> 02:16:59,800
You'll have to pay double for your bird.

2906
02:16:59,920 --> 02:17:01,260
And the bird just shot him.

2907
02:17:02,840 --> 02:17:04,840
No sex discrimination here, lads.

2908
02:17:16,040 --> 02:17:16,760
Oh, fuck.

2909
02:17:16,900 --> 02:17:17,120
We've...

2910
02:17:17,120 --> 02:17:17,400
We've...

2911
02:17:17,400 --> 02:17:17,980
We...

2912
02:17:17,980 --> 02:17:19,540
The bird got it.

2913
02:17:19,780 --> 02:17:20,560
The bird got it.

2914
02:17:23,120 --> 02:17:24,020
It's a shame.

2915
02:17:24,160 --> 02:17:27,340
It's a damn shame that she took that because...

2916
02:17:27,340 --> 02:17:29,160
We wanted to save her, you know?

2917
02:17:29,400 --> 02:17:31,060
I think it's the other dancing girl

2918
02:17:31,060 --> 02:17:33,320
who's really putting in a...

2919
02:17:33,320 --> 02:17:34,860
A fucking great shift.

2920
02:17:35,560 --> 02:17:36,160
In fairness.

2921
02:17:40,580 --> 02:17:41,340
Fucking hell.

2922
02:17:42,160 --> 02:17:43,100
They're going at it.

2923
02:17:43,180 --> 02:17:43,820
And that's...

2924
02:17:43,820 --> 02:17:44,560
Ah, that's great.

2925
02:17:44,820 --> 02:17:45,280
That's great.

2926
02:17:45,360 --> 02:17:47,340
We saw a bad slag get taken down there.

2927
02:17:48,360 --> 02:17:50,200
And we need to change the pistols

2928
02:17:50,200 --> 02:17:52,000
because we're out of bullets from the AK.

2929
02:17:52,200 --> 02:17:54,960
It's time to do a bit of leaning in one of the booths over here.

2930
02:18:00,760 --> 02:18:02,440
And it's a lovely bit of leanage.

2931
02:18:02,520 --> 02:18:04,260
Thanks very much, T-Magic, for the tip.

2932
02:18:04,320 --> 02:18:05,340
Says, bring back Tommy.

2933
02:18:05,880 --> 02:18:07,360
Your uncle would get more.

2934
02:18:07,520 --> 02:18:09,800
And then dollar sign, dollar sign, dollar sign.

2935
02:18:10,300 --> 02:18:12,520
And then parentheses joke.

2936
02:18:12,660 --> 02:18:13,480
End parentheses.

2937
02:18:13,860 --> 02:18:15,080
Then take care, Tom.

2938
02:18:15,080 --> 02:18:17,200
Yep, sorry.

2939
02:18:17,320 --> 02:18:18,060
I'm at the match.

2940
02:18:18,240 --> 02:18:20,560
I'm out here in Qatar at the moment, T-Magic.

2941
02:18:20,640 --> 02:18:21,560
Thanks very much.

2942
02:18:22,520 --> 02:18:24,480
I tell you, it's a damn shame

2943
02:18:24,480 --> 02:18:26,340
that you're saying that

2944
02:18:26,340 --> 02:18:29,180
because Francis really does give it his all.

2945
02:18:29,840 --> 02:18:31,040
And it's a damn shame

2946
02:18:31,040 --> 02:18:32,660
that there's a preference for me.

2947
02:18:33,380 --> 02:18:34,900
Look, I know he must be jealous.

2948
02:18:35,020 --> 02:18:35,640
Are you, Francis?

2949
02:18:36,420 --> 02:18:38,020
I'm not jealous of anything,

2950
02:18:38,420 --> 02:18:39,760
man or beast, Tom.

2951
02:18:39,760 --> 02:18:40,720
I'm not jealous at all.

2952
02:18:40,920 --> 02:18:42,680
And I hope I wish you well.

2953
02:18:42,840 --> 02:18:44,680
If, look, if you've got more fans than me,

2954
02:18:45,080 --> 02:18:46,400
that's all well and good.

2955
02:18:46,480 --> 02:18:47,140
But right now,

2956
02:18:47,640 --> 02:18:50,060
I want to get this fucking mission sorted out.

2957
02:18:50,340 --> 02:18:51,800
There's a lot of bad slags in here.

2958
02:18:52,080 --> 02:18:52,720
And look at that.

2959
02:18:52,780 --> 02:18:54,240
That glass smashed then.

2960
02:18:54,300 --> 02:18:54,860
It was beautiful.

2961
02:18:55,060 --> 02:18:56,480
Really well-rendered textures.

2962
02:18:57,360 --> 02:18:59,020
A couple of fucking bad goons here.

2963
02:18:59,080 --> 02:19:00,500
We need to get some leanage going.

2964
02:19:01,800 --> 02:19:03,600
We need to drink some lean.

2965
02:19:04,480 --> 02:19:07,460
As the boys do be doing out there

2966
02:19:07,460 --> 02:19:09,300
in hip-hop land.

2967
02:19:09,300 --> 02:19:13,920
Some nice lean.

2968
02:19:14,000 --> 02:19:16,140
And the bird over on the pole there

2969
02:19:16,140 --> 02:19:18,420
got absolutely gym-jammed.

2970
02:19:19,740 --> 02:19:20,860
She's frank-butchered.

2971
02:19:21,460 --> 02:19:22,500
And we can save that.

2972
02:19:22,580 --> 02:19:23,660
We can F1 that.

2973
02:19:27,780 --> 02:19:29,220
And it's gone to penalties.

2974
02:19:31,300 --> 02:19:31,980
Fucking hell.

2975
02:19:32,920 --> 02:19:34,720
Flaming Sambuque is on the bar there.

2976
02:19:37,220 --> 02:19:41,440
We need to get some bloody new pieces.

2977
02:19:42,640 --> 02:19:44,460
Because we are out of bullets.

2978
02:19:44,660 --> 02:19:51,520
We're going to go live to Tommy Schlug in Qatar

2979
02:19:51,520 --> 02:19:53,020
in just a moment for penalties.

2980
02:19:53,280 --> 02:19:54,700
So do stay tuned for that.

2981
02:19:54,780 --> 02:19:55,860
Right now, we're taking out

2982
02:19:55,860 --> 02:19:58,160
a few of these.

2983
02:19:58,280 --> 02:19:59,100
Not her, anyway.

2984
02:19:59,360 --> 02:20:00,920
Maybe she's the one that we need to save.

2985
02:20:02,660 --> 02:20:05,540
Apologies, lads and people at home

2986
02:20:05,540 --> 02:20:09,420
for this early visual feast.

2987
02:20:12,620 --> 02:20:14,820
And this guy, probably a pimp,

2988
02:20:15,000 --> 02:20:16,180
needs to be killed.

2989
02:20:21,440 --> 02:20:22,880
Some great beats in here.

2990
02:20:23,280 --> 02:20:23,940
In this club.

2991
02:20:25,060 --> 02:20:26,700
And it's just your average

2992
02:20:26,700 --> 02:20:27,980
run-of-the-mill

2993
02:20:27,980 --> 02:20:29,140
Soho

2994
02:20:29,140 --> 02:20:30,860
fucking cheeky,

2995
02:20:30,960 --> 02:20:31,620
cheeky club

2996
02:20:31,620 --> 02:20:33,060
with cheeky action

2997
02:20:33,060 --> 02:20:34,220
going on inside it.

2998
02:20:37,520 --> 02:20:38,300
People are saying,

2999
02:20:38,420 --> 02:20:38,900
don't shoot,

3000
02:20:38,980 --> 02:20:40,060
but I don't know where I'm going

3001
02:20:40,060 --> 02:20:41,100
or what I'm meant to be doing here.

3002
02:20:41,180 --> 02:20:42,540
I picked up a lovely,

3003
02:20:42,740 --> 02:20:43,580
creamy AK.

3004
02:20:47,100 --> 02:20:48,020
I wonder do we

3005
02:20:48,020 --> 02:20:49,400
shoot through the glass here.

3006
02:20:50,380 --> 02:20:51,980
See, these dirty feckers

3007
02:20:51,980 --> 02:20:53,220
have two-way glass

3008
02:20:53,220 --> 02:20:54,080
just so they can see

3009
02:20:54,080 --> 02:20:54,940
the girls showering.

3010
02:20:58,140 --> 02:20:58,580
Huh?

3011
02:21:00,420 --> 02:21:01,920
That is bizarre.

3012
02:21:02,860 --> 02:21:04,300
How come there's a room in there

3013
02:21:04,300 --> 02:21:05,540
and I can't access it?

3014
02:21:10,320 --> 02:21:11,640
There's no doorway here.

3015
02:21:11,800 --> 02:21:12,340
Oh yeah, there is.

3016
02:21:13,120 --> 02:21:13,740
Ah, lovely.

3017
02:21:13,740 --> 02:21:14,820
Oh my God.

3018
02:21:14,820 --> 02:21:16,100
Where is she?

3019
02:21:16,500 --> 02:21:17,980
I can't see no care girl.

3020
02:21:21,540 --> 02:21:22,680
Okay, so that's...

3021
02:21:22,680 --> 02:21:23,180
Oh my God.

3022
02:21:23,600 --> 02:21:24,720
That's us now.

3023
02:21:27,960 --> 02:21:29,680
We need to find the, uh,

3024
02:21:29,680 --> 02:21:30,280
the girl in

3025
02:21:30,280 --> 02:21:31,200
and save her.

3026
02:21:35,840 --> 02:21:36,960
Maybe this girl here

3027
02:21:36,960 --> 02:21:37,620
is the...

3028
02:21:37,620 --> 02:21:38,560
the one we need yet.

3029
02:21:42,820 --> 02:21:43,720
Mark!

3030
02:21:43,720 --> 02:21:44,920
Mark over here!

3031
02:21:46,920 --> 02:21:47,820
Oh, tell me,

3032
02:21:47,900 --> 02:21:48,520
it ain't her!

3033
02:21:50,140 --> 02:21:51,320
Mark meet Layla.

3034
02:21:51,600 --> 02:21:52,980
Layla meet Mark.

3035
02:21:54,660 --> 02:21:55,520
Poor bitch.

3036
02:21:55,860 --> 02:21:57,360
Must have copped it in the crossfire.

3037
02:21:57,480 --> 02:21:58,520
She's brown bread.

3038
02:21:58,620 --> 02:21:59,420
What are we gonna do now?

3039
02:21:59,800 --> 02:22:00,480
I don't know.

3040
02:22:01,120 --> 02:22:01,500
I'm really,

3041
02:22:01,580 --> 02:22:02,620
I'm shit creeped now.

3042
02:22:02,700 --> 02:22:03,480
What's Charlie gonna do

3043
02:22:03,480 --> 02:22:04,780
when I don't show this slag?

3044
02:22:06,060 --> 02:22:06,940
Calm down.

3045
02:22:07,340 --> 02:22:08,680
As if you just do that.

3046
02:22:08,680 --> 02:22:09,160
Got an idea.

3047
02:22:10,640 --> 02:22:11,340
He's gat.

3048
02:22:11,880 --> 02:22:13,600
And it'll sort Charlie out too.

3049
02:22:14,800 --> 02:22:15,060
Yeah?

3050
02:22:15,620 --> 02:22:16,160
How do you suppose

3051
02:22:16,160 --> 02:22:16,820
we're gonna do that?

3052
02:22:17,700 --> 02:22:19,440
That fag maggot loves his slag.

3053
02:22:20,580 --> 02:22:21,980
Just get her boots off.

3054
02:22:22,680 --> 02:22:23,400
Her boots?

3055
02:22:27,440 --> 02:22:28,980
Crazy bit of business, look.

3056
02:22:31,680 --> 02:22:32,200
Charlie.

3057
02:22:33,480 --> 02:22:34,340
What do you want?

3058
02:22:35,100 --> 02:22:36,620
I don't give a flying fuck.

3059
02:22:36,660 --> 02:22:37,300
I want my boy.

3060
02:22:39,040 --> 02:22:39,880
Yeah, I've got her.

3061
02:22:40,300 --> 02:22:41,060
The cowgirl, right?

3062
02:22:42,440 --> 02:22:43,460
You want to talk to her?

3063
02:22:45,020 --> 02:22:46,260
Layla, Charlie wants a word.

3064
02:22:46,900 --> 02:22:47,860
Penalties on the way.

3065
02:22:48,860 --> 02:22:49,380
Charlie?

3066
02:22:49,960 --> 02:22:50,840
How are ya?

3067
02:22:52,340 --> 02:22:53,200
I'm okay.

3068
02:22:54,480 --> 02:22:55,320
Oh, look, Charlie,

3069
02:22:55,380 --> 02:22:56,440
I'm really, really sorry.

3070
02:22:57,280 --> 02:22:58,700
I said I'm sorry, Charlie.

3071
02:23:01,220 --> 02:23:02,720
Of course I'll come over.

3072
02:23:03,840 --> 02:23:05,280
I've always got time for my

3073
02:23:05,280 --> 02:23:07,100
big Charlie boy, ain't I?

3074
02:23:07,520 --> 02:23:08,520
You better be sorry.

3075
02:23:09,180 --> 02:23:10,100
You're an oldie girl.

3076
02:23:11,520 --> 02:23:12,900
You caused me a lot of trouble.

3077
02:23:13,240 --> 02:23:14,240
Not half as much trouble

3078
02:23:14,240 --> 02:23:15,380
as I'd like to cause you.

3079
02:23:16,380 --> 02:23:17,520
Put our marquee on, darling.

3080
02:23:19,120 --> 02:23:20,340
Dirty old tosser.

3081
02:23:20,940 --> 02:23:22,000
I knew he'd go for it.

3082
02:23:22,560 --> 02:23:23,200
He wants you.

3083
02:23:25,160 --> 02:23:26,400
What do you want now, Charlie?

3084
02:23:27,140 --> 02:23:28,280
Unless you're handing over Alex,

3085
02:23:28,320 --> 02:23:29,060
I'm not interested.

3086
02:23:30,760 --> 02:23:32,320
Just drop the girl at the gate, son.

3087
02:23:33,220 --> 02:23:33,820
Oi, oi.

3088
02:23:35,660 --> 02:23:36,560
You, my son,

3089
02:23:36,680 --> 02:23:37,760
are doing so bleeding well.

3090
02:23:38,120 --> 02:23:39,580
I might just give you one last assignment.

3091
02:23:40,280 --> 02:23:42,180
First penalty is coming in, Tom.

3092
02:23:42,280 --> 02:23:42,920
No way, Joel.

3093
02:23:43,000 --> 02:23:44,120
No fucking way.

3094
02:23:44,580 --> 02:23:46,860
First penalty coming in now.

3095
02:23:47,240 --> 02:23:48,320
And it's a misser.

3096
02:23:48,640 --> 02:23:49,560
Japan have missed.

3097
02:23:49,980 --> 02:23:51,940
It's your man who played for Liverpool.

3098
02:23:53,220 --> 02:23:53,860
Tikamino.

3099
02:23:54,120 --> 02:23:55,120
Minitiko.

3100
02:23:56,260 --> 02:23:57,200
Takumi Minamino.

3101
02:23:57,640 --> 02:23:58,820
He just missed a penalty.

3102
02:24:00,100 --> 02:24:00,920
Think about it, Aaron.

3103
02:24:01,600 --> 02:24:02,860
There's a lot of wedge lying around

3104
02:24:02,860 --> 02:24:03,880
up there in Riverton Street.

3105
02:24:04,420 --> 02:24:05,880
What you gonna do when you get your boy?

3106
02:24:06,540 --> 02:24:08,260
What a shit penalty that was.

3107
02:24:08,280 --> 02:24:09,240
Probably England right now.

3108
02:24:10,020 --> 02:24:10,900
You're gonna need a little

3109
02:24:10,900 --> 02:24:11,680
going away present

3110
02:24:11,680 --> 02:24:12,900
to buy your way out of town.

3111
02:24:12,900 --> 02:24:15,620
Just do the job

3112
02:24:15,620 --> 02:24:18,600
and we'll spit the cash at the depot.

3113
02:24:19,420 --> 02:24:20,240
And you, my son,

3114
02:24:20,640 --> 02:24:22,180
go and play Ronnie Biggs on the Costa.

3115
02:24:23,660 --> 02:24:24,820
If I do this, Charlie,

3116
02:24:25,140 --> 02:24:26,620
I'll get my boy back, yeah?

3117
02:24:27,600 --> 02:24:30,880
And it's a goal for Croatia.

3118
02:24:31,220 --> 02:24:33,060
They step up and strike the penalty

3119
02:24:33,060 --> 02:24:34,500
through with full force.

3120
02:24:35,540 --> 02:24:36,500
You'll get your dues.

3121
02:24:36,500 --> 02:24:49,920
They're trying to fuck me over.

3122
02:24:51,060 --> 02:24:52,100
Who wants me to do the yardage

3123
02:24:52,100 --> 02:24:52,900
for their crap money?

3124
02:24:54,340 --> 02:24:55,500
Japan step up

3125
02:24:55,500 --> 02:24:57,340
and they've missed their second penalty.

3126
02:24:58,180 --> 02:24:59,020
I have to say,

3127
02:24:59,140 --> 02:25:01,220
the penalties are weak.

3128
02:25:01,740 --> 02:25:02,660
Very weak.

3129
02:25:03,540 --> 02:25:04,220
Shite penalties.

3130
02:25:05,180 --> 02:25:06,480
What's one more suicide machine?

3131
02:25:07,480 --> 02:25:08,820
Unbelievably shit penalties

3132
02:25:08,820 --> 02:25:09,700
from the Japanese.

3133
02:25:10,700 --> 02:25:11,700
And dishonor.

3134
02:25:12,400 --> 02:25:14,320
Can you imagine the shame and dishonor

3135
02:25:14,320 --> 02:25:16,540
that these Japanese fellas

3136
02:25:16,540 --> 02:25:17,260
are gonna feel

3137
02:25:17,260 --> 02:25:19,680
going home tonight

3138
02:25:19,680 --> 02:25:21,660
on the plane back

3139
02:25:21,660 --> 02:25:22,700
to fucking Tokyo?

3140
02:25:23,640 --> 02:25:25,100
It's gonna be a damn shame

3141
02:25:25,100 --> 02:25:25,940
once they land.

3142
02:25:27,380 --> 02:25:28,300
These cutscenes

3143
02:25:28,300 --> 02:25:29,540
are something else in this game

3144
02:25:29,540 --> 02:25:31,900
as we enter a Saab motor,

3145
02:25:32,480 --> 02:25:34,620
head towards Charlie Jolson's gaff,

3146
02:25:35,120 --> 02:25:37,960
and the second Croatian penalty,

3147
02:25:38,640 --> 02:25:39,740
straight down the middle,

3148
02:25:40,460 --> 02:25:42,260
has gone into the back

3149
02:25:42,260 --> 02:25:44,080
of the rat trap onion sack.

3150
02:25:44,240 --> 02:25:46,180
We'll go over to Tommy Schlug now.

3151
02:25:46,540 --> 02:25:47,500
Are you there, Tom?

3152
02:25:47,620 --> 02:25:49,280
Can you tell us anything at all?

3153
02:25:49,620 --> 02:25:50,040
La la la.

3154
02:25:51,280 --> 02:25:51,760
Yep.

3155
02:25:52,420 --> 02:25:53,140
We're here.

3156
02:25:53,840 --> 02:25:54,400
And it's

3157
02:25:54,400 --> 02:25:56,760
two goals to the goose

3158
02:25:56,760 --> 02:25:58,740
in favor of Croatia

3159
02:25:58,740 --> 02:26:00,620
as Japan step up

3160
02:26:00,620 --> 02:26:02,100
to take their third penalty.

3161
02:26:02,580 --> 02:26:03,300
The first two

3162
02:26:03,300 --> 02:26:05,180
have been blank balls.

3163
02:26:05,700 --> 02:26:07,420
Both of them saved by the keeper

3164
02:26:07,420 --> 02:26:09,100
because they were soft as shite.

3165
02:26:10,000 --> 02:26:11,280
Whereas the Croatians

3166
02:26:11,280 --> 02:26:12,600
slammed it home.

3167
02:26:13,520 --> 02:26:14,640
And Gonda steps up,

3168
02:26:15,160 --> 02:26:15,960
strikes the ball,

3169
02:26:16,020 --> 02:26:17,300
and it's into the goal.

3170
02:26:18,180 --> 02:26:19,000
I beg your pardon,

3171
02:26:19,240 --> 02:26:20,460
Asano was his name,

3172
02:26:20,560 --> 02:26:21,180
not Gonda.

3173
02:26:21,180 --> 02:26:23,540
Crazy bit of business.

3174
02:26:24,340 --> 02:26:26,120
They've still got Tommy Asso

3175
02:26:26,120 --> 02:26:27,240
to strike the ball.

3176
02:26:27,340 --> 02:26:28,020
He's a big fella.

3177
02:26:28,520 --> 02:26:29,300
They should be putting

3178
02:26:29,300 --> 02:26:30,340
their biggest fellas

3179
02:26:30,340 --> 02:26:31,600
up on the ball,

3180
02:26:31,840 --> 02:26:32,860
but they've gone

3181
02:26:32,860 --> 02:26:34,000
with their littlest fellas.

3182
02:26:34,780 --> 02:26:35,900
Takumi Minamino,

3183
02:26:36,420 --> 02:26:37,900
and then another lad as well.

3184
02:26:38,580 --> 02:26:39,440
And bag of boxes

3185
02:26:39,440 --> 02:26:41,020
saying clearly not at the game.

3186
02:26:41,500 --> 02:26:42,800
You wouldn't know it

3187
02:26:42,800 --> 02:26:43,800
if you ever had it

3188
02:26:43,800 --> 02:26:44,540
in front of you.

3189
02:26:45,140 --> 02:26:46,960
This is truth.

3190
02:26:47,460 --> 02:26:48,680
And I only speak that.

3191
02:26:49,080 --> 02:26:49,940
That's the only language

3192
02:26:49,940 --> 02:26:51,180
I can speak is truth.

3193
02:26:51,800 --> 02:26:52,840
And here it is.

3194
02:26:53,700 --> 02:26:54,100
Croatia

3195
02:26:54,100 --> 02:26:55,760
to step it up again.

3196
02:26:56,420 --> 02:26:57,640
And they've hit the post.

3197
02:26:58,300 --> 02:26:59,180
A leisurely,

3198
02:26:59,260 --> 02:27:00,800
casually taken penalty,

3199
02:27:01,020 --> 02:27:01,940
strolled up to it,

3200
02:27:02,300 --> 02:27:03,560
as if he was going up

3201
02:27:03,560 --> 02:27:04,360
to talk to a lady

3202
02:27:04,360 --> 02:27:05,080
in a nightclub.

3203
02:27:05,520 --> 02:27:06,840
Very cool cam

3204
02:27:06,840 --> 02:27:07,340
and collected.

3205
02:27:08,020 --> 02:27:09,300
And it was a kind

3206
02:27:09,300 --> 02:27:10,160
of a no-look.

3207
02:27:10,940 --> 02:27:12,080
He hit it

3208
02:27:12,080 --> 02:27:13,400
without looking at it,

3209
02:27:13,500 --> 02:27:14,340
trying to be cool

3210
02:27:14,340 --> 02:27:14,940
and sophisticated.

3211
02:27:15,620 --> 02:27:16,480
He hit the post.

3212
02:27:16,940 --> 02:27:18,160
And Japan are back in

3213
02:27:18,160 --> 02:27:18,700
with a shout.

3214
02:27:21,520 --> 02:27:24,400
And it's Mayo Yoshida

3215
02:27:24,400 --> 02:27:25,720
who steps up now

3216
02:27:25,720 --> 02:27:27,560
for the Japanese men

3217
02:27:27,560 --> 02:27:28,640
who represent

3218
02:27:28,640 --> 02:27:30,760
the nation of Japan, Tom.

3219
02:27:32,740 --> 02:27:33,820
And it's saved.

3220
02:27:35,440 --> 02:27:36,880
And Croatia have saved

3221
02:27:36,880 --> 02:27:38,540
three of their four,

3222
02:27:38,780 --> 02:27:40,400
of the four Japanese penalties.

3223
02:27:42,400 --> 02:27:43,740
And I believe

3224
02:27:43,740 --> 02:27:45,260
that if Croatia score

3225
02:27:45,260 --> 02:27:45,880
the next goal,

3226
02:27:45,940 --> 02:27:46,280
they're through.

3227
02:27:46,720 --> 02:27:47,680
It could be through.

3228
02:27:50,240 --> 02:27:51,580
What's going on there, Tom?

3229
02:27:51,620 --> 02:27:52,740
It sounded like you're...

3230
02:27:52,740 --> 02:27:54,840
The noise and ambience

3231
02:27:54,840 --> 02:27:55,760
stopped in the background

3232
02:27:55,760 --> 02:27:56,320
for a moment.

3233
02:27:56,580 --> 02:27:57,660
Almost as if it was

3234
02:27:57,660 --> 02:27:58,700
playing through a stream

3235
02:27:58,700 --> 02:27:59,280
and you weren't

3236
02:27:59,280 --> 02:28:00,260
actually in Qatar.

3237
02:28:02,020 --> 02:28:03,620
It's a damn shame

3238
02:28:03,620 --> 02:28:05,140
that this keeps happening,

3239
02:28:05,300 --> 02:28:06,420
but I gotta tell you something.

3240
02:28:06,900 --> 02:28:07,880
It's not the way

3241
02:28:07,880 --> 02:28:09,060
that you think it is.

3242
02:28:09,060 --> 02:28:10,080
As Croatia,

3243
02:28:10,620 --> 02:28:11,980
step up right now

3244
02:28:11,980 --> 02:28:14,360
to dispatch Japan

3245
02:28:14,360 --> 02:28:15,700
back home

3246
02:28:15,700 --> 02:28:16,600
on the flight,

3247
02:28:16,700 --> 02:28:17,220
first flight,

3248
02:28:17,300 --> 02:28:18,240
a jumbo jet

3249
02:28:18,240 --> 02:28:19,000
out to

3250
02:28:19,000 --> 02:28:20,460
Tokyo.com.

3251
02:28:20,780 --> 02:28:21,560
And he steps up,

3252
02:28:21,620 --> 02:28:22,200
he strikes it,

3253
02:28:22,420 --> 02:28:23,220
and it's in.

3254
02:28:23,680 --> 02:28:24,420
It's Croatia

3255
02:28:24,420 --> 02:28:25,740
who take this

3256
02:28:25,740 --> 02:28:27,460
last round of 16 match

3257
02:28:27,460 --> 02:28:29,020
and take the win

3258
02:28:29,020 --> 02:28:30,280
and go forward

3259
02:28:30,280 --> 02:28:31,380
full flight

3260
02:28:31,380 --> 02:28:32,380
to face

3261
02:28:32,380 --> 02:28:33,340
either Brazil

3262
02:28:33,340 --> 02:28:34,380
or South Korea

3263
02:28:34,380 --> 02:28:36,180
in the quarterfinal

3264
02:28:36,180 --> 02:28:37,600
at pace.

3265
02:28:38,400 --> 02:28:39,380
For Japan,

3266
02:28:39,780 --> 02:28:40,740
it's all over.

3267
02:28:41,140 --> 02:28:42,160
It's sayonara.

3268
02:28:43,000 --> 02:28:44,840
The land of the rising sun,

3269
02:28:45,180 --> 02:28:45,760
I tell you,

3270
02:28:46,240 --> 02:28:47,020
it's the land

3271
02:28:47,020 --> 02:28:48,120
of the setting sun

3272
02:28:48,120 --> 02:28:48,640
tonight

3273
02:28:48,640 --> 02:28:50,220
because the dreams

3274
02:28:50,220 --> 02:28:51,480
and creams

3275
02:28:51,480 --> 02:28:52,620
of many,

3276
02:28:52,820 --> 02:28:54,860
many Japanese creamers

3277
02:28:54,860 --> 02:28:56,120
has just come

3278
02:28:56,120 --> 02:28:57,420
to a fully-fledged

3279
02:28:57,420 --> 02:28:58,700
Finnish-cation.

3280
02:28:59,860 --> 02:29:00,920
Finnish-cation

3281
02:29:00,920 --> 02:29:01,920
isn't even war,

3282
02:29:02,020 --> 02:29:03,120
it's not a war, Tom.

3283
02:29:04,120 --> 02:29:05,340
It is tonight.

3284
02:29:05,760 --> 02:29:06,760
It is tonight.

3285
02:29:06,760 --> 02:29:08,220
As the tears

3286
02:29:08,220 --> 02:29:09,700
of the Japanese players

3287
02:29:09,700 --> 02:29:10,800
hits the ground,

3288
02:29:11,480 --> 02:29:13,900
saturated 3G pitch,

3289
02:29:14,540 --> 02:29:16,280
saturated with salty tears,

3290
02:29:16,700 --> 02:29:17,500
they're going to need

3291
02:29:17,500 --> 02:29:19,060
irrigation specialists

3292
02:29:19,060 --> 02:29:20,400
tonight on the pitch

3293
02:29:20,400 --> 02:29:21,740
out here in Qatar

3294
02:29:21,740 --> 02:29:23,540
because it's sadden.

3295
02:29:23,960 --> 02:29:25,220
It's sadden turf.

3296
02:29:25,740 --> 02:29:26,920
It's sumptuous.

3297
02:29:27,240 --> 02:29:27,820
It's wet.

3298
02:29:28,360 --> 02:29:29,180
It's wild.

3299
02:29:29,800 --> 02:29:30,360
It's Qatar.

3300
02:29:31,100 --> 02:29:32,080
And it's Croatia

3301
02:29:32,080 --> 02:29:33,240
who have reached

3302
02:29:33,240 --> 02:29:34,900
another quarterfinal.

3303
02:29:35,460 --> 02:29:36,500
They got to the final

3304
02:29:36,500 --> 02:29:37,500
in the last World Cup

3305
02:29:37,500 --> 02:29:38,660
and now they're only

3306
02:29:38,660 --> 02:29:39,480
a couple of games

3307
02:29:39,480 --> 02:29:41,220
away from replicating it again.

3308
02:29:41,860 --> 02:29:43,220
who will they face?

3309
02:29:43,220 --> 02:29:44,620
Find out tonight

3310
02:29:44,620 --> 02:29:46,400
when Brazil face off

3311
02:29:46,400 --> 02:29:47,760
against South Korea

3312
02:29:47,760 --> 02:29:50,420
with Young Ming Song

3313
02:29:50,420 --> 02:29:53,040
and a few other lads

3314
02:29:53,040 --> 02:29:55,300
who all have the same name.

3315
02:29:56,000 --> 02:29:56,700
And then you've got

3316
02:29:56,700 --> 02:29:57,980
the tricky Brazilians.

3317
02:29:58,980 --> 02:29:59,640
Rafinha,

3318
02:30:01,120 --> 02:30:02,540
Nimao,

3319
02:30:02,900 --> 02:30:05,380
and bloody all the rest of them.

3320
02:30:06,260 --> 02:30:07,440
They're going to be out tonight

3321
02:30:07,440 --> 02:30:08,760
fully fledged,

3322
02:30:09,060 --> 02:30:09,740
fully forcing.

3323
02:30:10,200 --> 02:30:11,420
It's going to be a beautiful,

3324
02:30:11,580 --> 02:30:12,360
beautiful game.

3325
02:30:13,120 --> 02:30:13,740
But tonight,

3326
02:30:14,120 --> 02:30:14,880
and right now,

3327
02:30:15,440 --> 02:30:16,600
it's the Japanese

3328
02:30:16,600 --> 02:30:18,200
who are going home

3329
02:30:18,200 --> 02:30:18,940
on a plane.

3330
02:30:19,900 --> 02:30:21,580
A giant jumbo jet

3331
02:30:21,580 --> 02:30:23,940
is ready on the tarmac.

3332
02:30:24,740 --> 02:30:25,920
The staircase has been

3333
02:30:25,920 --> 02:30:27,860
fucking ascended,

3334
02:30:27,960 --> 02:30:29,160
has ascended to the ground.

3335
02:30:29,980 --> 02:30:31,620
And the Japanese

3336
02:30:31,620 --> 02:30:33,080
go home in shame.

3337
02:30:34,040 --> 02:30:35,200
They will be castigated.

3338
02:30:35,880 --> 02:30:37,460
They will be lampooned

3339
02:30:37,460 --> 02:30:38,200
in the media.

3340
02:30:39,200 --> 02:30:40,680
But they can go home

3341
02:30:40,680 --> 02:30:41,380
from Qatar

3342
02:30:41,380 --> 02:30:42,680
with their heads held high.

3343
02:30:43,260 --> 02:30:45,800
They did the best

3344
02:30:45,800 --> 02:30:46,640
they could do.

3345
02:30:47,180 --> 02:30:48,380
And now they're gone.

3346
02:30:49,520 --> 02:30:50,460
Are you okay there, Tom?

3347
02:30:50,820 --> 02:30:51,920
I am indeed.

3348
02:30:52,120 --> 02:30:52,880
I tell you something,

3349
02:30:53,520 --> 02:30:55,300
it's an absolute shame

3350
02:30:55,300 --> 02:30:56,600
and it's a travish day

3351
02:30:56,600 --> 02:30:58,820
that these Japanese boys

3352
02:30:58,820 --> 02:31:00,420
are going home to nothing.

3353
02:31:01,020 --> 02:31:02,060
A cold,

3354
02:31:02,200 --> 02:31:03,600
cold dish of sushi

3355
02:31:03,600 --> 02:31:05,020
when they get home tonight.

3356
02:31:05,680 --> 02:31:06,900
And it's going to be

3357
02:31:06,900 --> 02:31:07,960
a dream come through

3358
02:31:07,960 --> 02:31:09,040
for the Croatians

3359
02:31:09,040 --> 02:31:10,520
who yet again

3360
02:31:10,520 --> 02:31:12,760
live to fight another day.

3361
02:31:14,740 --> 02:31:15,900
Thanks very much

3362
02:31:15,900 --> 02:31:17,180
for that incredible

3363
02:31:17,180 --> 02:31:20,600
incendiary analysis there.

3364
02:31:20,800 --> 02:31:22,040
I'm main approver of stuff.

3365
02:31:22,140 --> 02:31:23,000
Thank you very much.

3366
02:31:23,000 --> 02:31:24,800
for your kind-hearted

3367
02:31:24,800 --> 02:31:25,600
and generous

3368
02:31:25,600 --> 02:31:27,380
tip-rip-a-runus.

3369
02:31:27,440 --> 02:31:27,860
Right now,

3370
02:31:27,940 --> 02:31:28,800
we've got a mission

3371
02:31:28,800 --> 02:31:30,080
to play.

3372
02:31:30,220 --> 02:31:30,760
We need to get

3373
02:31:30,760 --> 02:31:32,240
to Charlie Jolson's house

3374
02:31:32,240 --> 02:31:33,220
where this bird

3375
02:31:33,220 --> 02:31:35,520
who is posing

3376
02:31:35,520 --> 02:31:36,580
as another bird

3377
02:31:36,580 --> 02:31:39,200
is going to

3378
02:31:39,200 --> 02:31:41,220
kill Charlie Jolson.

3379
02:31:41,360 --> 02:31:43,260
It's just a bait-and-switch,

3380
02:31:43,380 --> 02:31:44,140
the likes of which

3381
02:31:44,140 --> 02:31:45,620
we've never seen before.

3382
02:31:46,620 --> 02:31:47,540
where this,

3383
02:31:47,960 --> 02:31:49,020
we were meant to transport

3384
02:31:49,020 --> 02:31:50,900
a bird from the toucher

3385
02:31:50,900 --> 02:31:53,160
over to Jolson's.

3386
02:31:53,680 --> 02:31:54,680
But once we got

3387
02:31:54,680 --> 02:31:55,500
into the toucher,

3388
02:31:55,620 --> 02:31:57,000
she'd been slotted.

3389
02:31:57,600 --> 02:31:58,220
So then,

3390
02:31:58,600 --> 02:31:59,440
this other bird

3391
02:31:59,440 --> 02:32:01,000
put on the fucking skirt

3392
02:32:01,000 --> 02:32:01,880
and the cowboy hat

3393
02:32:01,880 --> 02:32:03,060
and now we're going to

3394
02:32:03,060 --> 02:32:03,980
head up to Mayfair

3395
02:32:03,980 --> 02:32:05,260
and see what happens there.

3396
02:32:08,780 --> 02:32:09,280
Okay,

3397
02:32:09,280 --> 02:32:10,840
we can just turn down

3398
02:32:10,840 --> 02:32:11,720
the volume there

3399
02:32:11,720 --> 02:32:12,460
for a moment

3400
02:32:12,460 --> 02:32:13,900
as things are about

3401
02:32:13,900 --> 02:32:14,560
to probably get

3402
02:32:14,560 --> 02:32:15,900
a little bit Bob Hoskins

3403
02:32:15,900 --> 02:32:17,540
as we attempt

3404
02:32:17,540 --> 02:32:18,920
the unattemptable.

3405
02:32:19,760 --> 02:32:20,540
We're in Soho,

3406
02:32:20,660 --> 02:32:21,860
we have to make our way

3407
02:32:21,860 --> 02:32:22,840
to Mayfair.

3408
02:32:23,640 --> 02:32:24,240
So,

3409
02:32:24,520 --> 02:32:24,880
maybe,

3410
02:32:25,200 --> 02:32:27,220
if my memory is correct,

3411
02:32:27,400 --> 02:32:28,640
we can get onto

3412
02:32:28,640 --> 02:32:29,580
Oxford Street

3413
02:32:29,580 --> 02:32:32,040
and bomb it down

3414
02:32:32,040 --> 02:32:33,060
Oxford Street

3415
02:32:33,060 --> 02:32:35,400
at pace

3416
02:32:35,400 --> 02:32:38,180
and turn off then.

3417
02:32:40,080 --> 02:32:41,640
When you get to the Ritz,

3418
02:32:42,560 --> 02:32:43,200
hang a right

3419
02:32:43,200 --> 02:32:44,540
into Mayfair.

3420
02:32:45,840 --> 02:32:46,860
I'm talking

3421
02:32:46,860 --> 02:32:47,940
out of my arse here,

3422
02:32:47,980 --> 02:32:48,800
I don't actually know,

3423
02:32:48,860 --> 02:32:49,520
but I had a look

3424
02:32:49,520 --> 02:32:50,020
at the map,

3425
02:32:50,880 --> 02:32:51,980
the getaway map

3426
02:32:51,980 --> 02:32:52,620
of London

3427
02:32:52,620 --> 02:32:53,480
before I played

3428
02:32:53,480 --> 02:32:54,120
and it said

3429
02:32:54,120 --> 02:32:54,980
that it's roughly

3430
02:32:54,980 --> 02:32:57,640
west of Soho.

3431
02:32:59,060 --> 02:33:00,960
But I am bamboozled

3432
02:33:00,960 --> 02:33:02,240
and confused here

3433
02:33:02,240 --> 02:33:03,740
because the fucking

3434
02:33:03,740 --> 02:33:04,840
indicator

3435
02:33:04,840 --> 02:33:05,860
is telling me

3436
02:33:05,860 --> 02:33:06,500
to go right

3437
02:33:06,500 --> 02:33:07,260
then it's telling me

3438
02:33:07,260 --> 02:33:07,820
to go left

3439
02:33:07,820 --> 02:33:08,540
and there's a bus.

3440
02:33:09,280 --> 02:33:11,020
This is football 2003,

3441
02:33:11,260 --> 02:33:11,420
look,

3442
02:33:11,480 --> 02:33:12,200
has been advertised

3443
02:33:12,200 --> 02:33:12,920
on the bloody

3444
02:33:12,920 --> 02:33:14,820
buses there.

3445
02:33:15,040 --> 02:33:15,680
We need to move.

3446
02:33:15,760 --> 02:33:16,640
This is Oxford Street,

3447
02:33:16,740 --> 02:33:17,100
I think.

3448
02:33:21,320 --> 02:33:22,060
Or is it?

3449
02:33:22,060 --> 02:33:24,420
I'm not fucking sure

3450
02:33:24,420 --> 02:33:24,740
at all.

3451
02:33:24,840 --> 02:33:25,060
Actually,

3452
02:33:25,140 --> 02:33:25,840
we're heading towards

3453
02:33:25,840 --> 02:33:26,960
Piccadilly Circus here.

3454
02:33:27,020 --> 02:33:27,920
This is the wrong way

3455
02:33:27,920 --> 02:33:28,360
entirely.

3456
02:33:28,820 --> 02:33:29,660
We need to turn around.

3457
02:33:34,700 --> 02:33:35,100
Insane.

3458
02:33:39,520 --> 02:33:40,400
Okay, so this,

3459
02:33:40,500 --> 02:33:40,920
yeah, we're going

3460
02:33:40,920 --> 02:33:41,600
the right way now.

3461
02:33:43,000 --> 02:33:43,960
It's Victoria,

3462
02:33:44,200 --> 02:33:44,440
is it?

3463
02:33:44,460 --> 02:33:45,180
It's not Oxford.

3464
02:33:45,320 --> 02:33:46,220
I think I got it

3465
02:33:46,220 --> 02:33:46,980
completely wrong.

3466
02:33:47,100 --> 02:33:47,300
I thought,

3467
02:33:47,600 --> 02:33:48,340
if that was a,

3468
02:33:48,340 --> 02:33:49,660
if that was a lap dancing

3469
02:33:49,660 --> 02:33:50,520
club that we were in

3470
02:33:50,520 --> 02:33:51,160
in Soho,

3471
02:33:51,380 --> 02:33:53,120
how have we ended up here?

3472
02:33:56,120 --> 02:33:57,460
Not fucking sure at all,

3473
02:33:57,460 --> 02:33:58,120
but I know,

3474
02:33:58,460 --> 02:33:59,360
I think,

3475
02:33:59,980 --> 02:34:02,160
if there are any London heads

3476
02:34:02,160 --> 02:34:02,660
in the chat,

3477
02:34:02,740 --> 02:34:03,760
am I heading towards

3478
02:34:03,760 --> 02:34:04,620
Mayfair here?

3479
02:34:04,720 --> 02:34:05,640
Am I going the right way?

3480
02:34:10,760 --> 02:34:11,560
It's telling me

3481
02:34:11,560 --> 02:34:12,740
I need to turn left anyway,

3482
02:34:12,860 --> 02:34:12,960
so.

3483
02:34:16,060 --> 02:34:17,100
There's a sale on

3484
02:34:17,100 --> 02:34:17,780
in one of the shops

3485
02:34:17,780 --> 02:34:17,900
there,

3486
02:34:17,960 --> 02:34:18,900
50% off,

3487
02:34:18,940 --> 02:34:19,320
looks good.

3488
02:34:22,320 --> 02:34:23,120
Oh, we're getting

3489
02:34:23,120 --> 02:34:23,540
fucking

3490
02:34:23,540 --> 02:34:25,140
drive-by'd

3491
02:34:25,140 --> 02:34:26,280
by an AK crew.

3492
02:34:29,220 --> 02:34:30,240
And the radiator

3493
02:34:30,240 --> 02:34:31,100
is going to be blown

3494
02:34:31,100 --> 02:34:32,060
in a second on this,

3495
02:34:32,160 --> 02:34:32,320
yoke,

3496
02:34:32,360 --> 02:34:32,880
we're going to have to

3497
02:34:32,880 --> 02:34:33,280
get out,

3498
02:34:33,760 --> 02:34:34,500
hopefully not in a

3499
02:34:34,500 --> 02:34:35,240
ball of flames.

3500
02:34:35,860 --> 02:34:36,960
If we press F1,

3501
02:34:37,020 --> 02:34:37,360
we can

3502
02:34:37,360 --> 02:34:39,000
save that game.

3503
02:34:41,880 --> 02:34:42,880
Saving that state.

3504
02:34:43,400 --> 02:34:44,320
Main approver of stuff,

3505
02:34:44,380 --> 02:34:45,400
thank you very much there.

3506
02:34:45,500 --> 02:34:46,120
What are the chances

3507
02:34:46,120 --> 02:34:47,100
of Wenschluggerino

3508
02:34:47,100 --> 02:34:47,940
scoring against

3509
02:34:47,940 --> 02:34:49,320
Blue Gin Sun?

3510
02:34:49,720 --> 02:34:50,600
The game is over,

3511
02:34:50,800 --> 02:34:50,980
main.

3512
02:34:50,980 --> 02:34:51,740
Thank you very much

3513
02:34:51,740 --> 02:34:52,140
for the tip.

3514
02:34:52,140 --> 02:34:52,940
You also say,

3515
02:34:53,020 --> 02:34:53,240
Tommy,

3516
02:34:53,720 --> 02:34:54,700
when can we expect

3517
02:34:54,700 --> 02:34:55,440
the release of

3518
02:34:55,440 --> 02:34:56,460
Grand Theft Bendy?

3519
02:34:57,040 --> 02:34:57,840
Castletown Vice,

3520
02:34:57,940 --> 02:34:58,220
Tommy,

3521
02:34:58,280 --> 02:34:58,620
are there?

3522
02:35:00,960 --> 02:35:01,960
Sometime soon.

3523
02:35:02,340 --> 02:35:03,220
The game is in

3524
02:35:03,220 --> 02:35:04,000
development at the

3525
02:35:04,000 --> 02:35:04,300
moment.

3526
02:35:04,440 --> 02:35:05,100
We've sent the

3527
02:35:05,100 --> 02:35:08,180
initial markup

3528
02:35:08,180 --> 02:35:09,320
over to Japan.

3529
02:35:09,440 --> 02:35:09,860
We're actually

3530
02:35:09,860 --> 02:35:10,740
sending that through

3531
02:35:10,740 --> 02:35:12,120
the Japanese ringer

3532
02:35:12,120 --> 02:35:13,080
and they're going to

3533
02:35:13,080 --> 02:35:13,860
see if they can give

3534
02:35:13,860 --> 02:35:14,900
us a ring sting back

3535
02:35:14,900 --> 02:35:16,240
any time,

3536
02:35:16,360 --> 02:35:17,160
any day now.

3537
02:35:18,300 --> 02:35:19,680
Colchon NFTs

3538
02:35:19,680 --> 02:35:20,680
are going to be

3539
02:35:20,680 --> 02:35:21,780
available soon enough.

3540
02:35:21,780 --> 02:35:22,800
getting into the

3541
02:35:22,800 --> 02:35:23,400
market there.

3542
02:35:23,760 --> 02:35:24,380
Tommy coin,

3543
02:35:25,440 --> 02:35:26,020
mark two,

3544
02:35:26,160 --> 02:35:27,500
Tommy coin 2.0

3545
02:35:27,500 --> 02:35:29,400
and Colchon NFT

3546
02:35:29,400 --> 02:35:30,320
is about to drop

3547
02:35:30,320 --> 02:35:30,840
soon enough.

3548
02:35:31,580 --> 02:35:32,100
And you have a

3549
02:35:32,100 --> 02:35:32,720
bot in the chat

3550
02:35:32,720 --> 02:35:32,920
there,

3551
02:35:32,960 --> 02:35:33,220
Francis.

3552
02:35:34,000 --> 02:35:34,780
It's a damn

3553
02:35:34,780 --> 02:35:35,640
shame that we've

3554
02:35:35,640 --> 02:35:36,620
got another bot

3555
02:35:36,620 --> 02:35:37,280
in the chat.

3556
02:35:37,640 --> 02:35:39,000
69.com.

3557
02:35:39,120 --> 02:35:39,680
Let's have a look.

3558
02:35:40,780 --> 02:35:42,500
It's 84% of you

3559
02:35:42,500 --> 02:35:43,380
have already found

3560
02:35:43,380 --> 02:35:44,120
love with us,

3561
02:35:44,220 --> 02:35:44,600
they say.

3562
02:35:45,020 --> 02:35:45,880
Crazy bit of business.

3563
02:35:45,980 --> 02:35:46,620
I'd hate to be.

3564
02:35:48,000 --> 02:35:49,880
If you found love,

3565
02:35:50,020 --> 02:35:50,640
fair play to you,

3566
02:35:50,700 --> 02:35:51,200
but I mean,

3567
02:35:51,240 --> 02:35:51,820
I'd hate to be

3568
02:35:51,820 --> 02:35:52,440
finding love

3569
02:35:52,440 --> 02:35:54,120
through 69.com.

3570
02:35:54,900 --> 02:35:55,820
69mega.com,

3571
02:35:55,860 --> 02:35:56,060
sorry.

3572
02:35:56,520 --> 02:35:57,140
Sounds like a

3573
02:35:57,140 --> 02:35:57,960
fucking bad,

3574
02:35:58,080 --> 02:35:58,740
bad act.

3575
02:35:59,400 --> 02:36:00,280
We get out the car

3576
02:36:00,280 --> 02:36:00,540
here,

3577
02:36:00,540 --> 02:36:03,040
and the bird is not

3578
02:36:03,040 --> 02:36:03,660
dressed for the

3579
02:36:03,660 --> 02:36:04,040
occasion.

3580
02:36:04,880 --> 02:36:05,700
These coppers are

3581
02:36:05,700 --> 02:36:06,240
going to try and

3582
02:36:06,240 --> 02:36:07,120
fucking slag us.

3583
02:36:07,720 --> 02:36:08,620
what we need to do

3584
02:36:08,620 --> 02:36:09,960
is...

3585
02:36:09,960 --> 02:36:11,180
The bird is

3586
02:36:11,180 --> 02:36:11,800
shooting us now.

3587
02:36:12,580 --> 02:36:13,220
That's a Bobby

3588
02:36:13,220 --> 02:36:13,840
that was on the

3589
02:36:13,840 --> 02:36:14,120
beat.

3590
02:36:14,700 --> 02:36:15,480
Turns out he's not

3591
02:36:15,480 --> 02:36:15,980
going to be beating

3592
02:36:15,980 --> 02:36:16,680
much anymore.

3593
02:36:18,080 --> 02:36:18,900
He'll be beating

3594
02:36:18,900 --> 02:36:20,040
himself after that.

3595
02:36:21,100 --> 02:36:21,800
In hell.

3596
02:36:22,360 --> 02:36:23,000
Hopefully the bird

3597
02:36:23,000 --> 02:36:23,720
gets into the car.

3598
02:36:23,820 --> 02:36:24,920
Get into the car.

3599
02:36:25,040 --> 02:36:25,700
We are dressed.

3600
02:36:25,780 --> 02:36:26,380
You're not dressed

3601
02:36:26,380 --> 02:36:27,220
for this at all.

3602
02:36:28,460 --> 02:36:28,940
She should be

3603
02:36:28,940 --> 02:36:29,860
wearing tack gear.

3604
02:36:31,200 --> 02:36:32,420
Not tacky gear.

3605
02:36:32,420 --> 02:36:32,420
Get back here.

3606
02:36:32,420 --> 02:36:34,420
Get back here.

3607
02:36:34,420 --> 02:36:38,820
Lovely stuff.

3608
02:36:40,180 --> 02:36:41,200
She had a tactical

3609
02:36:41,200 --> 02:36:41,980
skirt on.

3610
02:36:44,840 --> 02:36:45,980
And now I think

3611
02:36:45,980 --> 02:36:46,780
the fucking front

3612
02:36:46,780 --> 02:36:47,440
tire of this

3613
02:36:47,440 --> 02:36:48,320
motor is gone

3614
02:36:48,320 --> 02:36:48,940
as well.

3615
02:36:49,880 --> 02:36:50,500
Fuck.

3616
02:36:51,760 --> 02:36:52,320
You can't,

3617
02:36:52,320 --> 02:36:53,400
you can't move

3618
02:36:53,400 --> 02:36:54,420
in this town

3619
02:36:54,420 --> 02:36:55,460
without getting

3620
02:36:55,460 --> 02:36:55,780
done.

3621
02:36:55,780 --> 02:37:07,340
Bastards.

3622
02:37:11,980 --> 02:37:13,020
Which is what I hate.

3623
02:37:13,180 --> 02:37:14,220
I need to show,

3624
02:37:14,340 --> 02:37:14,800
I need to

3625
02:37:14,800 --> 02:37:15,840
put you through

3626
02:37:15,840 --> 02:37:16,620
the pain of this.

3627
02:37:17,980 --> 02:37:18,340
This.

3628
02:37:18,340 --> 02:37:28,360
get that on screen.

3629
02:37:28,480 --> 02:37:29,760
I fucking hate this.

3630
02:37:39,100 --> 02:37:40,200
This is hell now.

3631
02:37:40,280 --> 02:37:41,220
I'm about to show you hell.

3632
02:37:46,900 --> 02:37:48,660
Why don't you just play

3633
02:37:48,660 --> 02:37:50,000
adverts?

3634
02:37:52,400 --> 02:37:54,060
I'd rather watch adverts.

3635
02:37:54,260 --> 02:37:55,220
Why don't you play adverts?

3636
02:37:55,340 --> 02:37:56,160
Why don't you put on

3637
02:37:56,160 --> 02:37:56,920
a different tune?

3638
02:37:57,160 --> 02:37:58,360
It's been the same tune

3639
02:37:58,360 --> 02:38:01,080
for fucking three years.

3640
02:38:01,720 --> 02:38:02,520
It's annoying.

3641
02:38:03,620 --> 02:38:04,800
It's not even cool.

3642
02:38:05,860 --> 02:38:06,620
You need to make

3643
02:38:06,620 --> 02:38:07,340
a new tune.

3644
02:38:08,820 --> 02:38:10,100
We're paying you the money.

3645
02:38:10,840 --> 02:38:11,840
Make a new tune

3646
02:38:11,840 --> 02:38:12,660
for the programs

3647
02:38:12,660 --> 02:38:13,540
or play ads.

3648
02:38:13,720 --> 02:38:15,460
I'd even watch ads.

3649
02:38:15,460 --> 02:38:17,600
Leave.

3650
02:38:17,600 --> 02:38:47,580
Thank you.

3651
02:38:47,580 --> 02:39:17,560
Thank you.

3652
02:39:17,560 --> 02:39:19,560
Thank you.

3653
02:39:19,560 --> 02:39:21,560
Thank you.

3654
02:39:21,560 --> 02:39:25,080
How long does this go on for?

3655
02:39:25,660 --> 02:39:27,200
How long does this go on for?

3656
02:39:27,200 --> 02:39:52,920
Sorry.

3657
02:39:52,920 --> 02:39:55,640
Get that off.

3658
02:39:58,220 --> 02:39:59,460
It's fucking terrible.

3659
02:40:00,660 --> 02:40:02,120
It's the worst.

3660
02:40:04,260 --> 02:40:05,780
It's the worst.

3661
02:40:07,060 --> 02:40:13,780
They couldn't even advertise programs that you could see during the week.

3662
02:40:13,880 --> 02:40:15,840
They have to put that fucking thing on.

3663
02:40:17,140 --> 02:40:21,480
They could even just write programs resume shortly and then show.

3664
02:40:21,480 --> 02:40:25,620
But that would probably get annoying as well if they showed the same program.

3665
02:40:25,780 --> 02:40:27,680
Just cut to RTE news now.

3666
02:40:28,460 --> 02:40:32,420
In the corner and say ad break programs resume shortly.

3667
02:40:34,160 --> 02:40:34,400
Do you know?

3668
02:40:34,500 --> 02:40:36,640
And these KFC adverts as well.

3669
02:40:37,180 --> 02:40:39,600
Lads, get rid of the fucking KFC adverts.

3670
02:40:39,720 --> 02:40:44,400
No one's buying KFC off of Deliveroo or DoorDash or whatever.

3671
02:40:45,200 --> 02:40:49,160
Glovo or fucking Just Eat or whatever it is that you're using.

3672
02:40:49,280 --> 02:40:57,580
No one's buying that on that because I've tried to buy fast food on those apps before where available.

3673
02:40:58,020 --> 02:41:02,280
And you get the burger or whatever and it's just, it's not, it's cold nearly.

3674
02:41:02,800 --> 02:41:03,080
Do you know?

3675
02:41:04,280 --> 02:41:05,100
Ridiculous stuff.

3676
02:41:06,980 --> 02:41:07,660
Really is.

3677
02:41:09,620 --> 02:41:10,680
Right, back to the game.

3678
02:41:10,760 --> 02:41:11,280
Sorry about that.

3679
02:41:11,360 --> 02:41:15,100
It was a bit of a fucking situation there.

3680
02:41:15,220 --> 02:41:22,980
And it just goes to show you how bad that fucking ident is that it puts me in such a mood, a downer buzz.

3681
02:41:24,520 --> 02:41:30,000
But we're on the fucking right route here to get this top bird to Charlie Jolson.

3682
02:41:35,900 --> 02:41:43,640
I'm not sure if we're going the right way, but the indicator seems to suggest that we are.

3683
02:41:44,900 --> 02:41:46,800
And we can take the next left.

3684
02:41:47,620 --> 02:41:49,660
We should be in the right vicinity.

3685
02:41:52,600 --> 02:41:57,000
The thing is, I'm not sure if we're going to Mayfair here.

3686
02:41:57,060 --> 02:42:00,380
Oh yeah, the buildings are beginning to look a little bit more upmarket now.

3687
02:42:00,680 --> 02:42:02,660
I thought we were headed to the Yardies.

3688
02:42:02,820 --> 02:42:05,380
Or maybe we drop her off and then I go to the Yardies.

3689
02:42:05,380 --> 02:42:10,960
Let's just take these clowns out.

3690
02:42:11,820 --> 02:42:13,880
Let's just save this and take these clowns out.

3691
02:42:22,020 --> 02:42:22,820
Clown school.

3692
02:42:22,820 --> 02:42:43,560
Fucking hell, I need to lean big time.

3693
02:42:44,260 --> 02:42:51,860
When's the bird going to get in the car here?

3694
02:42:51,900 --> 02:42:52,660
She needs to get in the car.

3695
02:42:53,960 --> 02:42:54,340
Come on.

3696
02:42:55,620 --> 02:42:56,200
Come on.

3697
02:42:56,200 --> 02:42:56,200
Come on.

3698
02:43:00,200 --> 02:43:10,560
Turn right.

3699
02:43:10,700 --> 02:43:17,820
We're on the right street.

3700
02:43:18,020 --> 02:43:18,880
Just leave me here, Hannah.

3701
02:43:19,260 --> 02:43:20,680
I'm up to play with the Jolson.

3702
02:43:22,680 --> 02:43:25,200
She's gone in to play with the Jolson, she says.

3703
02:43:25,760 --> 02:43:27,220
I'm just going to take off.

3704
02:43:29,700 --> 02:43:32,100
Is everything going on okay here, Tony?

3705
02:43:32,380 --> 02:43:35,100
Is what you're seeing the way it should be?

3706
02:43:37,500 --> 02:43:38,520
Yeah, it looks right.

3707
02:43:38,580 --> 02:43:39,660
That's what you've done there.

3708
02:43:39,700 --> 02:43:40,860
You've dropped the bird off.

3709
02:43:41,660 --> 02:43:45,660
She's going to go inside and do a little dance routine with Jolson.

3710
02:43:46,280 --> 02:43:51,440
She's going to do a bit of pole dancing inside the Mayfair apartment of Jolson's gaff.

3711
02:43:52,640 --> 02:43:55,600
I think it's time for you to fuck off down the Yardies.

3712
02:43:56,560 --> 02:43:58,540
And see if they've got anything for you.

3713
02:44:00,320 --> 02:44:02,220
Maybe take out the filth as well.

3714
02:44:03,040 --> 02:44:04,700
Right now, they're on your ass, son.

3715
02:44:11,460 --> 02:44:13,360
Not actually sure what the story is here.

3716
02:44:19,540 --> 02:44:20,260
Oh, fuck.

3717
02:44:22,040 --> 02:44:23,500
It's so violent, isn't it?

3718
02:44:25,780 --> 02:44:27,920
It's telling me to go left anyway.

3719
02:44:30,000 --> 02:44:30,520
Oh, yeah.

3720
02:44:30,600 --> 02:44:31,660
Nice bit of speed now.

3721
02:44:37,240 --> 02:44:37,640
Lovely.

3722
02:44:39,400 --> 02:44:42,980
I wonder if we can get a bit of fucking tunage just for this.

3723
02:44:44,020 --> 02:44:46,040
A bit of EastEnders tunage while we move.

3724
02:44:46,100 --> 02:44:50,040
Remember, the bill actually used to be the go-to tune for this sort of stuff.

3725
02:44:50,120 --> 02:44:51,700
So we can get that bill theme going.

3726
02:44:52,300 --> 02:44:53,140
That would be great.

3727
02:44:54,140 --> 02:44:55,240
Bill theme tune.

3728
02:44:55,400 --> 02:44:58,420
Maybe an extended version just to really give it socks.

3729
02:44:59,280 --> 02:45:00,180
Full length theme.

3730
02:45:00,260 --> 02:45:00,760
Yeah, that'll do.

3731
02:45:01,280 --> 02:45:02,180
That'll do nicely.

3732
02:45:02,180 --> 02:45:09,140
That's the littlest hobo.

3733
02:45:09,260 --> 02:45:09,860
I don't want that.

3734
02:45:11,340 --> 02:45:12,380
The littlest hobo.

3735
02:45:20,380 --> 02:45:21,700
Get that going on this.

3736
02:45:23,220 --> 02:45:23,980
There we go.

3737
02:45:29,180 --> 02:45:29,580
Yeah.

3738
02:45:29,580 --> 02:45:29,680
Yeah.

3739
02:45:29,680 --> 02:45:34,400
This is just what we wanted now.

3740
02:45:34,960 --> 02:45:39,460
To be able to get inside the car and move at pace towards the destination.

3741
02:45:40,300 --> 02:45:41,860
Destination Yardyville.

3742
02:45:42,760 --> 02:45:44,600
Me business be Yardy business.

3743
02:45:54,840 --> 02:45:56,440
Which is in Brixton now.

3744
02:45:56,540 --> 02:45:58,080
So we need to go from the city centre.

3745
02:46:00,500 --> 02:46:02,400
And we need to cross one of the bridges.

3746
02:46:05,400 --> 02:46:07,000
Up to the safe.

3747
02:46:09,580 --> 02:46:12,100
I think it's up here and then to the right.

3748
02:46:12,980 --> 02:46:14,140
Fucking tough enough driving.

3749
02:46:23,820 --> 02:46:24,780
You're doing well.

3750
02:46:24,780 --> 02:46:27,160
Keep doing what you're doing son.

3751
02:46:28,780 --> 02:46:30,680
Once you get over that bridge.

3752
02:46:31,900 --> 02:46:33,780
You go to the Yardy's.

3753
02:46:35,640 --> 02:46:37,420
It's going to get a little bit tasty.

3754
02:46:39,000 --> 02:46:40,440
So you need to have your winter bath.

3755
02:46:40,540 --> 02:46:40,800
So.

3756
02:46:41,920 --> 02:46:42,860
Make sure you've got.

3757
02:46:43,860 --> 02:46:45,280
A nice piece as well.

3758
02:46:46,220 --> 02:46:51,280
I'm not talking about that bird with the aris that you just dropped off at Jolson's gaff.

3759
02:46:54,280 --> 02:46:57,620
Time was when we used to skip around these streets.

3760
02:46:59,380 --> 02:47:00,840
No it's all just businesses.

3761
02:47:02,000 --> 02:47:03,120
I'll tell you something else.

3762
02:47:04,300 --> 02:47:05,100
This street here.

3763
02:47:05,740 --> 02:47:08,380
Used to be where we used to ply our train.

3764
02:47:10,380 --> 02:47:11,900
Every weekday around 6.

3765
02:47:11,980 --> 02:47:13,120
We'd go out with a cart.

3766
02:47:13,540 --> 02:47:15,020
And sell some cockles and shells.

3767
02:47:16,680 --> 02:47:18,340
It's all just businesses now.

3768
02:47:18,340 --> 02:47:29,620
Fucking hell.

3769
02:47:29,620 --> 02:47:29,620
Fucking hell.

3770
02:47:34,500 --> 02:47:36,480
You need to get a move on Francis.

3771
02:47:37,480 --> 02:47:38,360
You're fucked son.

3772
02:47:41,800 --> 02:47:42,280
Carnage.

3773
02:47:42,980 --> 02:47:44,060
Proper carnages.

3774
02:47:45,060 --> 02:47:46,640
This is just the way it used to be.

3775
02:47:47,280 --> 02:47:48,760
This is the way it used to be.

3776
02:47:48,760 --> 02:47:55,420
Sorry.

3777
02:47:55,540 --> 02:47:56,500
I don't want that fucking.

3778
02:47:56,600 --> 02:47:57,640
Oh the littlest hobo.

3779
02:47:57,760 --> 02:47:58,420
Never watched it.

3780
02:47:58,480 --> 02:47:58,860
Never even.

3781
02:47:58,980 --> 02:48:00,660
It must have been about a dog or something.

3782
02:48:00,740 --> 02:48:01,220
Look at this.

3783
02:48:01,800 --> 02:48:05,800
Show you what video auto played after the bill came on there.

3784
02:48:05,920 --> 02:48:07,060
This littlest hobo.

3785
02:48:08,880 --> 02:48:09,540
Here it is.

3786
02:48:09,620 --> 02:48:09,760
Look.

3787
02:48:10,120 --> 02:48:10,880
Look at the dog.

3788
02:48:10,960 --> 02:48:11,120
Look.

3789
02:48:12,000 --> 02:48:13,380
He's behind the wheel of a car.

3790
02:48:13,500 --> 02:48:13,680
Is he?

3791
02:48:14,680 --> 02:48:15,300
Never seen.

3792
02:48:15,300 --> 02:48:16,640
I've heard of the littlest hobo.

3793
02:48:16,700 --> 02:48:17,500
Never seen it though.

3794
02:48:17,780 --> 02:48:18,460
Looks hilarious.

3795
02:48:18,460 --> 02:48:20,440
A driving dog.

3796
02:48:21,240 --> 02:48:22,020
Would you believe it?

3797
02:48:22,620 --> 02:48:23,320
Could you believe it?

3798
02:48:23,740 --> 02:48:25,660
Let's just get another Cockney Moods on there.

3799
02:48:25,760 --> 02:48:28,460
Just to really get us into the fucking groove here.

3800
02:48:28,820 --> 02:48:29,680
Hello again guys.

3801
02:48:29,760 --> 02:48:31,280
And welcome to the live stream.

3802
02:48:31,940 --> 02:48:33,360
Today is another day.

3803
02:48:33,580 --> 02:48:33,640
That's a lovely start.

3804
02:48:33,640 --> 02:48:35,280
That I had forgot all about as well.

3805
02:48:35,820 --> 02:48:36,640
Let me just see that again.

3806
02:48:36,720 --> 02:48:36,920
Sorry.

3807
02:48:38,540 --> 02:48:40,340
And resize the fucking frame.

3808
02:48:40,420 --> 02:48:41,500
So it fits to the screen.

3809
02:48:42,300 --> 02:48:43,460
Fit to screen.

3810
02:48:44,660 --> 02:48:45,760
Hopefully that works now.

3811
02:48:46,800 --> 02:48:47,900
Hello again guys.

3812
02:48:47,900 --> 02:48:47,920
Hello again guys.

3813
02:48:47,920 --> 02:48:49,480
And welcome to the live stream.

3814
02:48:50,040 --> 02:48:56,020
Today is another day where you get to enhance your reputation and acting prowess.

3815
02:48:56,020 --> 02:49:11,400
In the Cockney department by watching my latest episode of Cockney Moods.

3816
02:49:11,400 --> 02:49:20,520
The acting workshop which aims to give you the best London experience and education that you, that money can't buy.

3817
02:49:20,520 --> 02:49:31,860
And in this situation now Arthur is going to make up for last time by bringing, with Billy, by bringing Billy to the bowling alley.

3818
02:49:37,300 --> 02:49:54,900
Oi, Oi, why are you still awake? Can you hear me? Why are you still awake? Look at me while talking to you son. I'm scared. Why are you still awake? I was having fucking bad dreams, didn't I?

3819
02:49:55,260 --> 02:50:24,380
Get your shoes on son. We're going to the bowling rink. Alley. Bowling an alley, not a rink. Sorry. Get your shoes on son. We're going to the bowling alley. Nice. Fucking brilliant dad. London. This is fucking London. Do you hear me? This is not Australia. It's not fucking home and away like. Just keep it simple. Fucking bowling. Nice. Nailed it.

3820
02:50:24,380 --> 02:50:53,500
Come on then. Your brother would have loved this. What happened to him anyway? I sold him some gypsies. Nah. Where are you? Before we hit the lanes. My treat to you. You can have anything you want off that menu. Half I should. It's just a wall half I. If you don't fucking choose sake off that fucking menu son. You're going to be joining your fucking brother. Ain't Romania. What a lot of what? I like banana yeah? Banana for the boy yeah?

3821
02:50:53,500 --> 02:51:15,300
Don't take all day. Fucking servicing here is taking fucking 20 years. Finally. Didn't realize you had to go out of fucking Ecuador for it. Aye? You're going to apologize to my boy? Aye? You're going to say sorry to my boy?

3822
02:51:15,300 --> 02:51:27,540
Fucking lucky that we welcome you in this country without being armed son. The sooner Farage is in number fucking 10 the better. We won the fucking world war and the world cut for you. Eat your banana.

3823
02:51:28,420 --> 02:51:48,660
The strings are to fucking poor. Get you that banana. You better enjoy it son. I will. I promise. Why ain't you enjoying that banana? Aye? Aye? Why ain't you enjoying that banana? Aye? Aye? Come on. Let's fucking knock a few pins down. It's time to. It's time to knock a few pins down son.

3824
02:51:48,840 --> 02:52:08,760
Really good. Really good. Really good. Really strong. Yeah. There's your pins son. You got to knock them down. You got to knock each and every one of those little geezers down son. Alright? Give it your best shot.

3825
02:52:08,760 --> 02:52:17,680
While you're doing that. I'm going to have a little nap down by the pins. You better not hit me with that fucking bowling ball or your bread bread son.

3826
02:52:17,740 --> 02:52:22,980
I don't want to hit you off. I might hit you. I'm scared. I might hit you off. You better not hit me. You fucking man.

3827
02:52:22,980 --> 02:52:24,980
*Groans*

3828
02:52:45,780 --> 02:52:50,660
Fucking hell! You did it! Yeah! You fucking did it, son!

3829
02:52:50,660 --> 02:52:51,780
Get you!

3830
02:52:52,740 --> 02:52:53,420
Get you!

3831
02:52:54,280 --> 02:52:55,400
Oi, oi!

3832
02:52:56,540 --> 02:52:57,260
Get you!

3833
02:52:57,560 --> 02:52:58,060
Get you!

3834
02:52:58,700 --> 02:52:59,440
Get you!

3835
02:52:59,920 --> 02:53:00,360
Yes!

3836
02:53:07,360 --> 02:53:11,280
That was the Cockney moods there.

3837
02:53:11,500 --> 02:53:13,380
One of the last moods.

3838
02:53:13,720 --> 02:53:16,060
And there's one more of those to come.

3839
02:53:16,060 --> 02:53:18,900
We just need to get this fucking Yardy mission done and dusted.

3840
02:53:19,780 --> 02:53:21,280
And, um...

3841
02:53:21,280 --> 02:53:23,660
Yeah, there's nothing really more to say.

3842
02:53:23,740 --> 02:53:25,320
It did take a bit of a sinister turn.

3843
02:53:25,580 --> 02:53:27,080
Hopefully, uh...

3844
02:53:27,080 --> 02:53:29,540
That didn't, uh, disturb anyone there who was watching.

3845
02:53:30,420 --> 02:53:33,880
But, uh, right now, it's all about getting to the Yardy's Gaff.

3846
02:53:34,680 --> 02:53:37,160
And I think I saved it somewhere along the way.

3847
02:53:38,100 --> 02:53:39,780
So if I can F3 that...

3848
02:53:44,900 --> 02:53:47,020
Just need to shake these cops off.

3849
02:53:48,900 --> 02:53:52,740
Fucking hell.

3850
02:53:55,240 --> 02:53:57,320
I think it's time to do a bit of leanage as well.

3851
02:53:58,000 --> 02:53:59,060
Can you lean on a car?

3852
02:53:59,120 --> 02:53:59,960
I don't think he can.

3853
02:54:05,200 --> 02:54:06,480
I'm over at the wall here.

3854
02:54:06,540 --> 02:54:07,760
He's not doing all right, great stuff.

3855
02:54:08,020 --> 02:54:09,540
And look at how handy she is.

3856
02:54:11,460 --> 02:54:12,700
She's really fucking handy.

3857
02:54:12,700 --> 02:54:24,140
I don't know what's going on there.

3858
02:54:24,180 --> 02:54:25,260
She's got a glitch or something.

3859
02:54:28,380 --> 02:54:29,680
Yeah, it is a bit weird.

3860
02:54:29,780 --> 02:54:30,920
You can't heal in a car.

3861
02:54:31,920 --> 02:54:34,880
Yet you can heal by standing at the side of a fucking road.

3862
02:54:36,820 --> 02:54:37,860
I tell you this, though.

3863
02:54:37,880 --> 02:54:38,520
Once we're in this,

3864
02:54:38,980 --> 02:54:40,340
we are gonna be fucking...

3865
02:54:40,340 --> 02:54:41,760
Right as rain.

3866
02:54:41,760 --> 02:54:42,640
Come on.

3867
02:54:46,640 --> 02:54:46,740
Come on.

3868
02:54:50,640 --> 02:54:51,640
Come on.

3869
02:54:54,760 --> 02:54:55,320
I'm gonna take...

3870
02:54:56,860 --> 02:54:58,320
Measures...

3871
02:54:59,940 --> 02:55:01,320
To, uh...

3872
02:55:01,320 --> 02:55:02,860
Save the fucking game here.

3873
02:55:02,860 --> 02:55:21,860
*BOOM*

3874
02:55:21,860 --> 02:55:23,860
Kara's getting fucking beat up, okay.

3875
02:55:23,860 --> 02:55:28,860
*BOOM*

3876
02:55:28,860 --> 02:55:30,860
Kara's getting a good job.

3877
02:55:30,860 --> 02:55:32,860
Kara's getting a good job.

3878
02:55:32,860 --> 02:55:37,860
*BOOM*

3879
02:55:37,860 --> 02:55:40,860
I must be going the right way, so...

3880
02:55:40,860 --> 02:55:44,860
I'm just gonna temporarily stop to F1 this.

3881
02:55:44,860 --> 02:55:47,860
*BOOM*

3882
02:55:47,860 --> 02:55:51,860
They're not gonna get me with their restart bullshit.

3883
02:55:51,860 --> 02:55:53,860
Making me fucking restart the whole mission.

3884
02:55:53,860 --> 02:55:56,860
That was one of the most crucifying aspects of this game.

3885
02:55:56,860 --> 02:55:58,860
*BOOM*

3886
02:55:58,860 --> 02:55:59,860
Very, very...

3887
02:55:59,860 --> 02:56:04,860
hard to play this game, and you know that you're gonna go right back to the fucking beginning.

3888
02:56:04,860 --> 02:56:05,860
*BOOM*

3889
02:56:05,860 --> 02:56:10,860
I'd nearly reload the state there just so I don't hit that lamppost, but fuck it.

3890
02:56:10,860 --> 02:56:14,860
*BOOM*

3891
02:56:14,860 --> 02:56:16,860
*BOOM*

3892
02:56:16,860 --> 02:56:22,860
But a very, very highly anticipated here now about this, uh, yardy trip.

3893
02:56:22,860 --> 02:56:23,860
*BOOM*

3894
02:56:23,860 --> 02:56:24,860
Really hyped about it.

3895
02:56:24,860 --> 02:56:25,860
*BOOM*

3896
02:56:25,860 --> 02:56:26,860
And it's gonna be great.

3897
02:56:26,860 --> 02:56:35,860
As far as I can remember, you do end up in a kind of a slummy, grimy urban house, crack den.

3898
02:56:35,860 --> 02:56:38,860
And they're cooking up all sorts and they're growing weed.

3899
02:56:38,860 --> 02:56:39,860
*BOOM*

3900
02:56:39,860 --> 02:56:44,860
And they've got fucking, uh, crack cocaine.

3901
02:56:44,860 --> 02:56:46,860
Which they're manufacturing.

3902
02:56:46,860 --> 02:56:49,860
They've got the whole Breaking Bad set up going.

3903
02:56:49,860 --> 02:56:50,860
*BOOM*

3904
02:56:50,860 --> 02:56:51,860
Even though they, they made...

3905
02:56:51,860 --> 02:56:52,860
*BOOM*

3906
02:56:52,860 --> 02:56:53,860
*BOOM*

3907
02:56:53,860 --> 02:56:54,860
*BOOM*

3908
02:56:54,860 --> 02:56:56,880
a little science lab going in this one.

3909
02:56:59,660 --> 02:57:02,180
Of course, now, if you watch the Farage

3910
02:57:02,180 --> 02:57:05,000
or the GB News or whatever,

3911
02:57:05,140 --> 02:57:06,160
they're telling you it's all

3912
02:57:06,160 --> 02:57:10,060
either Vietnamese gangs or

3913
02:57:10,060 --> 02:57:13,160
Albanians.

3914
02:57:13,940 --> 02:57:15,920
It's Albanians now that are running

3915
02:57:15,920 --> 02:57:17,940
the shop over yonder.

3916
02:57:21,980 --> 02:57:23,340
And we haven't...

3917
02:57:23,340 --> 02:57:25,680
Another thing is I wanted to check in with Farage

3918
02:57:25,680 --> 02:57:29,620
because there was a few road shows that he does.

3919
02:57:30,880 --> 02:57:32,840
And I wanted to show you a clip

3920
02:57:32,840 --> 02:57:35,180
where it cuts to the audience of the people

3921
02:57:35,180 --> 02:57:36,220
in these road shows.

3922
02:57:37,120 --> 02:57:40,100
And some of the faces they were making at Farage,

3923
02:57:40,200 --> 02:57:41,340
like there was some real...

3924
02:57:42,340 --> 02:57:44,540
real beautiful faces

3925
02:57:44,540 --> 02:57:46,820
in the mix.

3926
02:57:48,000 --> 02:57:50,780
And Farage is kind of Alan Partridge.

3927
02:57:51,820 --> 02:57:53,700
Esk.

3928
02:57:54,160 --> 02:57:56,240
In the way he talks to his guests.

3929
02:57:56,240 --> 02:58:00,360
And the little talking pints thing that he does as well.

3930
02:58:01,640 --> 02:58:02,160
It's like...

3931
02:58:02,160 --> 02:58:04,980
It wouldn't even be in an Alan Partridge thing.

3932
02:58:05,160 --> 02:58:06,380
It's beyond it.

3933
02:58:07,500 --> 02:58:10,840
And there's another guy on GB News, a Scottish fella.

3934
02:58:11,340 --> 02:58:15,160
GB News is a fucking goldmine of just daft shite.

3935
02:58:16,160 --> 02:58:20,780
I really hope there's going to be an Irish news kind of counterpart.

3936
02:58:20,780 --> 02:58:29,880
A kind of Irish news that goes against the RTE TV3, the establishment media.

3937
02:58:30,320 --> 02:58:37,920
And then provides us with a brand new font, a fountain, a treasure trove of just crap.

3938
02:58:38,780 --> 02:58:42,020
And funny and hilarious televisual moments.

3939
02:58:42,360 --> 02:58:47,600
But it might be a long way off because they do have more money over there, you know, to spend it shite.

3940
02:58:47,700 --> 02:58:49,580
And they do spend it on shite.

3941
02:58:50,200 --> 02:58:57,300
Some of the adverts for Christmas that they have out in the UK are just fucking ridiculous, man.

3942
02:58:57,620 --> 02:58:59,120
Just such...

3943
02:58:59,120 --> 02:59:01,120
Mawkish...

3944
02:59:01,120 --> 02:59:02,120
Clawing...

3945
02:59:03,540 --> 02:59:05,120
Emotional...

3946
02:59:05,120 --> 02:59:06,700
Nostalgic bullshit.

3947
02:59:06,980 --> 02:59:08,120
Just real...

3948
02:59:08,120 --> 02:59:10,960
Real sick shit.

3949
02:59:12,420 --> 02:59:14,080
You know, and it's just all money.

3950
02:59:14,480 --> 02:59:16,280
Making money is at the heart of it all.

3951
02:59:16,340 --> 02:59:17,200
There's no...

3952
02:59:17,200 --> 02:59:19,500
It's not sincere in the slightest, you know?

3953
02:59:20,140 --> 02:59:23,460
And it's always like a Lily Allen version of a song.

3954
02:59:24,800 --> 02:59:28,720
That's like slowed down with a piano and a fucking ukulele or something.

3955
02:59:29,520 --> 02:59:32,220
Like, he set the standard with that song.

3956
02:59:32,420 --> 02:59:35,780
And now every year they've got one of those stupid fucking songs.

3957
02:59:35,920 --> 02:59:40,240
It's a redo of a song that was big ten years ago.

3958
02:59:40,320 --> 02:59:44,280
But they've done it with a slow melodic piano and a fucking...

3959
02:59:44,280 --> 02:59:52,020
And it's always an advert about a fucking puppet that, you know, is ill and needs saving

3960
02:59:52,020 --> 02:59:55,700
and has one last Christmas on the moon with its fucking uncle.

3961
02:59:56,820 --> 02:59:59,700
And Lily Allen's just singing Shite by...

3962
02:59:59,700 --> 03:00:00,920
A song by Keane.

3963
03:00:02,040 --> 03:00:02,920
And, uh...

3964
03:00:02,920 --> 03:00:04,200
Ugh.

3965
03:00:04,380 --> 03:00:06,400
And at the end there's some shit message about it.

3966
03:00:06,500 --> 03:00:08,080
And it's...

3967
03:00:08,080 --> 03:00:09,320
It's terrible.

3968
03:00:09,460 --> 03:00:10,660
But how did I get onto that again?

3969
03:00:10,740 --> 03:00:11,460
Oh yeah, just...

3970
03:00:11,460 --> 03:00:13,920
The amount of money they have to throw at shit...

3971
03:00:14,780 --> 03:00:16,200
Over there.

3972
03:00:17,200 --> 03:00:21,380
You know, I'm kind of hoping for an Irish news channel that goes against the establishment.

3973
03:00:21,380 --> 03:00:27,000
But it's probably a boon to us that we don't have endless amounts of capital.

3974
03:00:27,940 --> 03:00:32,040
Because it would end up being thrown at fucking dystopian programming.

3975
03:00:32,820 --> 03:00:33,260
That, uh...

3976
03:00:33,260 --> 03:00:34,940
The only way, like...

3977
03:00:34,940 --> 03:00:39,600
The only way you can actually get on board with the GB news is to accept it's...

3978
03:00:39,600 --> 03:00:41,680
It's absolutely shite and just laugh at it.

3979
03:00:42,460 --> 03:00:43,020
And, uh...

3980
03:00:43,020 --> 03:00:48,700
There's a guy, a Scottish fella, Neil Oliver, I think his name is, who did the series Coast.

3981
03:00:49,460 --> 03:00:51,660
And he's like a fucking...

3982
03:00:51,660 --> 03:00:56,020
A bohemian, long-haired, kind of, uh...

3983
03:00:56,020 --> 03:00:57,020
Cravat-wearing...

3984
03:00:58,280 --> 03:01:01,160
Soft-spoken but hard opinion man.

3985
03:01:01,760 --> 03:01:07,160
And he lays down the law every day on GB News about, uh...

3986
03:01:07,160 --> 03:01:08,840
Where society's gone wrong.

3987
03:01:09,960 --> 03:01:10,960
And, uh...

3988
03:01:10,960 --> 03:01:12,940
I don't know why he's doing it.

3989
03:01:12,940 --> 03:01:15,860
Because he just used to do history programs, you know.

3990
03:01:17,380 --> 03:01:17,880
That's...

3991
03:01:17,880 --> 03:01:18,900
That's his stable.

3992
03:01:19,200 --> 03:01:21,360
I don't know why he made the move...

3993
03:01:21,360 --> 03:01:23,380
Into fucking polemics every day.

3994
03:01:23,940 --> 03:01:25,620
About what's going on in society.

3995
03:01:27,200 --> 03:01:29,180
He was a Visit Scotland merchant.

3996
03:01:29,560 --> 03:01:30,640
And now he's just...

3997
03:01:30,640 --> 03:01:32,060
Everything's fucked merchant.

3998
03:01:32,400 --> 03:01:33,840
In a Scottish accent.

3999
03:01:34,760 --> 03:01:35,060
Uh...

4000
03:01:35,060 --> 03:01:35,820
But it does...

4001
03:01:35,820 --> 03:01:36,920
It does numbers, man.

4002
03:01:36,940 --> 03:01:38,660
It does fucking sick numbers.

4003
03:01:38,940 --> 03:01:40,060
And, uh...

4004
03:01:40,060 --> 03:01:41,540
Let's just do the number on this.

4005
03:01:41,660 --> 03:01:42,940
The number being F1.

4006
03:01:43,940 --> 03:01:44,880
There we go.

4007
03:01:44,960 --> 03:01:45,620
We can F1.

4008
03:01:45,700 --> 03:01:46,420
That's save what?

4009
03:01:47,360 --> 03:01:47,680
Uh...

4010
03:01:47,680 --> 03:01:48,460
So, I mean...

4011
03:01:48,460 --> 03:01:49,900
It doesn't really matter, does it?

4012
03:01:50,560 --> 03:01:51,560
Uh...

4013
03:01:51,560 --> 03:01:55,600
The interesting thing about GB News is the selection that they have.

4014
03:01:55,620 --> 03:01:57,240
They have a madcap selection.

4015
03:01:57,380 --> 03:01:57,920
It's a real...

4016
03:01:57,920 --> 03:02:00,920
Like, at any time of day, you get a real fucking madcap...

4017
03:02:01,760 --> 03:02:03,800
Scenario going on.

4018
03:02:03,860 --> 03:02:04,920
That you'd be like...

4019
03:02:04,920 --> 03:02:05,460
I thought this...

4020
03:02:05,460 --> 03:02:08,700
Is this TV from fucking 1993 or something?

4021
03:02:08,780 --> 03:02:10,000
Because it's just...

4022
03:02:10,000 --> 03:02:11,320
Really kind of crap.

4023
03:02:12,020 --> 03:02:12,960
And, uh...

4024
03:02:12,960 --> 03:02:14,760
The same adverts on.

4025
03:02:15,060 --> 03:02:15,480
And, uh...

4026
03:02:15,480 --> 03:02:16,060
They had...

4027
03:02:16,060 --> 03:02:19,120
They had fucking What's-Her-Face, who was leader up north.

4028
03:02:20,180 --> 03:02:20,420
Uh...

4029
03:02:20,420 --> 03:02:20,780
Our...

4030
03:02:20,780 --> 03:02:23,620
Arlene Foster has her own fucking show on it.

4031
03:02:24,800 --> 03:02:26,860
But, I mean, it's some setup.

4032
03:02:27,120 --> 03:02:28,280
It's some lineup.

4033
03:02:28,600 --> 03:02:28,880
Do you know?

4034
03:02:29,200 --> 03:02:32,580
It's like a pure unintentional comedy lineup.

4035
03:02:33,360 --> 03:02:34,340
It's great comedy.

4036
03:02:34,340 --> 03:02:37,600
As we found out when we watched that Farage show from Amsterdam.

4037
03:02:39,140 --> 03:02:41,520
Unbelievable technical fuck-ups in it.

4038
03:02:41,660 --> 03:02:42,340
Which was just...

4039
03:02:43,300 --> 03:02:45,140
Beautiful to see.

4040
03:02:45,700 --> 03:02:46,340
Uh...

4041
03:02:46,340 --> 03:02:52,640
So you'd have Arlene Foster on, and then there'd be like a fucking Richard and Judy light.

4042
03:02:53,300 --> 03:02:53,340
They've got...

4043
03:02:54,480 --> 03:02:55,040
Uh...

4044
03:02:55,040 --> 03:02:56,340
Neil Oliver going...

4045
03:02:57,500 --> 03:03:00,920
The way in which society has gone.

4046
03:03:01,280 --> 03:03:04,520
It's not the world that I grew up in.

4047
03:03:04,960 --> 03:03:05,800
Far from it.

4048
03:03:06,300 --> 03:03:10,080
Our paymasters want to turn us into cabbages.

4049
03:03:10,820 --> 03:03:17,120
They'd more than likely sit and inject us full of experimental vaccines every day.

4050
03:03:17,440 --> 03:03:21,340
Instead of actually giving our children a decent education.

4051
03:03:21,340 --> 03:03:28,780
Why is it, Mr. Governor, that you laugh while the children scream at night?

4052
03:03:29,520 --> 03:03:33,260
It's not because you want us to live in a just society.

4053
03:03:33,780 --> 03:03:37,600
It's because you want us to live in a...

4054
03:03:37,600 --> 03:03:42,200
I can't even finish the bullshit sentence, but...

4055
03:03:42,200 --> 03:03:44,360
He goes off on one every day like that.

4056
03:03:44,800 --> 03:03:46,360
And it's insane.

4057
03:03:46,640 --> 03:03:47,920
It's like, how...

4058
03:03:47,920 --> 03:03:51,180
Have you not changed your fucking tune, Oliver, today?

4059
03:03:51,340 --> 03:03:53,780
You were on that buzz yesterday and the day before.

4060
03:03:54,720 --> 03:03:59,480
Have a fucking can of Coke and chill out outside for a bit.

4061
03:03:59,960 --> 03:04:01,640
And come back in after ten minutes.

4062
03:04:02,200 --> 03:04:03,580
I know that you'll be happy.

4063
03:04:04,280 --> 03:04:05,400
But, uh, he doesn't.

4064
03:04:05,480 --> 03:04:05,960
He doesn't.

4065
03:04:06,020 --> 03:04:07,180
He just fucking...

4066
03:04:07,180 --> 03:04:08,840
He lives to give out stink.

4067
03:04:10,540 --> 03:04:10,980
And...

4068
03:04:10,980 --> 03:04:14,220
Arlene Foster, she's kind of more chilled out, but it's like,

4069
03:04:14,520 --> 03:04:16,300
What are you doing on telly, woman?

4070
03:04:16,940 --> 03:04:17,620
And that's not...

4071
03:04:17,620 --> 03:04:18,940
Sorry, that sounds misogynistic.

4072
03:04:19,220 --> 03:04:19,860
I actually...

4073
03:04:19,860 --> 03:04:21,400
She just happens to be a woman.

4074
03:04:21,780 --> 03:04:22,900
But I should have said,

4075
03:04:23,280 --> 03:04:25,600
What are you doing on telly, politician?

4076
03:04:26,100 --> 03:04:27,380
You should be in politics.

4077
03:04:27,540 --> 03:04:30,520
You shouldn't be presenting a fucking show about

4078
03:04:30,520 --> 03:04:33,060
what's going on in the country,

4079
03:04:33,180 --> 03:04:35,060
going, you know, up and down around the country.

4080
03:04:35,060 --> 03:04:38,320
But I think it's just an exercise in representation

4081
03:04:38,320 --> 03:04:41,640
that they're...

4082
03:04:41,640 --> 03:04:43,000
Funnily enough, they're not really...

4083
03:04:43,000 --> 03:04:45,200
They're anti-woke in their stance,

4084
03:04:45,200 --> 03:04:51,780
yet they have a bizarre stable of presenters and contributors.

4085
03:04:52,780 --> 03:04:54,640
That it's...

4086
03:04:54,640 --> 03:04:55,560
I don't know what it is.

4087
03:04:55,720 --> 03:04:57,020
I mean, it's woke, I suppose,

4088
03:04:57,100 --> 03:05:00,160
because they've all colours and creeds going on,

4089
03:05:00,220 --> 03:05:03,940
but they don't really have any quality filter,

4090
03:05:04,080 --> 03:05:07,400
so you get Arlene Foster fucking presenting the news.

4091
03:05:07,960 --> 03:05:08,500
And it's like,

4092
03:05:08,920 --> 03:05:10,960
he should just be doing politics, like, you know,

4093
03:05:11,020 --> 03:05:14,300
and maybe get a newsreader to do the fucking news bits, you know?

4094
03:05:15,660 --> 03:05:17,460
But that said,

4095
03:05:17,600 --> 03:05:21,860
it's a hilarious bit of viewing.

4096
03:05:22,020 --> 03:05:23,180
Any time of day,

4097
03:05:23,320 --> 03:05:26,360
you're more than likely to come across something funny on there.

4098
03:05:26,500 --> 03:05:27,620
And Farage being

4099
03:05:27,620 --> 03:05:32,400
probably the funniest fucking show on telly at times,

4100
03:05:32,660 --> 03:05:32,940
do you know?

4101
03:05:33,160 --> 03:05:35,940
I'm not going to say it's always funny or anything like that,

4102
03:05:36,260 --> 03:05:37,900
because there's a lot of boring shit in it,

4103
03:05:37,960 --> 03:05:40,520
but talking pints, do you know?

4104
03:05:40,520 --> 03:05:41,680
A segment where

4105
03:05:41,680 --> 03:05:44,580
literally just having a pint with someone

4106
03:05:44,580 --> 03:05:46,040
talking shit for ten minutes,

4107
03:05:47,040 --> 03:05:47,520
and, uh,

4108
03:05:47,920 --> 03:05:49,840
just to kind of show off his

4109
03:05:49,840 --> 03:05:53,140
legit Brit credentials, you know?

4110
03:05:53,520 --> 03:05:53,800
Uh,

4111
03:05:54,140 --> 03:05:55,560
it's always a pint of bitter.

4112
03:05:56,500 --> 03:05:57,040
And a,

4113
03:05:57,040 --> 03:05:59,120
and a strong chat,

4114
03:05:59,220 --> 03:06:00,140
where he says, you know,

4115
03:06:00,180 --> 03:06:01,680
we, we might always disagree,

4116
03:06:02,080 --> 03:06:03,500
but we do it in a gentle,

4117
03:06:03,620 --> 03:06:04,400
we do it in a,

4118
03:06:04,400 --> 03:06:06,060
in a civilised fashion.

4119
03:06:06,660 --> 03:06:07,600
I don't know what I'm doing here.

4120
03:06:07,640 --> 03:06:08,620
I need to fucking save the game.

4121
03:06:08,620 --> 03:06:10,880
I'm going to get whacked by a fucking Yardie in a minute.

4122
03:06:11,740 --> 03:06:13,000
Let me just have a look here now.

4123
03:06:13,960 --> 03:06:14,280
Continue.

4124
03:06:14,280 --> 03:06:17,660
I want to save the game in case I save it just before I get whacked,

4125
03:06:17,740 --> 03:06:18,880
and then I'm soft blocked.

4126
03:06:20,160 --> 03:06:23,420
Maybe I could save the state in a different, uh,

4127
03:06:24,480 --> 03:06:27,800
in a different fucking scenario.

4128
03:06:31,740 --> 03:06:32,740
Save the state in a different scenario.

4129
03:06:32,940 --> 03:06:34,300
Save it in a different slot.

4130
03:06:34,400 --> 03:06:35,040
Slot one.

4131
03:06:35,220 --> 03:06:35,360
Yeah.

4132
03:06:35,740 --> 03:06:36,140
Yeah.

4133
03:06:40,420 --> 03:06:40,900
Continue.

4134
03:06:41,740 --> 03:06:44,760
I'm getting fucking trunched here by Donald Trunch.

4135
03:06:45,200 --> 03:06:45,840
Fuck yeah.

4136
03:06:46,720 --> 03:06:48,660
See, if I reloaded that state there,

4137
03:06:49,380 --> 03:06:52,400
what would it do?

4138
03:06:52,520 --> 03:06:54,820
Would it, would it, would I be softlocked into oblivion?

4139
03:06:59,320 --> 03:07:00,320
Load state.

4140
03:07:00,320 --> 03:07:01,300
Load slot one.

4141
03:07:03,140 --> 03:07:04,640
How do I get up from this?

4142
03:07:04,700 --> 03:07:04,920
Look,

4143
03:07:05,500 --> 03:07:07,760
I'm crouched and I'm getting trunchened.

4144
03:07:07,880 --> 03:07:10,200
I've definitely softlocked myself here in,

4145
03:07:10,200 --> 03:07:10,860
in a way.

4146
03:07:12,440 --> 03:07:13,040
This is,

4147
03:07:13,120 --> 03:07:15,420
this will be a miraculous recovery now if it,

4148
03:07:15,420 --> 03:07:16,280
if it comes through.

4149
03:07:17,280 --> 03:07:20,580
I just went for a hug.

4150
03:07:20,580 --> 03:07:21,920
A hug and a kiss.

4151
03:07:23,860 --> 03:07:25,020
Man with gun,

4152
03:07:25,020 --> 03:07:26,140
in a city.

4153
03:07:31,420 --> 03:07:32,660
Donald Trunch.

4154
03:07:34,120 --> 03:07:37,260
This is really going to be a gaming masterstroke

4155
03:07:37,260 --> 03:07:38,380
if I manage to get away,

4156
03:07:38,600 --> 03:07:39,200
out of this.

4157
03:07:42,200 --> 03:07:43,340
Oh, fuck.

4158
03:07:45,340 --> 03:07:46,920
Oh, right.

4159
03:07:48,020 --> 03:07:48,520
No bother.

4160
03:07:49,320 --> 03:07:51,580
We just go to our previous save state.

4161
03:07:55,620 --> 03:07:57,800
Load that slot zero.

4162
03:08:01,940 --> 03:08:03,420
And we're in the Lexus here.

4163
03:08:03,420 --> 03:08:06,980
I think I remember I just started talking about GB news here.

4164
03:08:07,840 --> 03:08:09,640
God knows if, uh,

4165
03:08:10,500 --> 03:08:12,400
I'm, I'm going the right way or what.

4166
03:08:12,400 --> 03:08:17,840
Nice Lexus coupe here,

4167
03:08:17,920 --> 03:08:20,700
but it's fucking screaming out for attention.

4168
03:08:21,560 --> 03:08:24,000
It really wants some mechanical attention.

4169
03:08:24,320 --> 03:08:25,320
It's not going to get it.

4170
03:08:27,840 --> 03:08:28,520
But, uh,

4171
03:08:28,600 --> 03:08:30,700
having talked about GB news,

4172
03:08:30,860 --> 03:08:32,740
I think it really feels like time

4173
03:08:32,740 --> 03:08:34,380
to get on the GB news buzz

4174
03:08:34,380 --> 03:08:36,640
whilst playing this game

4175
03:08:36,640 --> 03:08:39,220
just to really max out the Brexit here bullshit.

4176
03:08:40,220 --> 03:08:41,120
Brexit Billy.

4177
03:08:42,380 --> 03:08:42,680
Fuck.

4178
03:08:50,820 --> 03:08:52,180
What a Farage.

4179
03:08:52,300 --> 03:08:52,940
Fucking hell.

4180
03:08:53,580 --> 03:08:54,280
It's, uh,

4181
03:08:55,660 --> 03:08:56,940
perfect for this game.

4182
03:08:58,620 --> 03:08:59,160
Oh yeah,

4183
03:08:59,180 --> 03:09:00,500
the Albanian gangs.

4184
03:09:00,740 --> 03:09:03,060
That's why I got onto the whole Farage buzz.

4185
03:09:03,240 --> 03:09:07,020
Because he is obsessed with the Albanian boys.

4186
03:09:10,100 --> 03:09:10,800
And, uh,

4187
03:09:10,800 --> 03:09:11,440
but in fairness,

4188
03:09:11,580 --> 03:09:11,780
there's,

4189
03:09:12,020 --> 03:09:12,840
well,

4190
03:09:12,980 --> 03:09:13,760
I say in fairness,

4191
03:09:13,880 --> 03:09:15,300
but is there anyone else fucking

4192
03:09:15,300 --> 03:09:16,660
going on about it?

4193
03:09:16,700 --> 03:09:18,640
But I suppose it's media analysis

4194
03:09:18,640 --> 03:09:20,400
and story selection

4195
03:09:20,400 --> 03:09:23,260
and the amplification of certain stories.

4196
03:09:23,400 --> 03:09:25,960
Do they warrant so much attention?

4197
03:09:26,460 --> 03:09:27,860
I suppose their, uh,

4198
03:09:28,740 --> 03:09:29,880
raison d'etre

4199
03:09:29,880 --> 03:09:31,240
would be that

4200
03:09:31,240 --> 03:09:32,620
nobody else is cover,

4201
03:09:32,740 --> 03:09:34,740
is giving it any fucking, uh, coverage.

4202
03:09:34,860 --> 03:09:36,700
But I seen it on the fucking main,

4203
03:09:36,820 --> 03:09:37,760
mainstream news

4204
03:09:37,760 --> 03:09:38,280
that they'd have,

4205
03:09:38,360 --> 03:09:39,440
like BBC or ITV

4206
03:09:39,440 --> 03:09:40,140
that they covered it.

4207
03:09:40,320 --> 03:09:42,180
But Baraj likes to have,

4208
03:09:42,260 --> 03:09:43,900
he has an Albanian clock,

4209
03:09:44,420 --> 03:09:44,460
an,

4210
03:09:44,460 --> 03:09:46,080
an Albanian alarm clock

4211
03:09:46,080 --> 03:09:47,320
that goes off

4212
03:09:47,320 --> 03:09:48,140
at a certain time

4213
03:09:48,140 --> 03:09:48,700
and it's like,

4214
03:09:49,040 --> 03:09:50,740
time to talk about Albanians

4215
03:09:50,740 --> 03:09:51,640
for another ten minutes.

4216
03:09:52,880 --> 03:09:53,920
Crazy bit of business,

4217
03:09:54,040 --> 03:09:55,000
those Albanian boys.

4218
03:09:55,140 --> 03:09:55,320
They're,

4219
03:09:55,400 --> 03:09:57,960
they're doing fucking mad work

4220
03:09:57,960 --> 03:09:59,040
over in, uh,

4221
03:09:59,040 --> 03:09:59,740
England, like.

4222
03:10:01,080 --> 03:10:01,880
Crazy scene.

4223
03:10:02,000 --> 03:10:02,480
You'd wonder,

4224
03:10:02,620 --> 03:10:03,540
are they in Ireland as well?

4225
03:10:03,600 --> 03:10:04,560
Are they doing mad work

4226
03:10:04,560 --> 03:10:05,760
over in Ireland as well?

4227
03:10:05,800 --> 03:10:06,620
Or what's the story?

4228
03:10:06,700 --> 03:10:07,420
Apparently they're,

4229
03:10:08,340 --> 03:10:08,960
they've, like,

4230
03:10:09,060 --> 03:10:10,280
homes set up for them

4231
03:10:10,280 --> 03:10:11,800
as soon as they arrive and shit

4232
03:10:11,800 --> 03:10:12,740
and they're straightened

4233
03:10:12,740 --> 03:10:13,800
to fucking grow houses

4234
03:10:13,800 --> 03:10:14,600
and, uh,

4235
03:10:15,620 --> 03:10:16,760
you know,

4236
03:10:16,840 --> 03:10:17,040
they're,

4237
03:10:17,120 --> 03:10:18,480
they're the cartel over there.

4238
03:10:18,560 --> 03:10:18,720
They're,

4239
03:10:18,860 --> 03:10:19,480
it's not

4240
03:10:19,480 --> 03:10:21,380
anyone else,

4241
03:10:21,460 --> 03:10:21,640
like,

4242
03:10:21,660 --> 03:10:22,860
it's not a homegrown affair.

4243
03:10:22,860 --> 03:10:23,120
like.

4244
03:10:34,580 --> 03:10:34,940
Now,

4245
03:10:35,000 --> 03:10:36,040
I keep on getting told

4246
03:10:36,040 --> 03:10:37,120
to go left and right

4247
03:10:37,120 --> 03:10:38,140
and it seems like

4248
03:10:38,140 --> 03:10:39,080
I'm going the wrong way

4249
03:10:39,080 --> 03:10:39,860
and then it seems like

4250
03:10:39,860 --> 03:10:40,700
I'm going the right way.

4251
03:10:40,700 --> 03:10:50,680
MP, MP is gone.

4252
03:10:50,880 --> 03:10:51,680
We are on the same.

4253
03:10:54,480 --> 03:10:54,880
Okay,

4254
03:10:54,940 --> 03:10:55,320
we've got,

4255
03:10:55,440 --> 03:10:55,540
we,

4256
03:10:55,700 --> 03:10:56,640
I think we lost

4257
03:10:56,640 --> 03:10:57,460
the filth there.

4258
03:11:00,580 --> 03:11:01,540
Might be time to

4259
03:11:01,540 --> 03:11:02,620
change motor.

4260
03:11:03,340 --> 03:11:04,160
Get into one of these

4261
03:11:04,160 --> 03:11:04,700
yokes here.

4262
03:11:04,700 --> 03:11:12,020
got a bit of poke to it.

4263
03:11:16,620 --> 03:11:17,620
There's the yardies.

4264
03:11:17,620 --> 03:11:17,620
There's the yardies.

4265
03:11:20,420 --> 03:11:30,980
nice bit of drive in this.

4266
03:11:32,560 --> 03:11:33,760
Just going to F1 this

4267
03:11:33,760 --> 03:11:34,620
before this car

4268
03:11:34,620 --> 03:11:35,600
fucking goes straight

4269
03:11:35,600 --> 03:11:36,060
into me.

4270
03:11:37,280 --> 03:11:37,900
F1.

4271
03:11:41,900 --> 03:11:48,360
got the stingers up here.

4272
03:11:49,160 --> 03:11:49,640
Ring sting.

4273
03:11:56,640 --> 03:11:58,080
And it's getting a little bit

4274
03:11:58,080 --> 03:11:58,980
grimy now.

4275
03:12:00,300 --> 03:12:02,000
We could be near enough.

4276
03:12:04,200 --> 03:12:05,040
Yardy vision.

4277
03:12:09,040 --> 03:12:10,080
The motor is fucking

4278
03:12:10,080 --> 03:12:10,920
bandjacks though.

4279
03:12:25,500 --> 03:12:26,420
I don't know if this

4280
03:12:26,420 --> 03:12:27,100
is the right way.

4281
03:12:29,740 --> 03:12:30,740
You can hear the,

4282
03:12:30,740 --> 03:12:31,740
the yardies chatting

4283
03:12:31,740 --> 03:12:32,000
going,

4284
03:12:32,100 --> 03:12:32,260
yo,

4285
03:12:32,440 --> 03:12:32,900
I won't do,

4286
03:12:32,980 --> 03:12:33,740
I'm not going to do

4287
03:12:33,740 --> 03:12:34,640
the accident in case

4288
03:12:34,640 --> 03:12:35,160
it fucking

4289
03:12:35,160 --> 03:12:37,560
lands me in hot water

4290
03:12:37,560 --> 03:12:38,480
even though I'd love

4291
03:12:38,480 --> 03:12:39,080
to be able to

4292
03:12:39,080 --> 03:12:40,040
replicate the accent

4293
03:12:40,040 --> 03:12:40,740
that they're doing.

4294
03:12:43,480 --> 03:12:44,560
I'd love to fucking

4295
03:12:44,560 --> 03:12:45,760
blast off into an

4296
03:12:45,760 --> 03:12:47,240
echo lelic frenzy

4297
03:12:47,240 --> 03:12:48,980
doing yardy-isms

4298
03:12:48,980 --> 03:12:50,240
but it's just gonna

4299
03:12:50,240 --> 03:12:51,780
not work out for me

4300
03:12:51,780 --> 03:12:52,840
in the long run.

4301
03:12:53,400 --> 03:12:54,160
Looks like someone's

4302
03:12:54,160 --> 03:12:54,700
in a hurry.

4303
03:13:00,060 --> 03:13:01,000
Here we go.

4304
03:13:01,000 --> 03:13:12,720
and we'll be back to the next one.

4305
03:13:12,720 --> 03:13:13,940
And we'll be back to the next one.

4306
03:13:13,940 --> 03:13:14,440
And we'll be back to the next one.

4307
03:13:14,440 --> 03:13:15,440
We'll be back to the next one.

4308
03:13:15,440 --> 03:13:16,440
We'll be back to the next one.

4309
03:13:16,440 --> 03:13:17,440
And we'll be back to the next one.

4310
03:13:17,440 --> 03:13:17,940
And we'll be back to the next one.

4311
03:13:17,940 --> 03:13:18,940
And we'll be back to the next one.

4312
03:13:18,940 --> 03:13:19,940
And we'll be back to the next one.

4313
03:13:19,940 --> 03:13:20,940
And we'll be back to the next one.

4314
03:13:20,940 --> 03:13:21,940
And we'll be back to the next one.

4315
03:13:21,940 --> 03:13:22,940
And we'll be back to the next one.

4316
03:13:22,940 --> 03:13:23,940
And we'll be back to the next one.

4317
03:13:23,940 --> 03:13:24,940
And we'll be back to the next one.

4318
03:13:24,940 --> 03:13:25,940
And we'll be back to the next one.

4319
03:13:25,940 --> 03:13:26,940
And we'll be back to the next one.

4320
03:13:26,940 --> 03:13:27,940
And we'll be back to the next one.

4321
03:13:27,940 --> 03:13:28,940
And we'll be back to the next one.

4322
03:13:28,940 --> 03:13:29,940
And we'll be back to the next one.

4323
03:13:29,940 --> 03:13:30,940
And we'll be back to the next one.

4324
03:13:30,940 --> 03:13:31,940
And we'll be back to the next one.

4325
03:13:31,940 --> 03:13:32,940
And we'll be back to the next one.

4326
03:13:32,940 --> 03:13:33,940
And we'll be back to the next one.

4327
03:13:33,940 --> 03:13:34,940
And we'll be back to the next one.

4328
03:13:34,940 --> 03:13:35,940
And we'll be back to the next one.

4329
03:13:35,940 --> 03:13:36,940
And we'll be back to the next one.

4330
03:13:36,940 --> 03:13:37,940
And we'll be back to the next one.

4331
03:13:37,940 --> 03:13:38,940
And we'll be back to the next one.

4332
03:13:38,940 --> 03:13:39,940
And we'll be back to the next one.

4333
03:13:39,940 --> 03:13:40,940
And we'll be back to the next one.

4334
03:13:40,940 --> 03:13:41,940
And we'll be back to the next one.

4335
03:13:41,940 --> 03:13:42,940
And we'll be back to the next one.

4336
03:13:42,940 --> 03:13:43,940
And we'll be back to the next one.

4337
03:13:43,940 --> 03:13:44,940
And we'll be back to the next one.

4338
03:13:44,940 --> 03:13:45,940
And we'll be back to the next one.

4339
03:13:45,940 --> 03:13:46,940
And we'll be back to the next one.

4340
03:13:46,940 --> 03:13:47,940
And we'll be back to the next one.

4341
03:13:47,940 --> 03:13:48,940
And we'll be back to the next one.

4342
03:13:48,940 --> 03:13:49,940
And we'll be back to the next one.

4343
03:13:49,940 --> 03:13:50,940
And we'll be back to the next one.

4344
03:13:50,940 --> 03:13:51,940
And we'll be back to the next one.

4345
03:13:51,940 --> 03:13:52,940
And we'll be back to the next one.

4346
03:13:52,940 --> 03:13:53,940
And we'll be back to the next one.

4347
03:13:53,940 --> 03:13:54,940
And we'll be back to the next one.

4348
03:13:54,940 --> 03:13:55,940
And we'll be back to the next one.

4349
03:13:55,940 --> 03:13:56,940
And we'll be back to the next one.

4350
03:13:56,940 --> 03:13:57,940
And we'll be back to the next one.

4351
03:13:57,940 --> 03:13:58,940
And we'll be back to the next one.

4352
03:13:58,940 --> 03:13:59,940
And we'll be back to the next one.

4353
03:13:59,940 --> 03:14:00,940
And we'll be back to the next one.

4354
03:14:00,940 --> 03:14:25,940
Turn that down a bit.

4355
03:14:25,940 --> 03:14:27,940
Get the F1 going.

4356
03:14:27,940 --> 03:14:34,940
Grimey now.

4357
03:14:34,940 --> 03:14:37,940
Grime times.

4358
03:14:37,940 --> 03:14:43,940
They should have had some reggae on.

4359
03:14:43,940 --> 03:14:45,940
Or some raga.

4360
03:14:45,940 --> 03:14:46,940
Look at these.

4361
03:14:46,940 --> 03:14:48,940
It's a crack house.

4362
03:14:48,940 --> 03:14:56,940
Bottles of whiskey on the floor next to a crappy oven.

4363
03:14:56,940 --> 03:14:57,940
old heater.

4364
03:14:57,940 --> 03:14:59,940
Television static.

4365
03:14:59,940 --> 03:15:03,940
It's a real, real depraved scenario.

4366
03:15:03,940 --> 03:15:05,940
Someone with a cleaver.

4367
03:15:05,940 --> 03:15:06,940
Did you see the crack head?

4368
03:15:06,940 --> 03:15:09,940
The crack heads look like they're ghosts even.

4369
03:15:09,940 --> 03:15:22,940
They've a vested interest in making sure that I don't get upstairs because if their den goes, then they've nowhere to fucking do their business.

4370
03:15:22,940 --> 03:15:35,940
But the big boys are up the top.

4371
03:15:35,940 --> 03:15:36,940
They're not able to take out the head honcho.

4372
03:15:36,940 --> 03:15:38,940
They're not able to take out the head honcho.

4373
03:15:38,940 --> 03:15:39,940
They're not able to take out the head honcho.

4374
03:15:39,940 --> 03:15:40,940
They're not able to take out the head honcho.

4375
03:15:40,940 --> 03:15:41,940
They're not able to take out the head honcho.

4376
03:15:41,940 --> 03:15:42,940
They're not able to take out the head honcho.

4377
03:15:42,940 --> 03:15:43,940
They're not able to take out the head honcho.

4378
03:15:43,940 --> 03:15:44,940
They're not able to take out the head honcho.

4379
03:15:44,940 --> 03:15:45,940
They're not able to take out the head honcho.

4380
03:15:45,940 --> 03:15:46,940
They're not able to take out the head honcho.

4381
03:15:46,940 --> 03:15:47,940
They're not able to take out the head honcho.

4382
03:15:47,940 --> 03:15:48,940
They're not able to take out the head honcho.

4383
03:15:48,940 --> 03:15:49,940
They're not able to take out the head honcho.

4384
03:15:49,940 --> 03:15:50,940
They're not able to take out the head honcho.

4385
03:15:50,940 --> 03:15:51,940
They're not able to take out the head honcho.

4386
03:15:51,940 --> 03:15:52,940
They're not able to take out the head honcho.

4387
03:15:52,940 --> 03:15:53,940
They're not able to take out the head honcho.

4388
03:15:53,940 --> 03:15:54,940
They're not able to take out the head honcho.

4389
03:15:54,940 --> 03:15:55,940
They're not able to take out the head honcho.

4390
03:15:55,940 --> 03:15:56,940
They're not able to take out the head honcho.

4391
03:15:56,940 --> 03:15:57,940
They're not able to take out the head honcho.

4392
03:15:57,940 --> 03:15:58,940
They're not able to take out the head honcho.

4393
03:15:58,940 --> 03:15:59,940
They're not able to take out the head honcho.

4394
03:15:59,940 --> 03:16:00,940
They're not able to take out the head honcho.

4395
03:16:00,940 --> 03:16:01,940
They're not able to take out the head honcho.

4396
03:16:01,940 --> 03:16:02,940
They're not able to take out the head honcho.

4397
03:16:02,940 --> 03:16:03,940
They're not able to take out the head honcho.

4398
03:16:03,940 --> 03:16:04,940
They're not able to take out the head honcho.

4399
03:16:04,940 --> 03:16:05,940
They're not able to take out the head honcho.

4400
03:16:05,940 --> 03:16:06,940
They're not able to take out the head honcho.

4401
03:16:06,940 --> 03:16:07,940
They're not able to take out the head honcho.

4402
03:16:07,940 --> 03:16:08,940
They're not able to take out the head honcho.

4403
03:16:08,940 --> 03:16:09,940
They're not able to take out the head honcho.

4404
03:16:09,940 --> 03:16:10,940
They're not able to take out the head honcho.

4405
03:16:10,940 --> 03:16:11,940
They're not able to take out the head honcho.

4406
03:16:11,940 --> 03:16:12,940
They're not able to take out the head honcho.

4407
03:16:12,940 --> 03:16:13,940
They're not able to take out the head honcho.

4408
03:16:13,940 --> 03:16:14,940
They're not able to take out the head honcho.

4409
03:16:14,940 --> 03:16:15,940
They're not able to take out the head honcho.

4410
03:16:15,940 --> 03:16:16,940
They're not able to take out the head honcho.

4411
03:16:16,940 --> 03:16:17,940
They're not able to take out the head honcho.

4412
03:16:17,940 --> 03:16:18,940
They're not able to take out the head honcho.

4413
03:16:18,940 --> 03:16:19,940
They're not able to take out the head honcho.

4414
03:16:19,940 --> 03:16:20,940
They're not able to take out the head honcho.

4415
03:16:20,940 --> 03:16:21,940
They're not able to take out the head honcho.

4416
03:16:21,940 --> 03:16:22,940
They're not able to take out the head honcho.

4417
03:16:22,940 --> 03:16:23,940
They're not able to take out the head honcho.

4418
03:16:23,940 --> 03:16:24,940
They're not able to take out the head honcho.

4419
03:16:24,940 --> 03:16:25,940
They're not able to take out the head honcho.

4420
03:16:25,940 --> 03:16:26,940
They're not able to take out the head honcho.

4421
03:16:26,940 --> 03:16:27,940
They're not able to take out the head honcho.

4422
03:16:27,940 --> 03:16:28,940
They're not able to take out the head honcho.

4423
03:16:28,940 --> 03:16:29,940
They're not able to take out the head honcho.

4424
03:16:29,940 --> 03:16:30,940
They're not able to take out the head honcho.

4425
03:16:30,940 --> 03:16:31,940
They're not able to take out the head honcho.

4426
03:16:31,940 --> 03:16:32,940
They're not able to take out the head honcho.

4427
03:16:32,940 --> 03:16:33,940
They're not able to take out the head honcho.

4428
03:16:33,940 --> 03:16:34,940
They're not able to take out the head honcho.

4429
03:16:34,940 --> 03:16:35,940
They're not able to take out the head honcho.

4430
03:16:35,940 --> 03:16:36,940
They're not able to take out the head honcho.

4431
03:16:36,940 --> 03:16:37,940
They're not able to take out the head honcho.

4432
03:16:37,940 --> 03:16:38,940
They're not able to take out the head honcho.

4433
03:16:38,940 --> 03:16:39,940
They're not able to take out the head honcho.

4434
03:16:39,940 --> 03:16:40,940
They're not able to take out the head honcho.

4435
03:16:40,940 --> 03:16:41,940
They're not able to take out the head honcho.

4436
03:16:41,940 --> 03:16:42,940
They're not able to take out the head honcho.

4437
03:16:42,940 --> 03:16:43,940
They're not able to take out the head honcho.

4438
03:16:43,940 --> 03:16:44,940
They're not able to take out the head honcho.

4439
03:16:44,940 --> 03:16:45,940
They're not able to take out the head honcho.

4440
03:16:45,940 --> 03:16:46,940
I'm gonna take out the head honcho.

4441
03:16:46,940 --> 03:16:47,940
I'm gonna take out the head honcho.

4442
03:16:47,940 --> 03:16:48,940
I'm gonna take out the head honcho.

4443
03:16:48,940 --> 03:16:49,940
I'm gonna take out the head honcho.

4444
03:16:49,940 --> 03:16:50,940
I'm gonna take out the head honcho.

4445
03:16:50,940 --> 03:16:51,940
I'm gonna take out the head honcho.

4446
03:16:51,940 --> 03:16:52,940
I'm gonna take out the head honcho.

4447
03:16:52,940 --> 03:16:53,940
I'm gonna take out the head honcho.

4448
03:16:53,940 --> 03:16:54,940
I'm gonna take out the head honcho.

4449
03:16:54,940 --> 03:16:55,940
I'm gonna take out the head honcho.

4450
03:16:55,940 --> 03:16:56,940
I'm gonna take out the head honcho.

4451
03:16:56,940 --> 03:16:57,940
I'm gonna take out the head honcho.

4452
03:16:57,940 --> 03:16:58,940
I'm gonna take out the head honcho.

4453
03:16:58,940 --> 03:16:59,940
I'm gonna take out the head honcho.

4454
03:16:59,940 --> 03:17:00,940
I'm gonna take out the head honcho.

4455
03:17:00,940 --> 03:17:01,940
I'm gonna take out the head honcho.

4456
03:17:01,940 --> 03:17:02,940
I'm gonna take out the head honcho.

4457
03:17:02,940 --> 03:17:03,940
I'm gonna take out the head honcho.

4458
03:17:03,940 --> 03:17:08,940
I just wanna say- I wanna say exactly what they're saying.

4459
03:17:08,940 --> 03:17:11,940
And I got shotgunned out of it.

4460
03:17:11,940 --> 03:17:12,940
But don't worry.

4461
03:17:12,940 --> 03:17:14,940
The save scum scenario is legit.

4462
03:17:14,940 --> 03:17:16,940
We've got an F3.

4463
03:17:16,940 --> 03:17:19,940
There's a guy around the corner with a shotty too hottie.

4464
03:17:19,940 --> 03:17:23,940
Ready to pop off a few fucking buck shots of slug into the face.

4465
03:17:23,940 --> 03:17:25,940
But I'm ready for him.

4466
03:17:25,940 --> 03:17:28,940
Maybe if we just do the, uh, solid snake on it.

4467
03:17:28,940 --> 03:17:35,940
Waste of dark money.

4468
03:17:35,940 --> 03:17:40,940
Fuck.

4469
03:17:40,940 --> 03:17:41,940
Fuck.

4470
03:17:41,940 --> 03:17:42,940
Fuck.

4471
03:17:42,940 --> 03:17:53,940
They've got surplus crack heads coming from downstairs to try and give me jip.

4472
03:17:53,940 --> 03:17:54,940
I'm gonna take out the head.

4473
03:17:54,940 --> 03:17:55,940
I'm gonna take out the head.

4474
03:17:55,940 --> 03:17:56,940
I'm gonna take out the head.

4475
03:17:56,940 --> 03:17:57,940
I'm gonna take out the head.

4476
03:17:57,940 --> 03:17:58,940
I'm gonna take out the head.

4477
03:17:58,940 --> 03:17:59,940
I'm gonna take out the head.

4478
03:17:59,940 --> 03:18:00,940
I'm gonna take out the head.

4479
03:18:00,940 --> 03:18:01,940
I'm gonna take out the head.

4480
03:18:01,940 --> 03:18:02,940
I'm gonna take out the head.

4481
03:18:02,940 --> 03:18:03,940
I'm gonna take out the head.

4482
03:18:03,940 --> 03:18:04,940
I'm gonna take out the head.

4483
03:18:04,940 --> 03:18:05,940
I'm gonna take out the head.

4484
03:18:05,940 --> 03:18:06,940
I'm gonna take out the head.

4485
03:18:06,940 --> 03:18:07,940
I'm gonna take out the head.

4486
03:18:07,940 --> 03:18:08,940
I'm gonna take out the head.

4487
03:18:08,940 --> 03:18:09,940
I'm gonna take out the head.

4488
03:18:09,940 --> 03:18:10,940
I'm gonna take out the head.

4489
03:18:10,940 --> 03:18:11,940
I'm gonna take out the head.

4490
03:18:11,940 --> 03:18:12,940
I'm gonna take out the head.

4491
03:18:12,940 --> 03:18:13,940
I'm gonna take out the head.

4492
03:18:13,940 --> 03:18:14,940
I'm gonna take out the head.

4493
03:18:14,940 --> 03:18:15,940
I'm gonna take out the head.

4494
03:18:15,940 --> 03:18:16,940
I'm gonna take out the head.

4495
03:18:16,940 --> 03:18:17,940
I'm gonna take out the head.

4496
03:18:17,940 --> 03:18:18,940
I'm gonna take out the head.

4497
03:18:18,940 --> 03:18:19,940
I'm gonna take out the head.

4498
03:18:19,940 --> 03:18:20,940
I'm gonna take out the head.

4499
03:18:20,940 --> 03:18:21,940
I'm gonna take out the head.

4500
03:18:21,940 --> 03:18:22,940
I'm gonna take out the head.

4501
03:18:22,940 --> 03:18:23,940
I'm gonna take out the head.

4502
03:18:23,940 --> 03:18:24,940
I'm gonna take out the head.

4503
03:18:24,940 --> 03:18:25,940
I'm gonna take out the head.

4504
03:18:25,940 --> 03:18:26,940
I'm gonna take out the head.

4505
03:18:26,940 --> 03:18:27,940
I'm gonna take out the head.

4506
03:18:27,940 --> 03:18:28,940
I'm gonna take out the head.

4507
03:18:28,940 --> 03:18:29,940
I'm gonna take out the head.

4508
03:18:29,940 --> 03:18:30,940
I'm gonna take out the head.

4509
03:18:30,940 --> 03:18:31,940
I'm gonna take out the head.

4510
03:18:31,940 --> 03:18:32,940
I'm gonna take out the head.

4511
03:18:32,940 --> 03:18:33,940
I'm gonna take out the head.

4512
03:18:33,940 --> 03:18:34,940
I'm gonna take out the head.

4513
03:18:34,940 --> 03:18:35,940
I'm gonna take out the head.

4514
03:18:35,940 --> 03:18:36,940
I'm gonna take out the head.

4515
03:18:36,940 --> 03:18:37,940
I'm gonna take out the head.

4516
03:18:37,940 --> 03:18:40,940
Things are definitely looking up mate.

4517
03:18:40,940 --> 03:18:43,940
I think I've just hit the fucking jackpot.

4518
03:18:43,940 --> 03:18:48,940
I'm standing here with about 300 grand's worth of yardy blood money.

4519
03:18:48,940 --> 03:18:49,940
You're gonna need it mate.

4520
03:18:49,940 --> 03:18:52,940
I don't think any amount of cash is gonna get you out of this one.

4521
03:18:52,940 --> 03:18:54,940
No you're probably right.

4522
03:18:54,940 --> 03:18:57,940
But if we're to stand any chance I'm gonna need this cash.

4523
03:18:57,940 --> 03:18:58,940
So wait.

4524
03:18:58,940 --> 03:18:59,940
Have you got him?

4525
03:18:59,940 --> 03:19:00,940
Nah not yet.

4526
03:19:00,940 --> 03:19:02,940
But I think I've finally got it covered.

4527
03:19:02,940 --> 03:19:05,940
I've got a plant inside Charlie's mansion.

4528
03:19:05,940 --> 03:19:06,940
And she's on the case mate.

4529
03:19:06,940 --> 03:19:08,940
She must be pretty brave man.

4530
03:19:08,940 --> 03:19:11,940
Or are you a shit load to take that lot on?

4531
03:19:11,940 --> 03:19:13,940
Yeah I suppose she is.

4532
03:19:13,940 --> 03:19:14,940
I mean she does yeah.

4533
03:19:14,940 --> 03:19:16,940
I mean she does yeah.

4534
03:19:16,940 --> 03:19:19,940
You get your arse over to Riventon Street.

4535
03:19:19,940 --> 03:19:22,940
It can't be long till the filth get here.

4536
03:19:22,940 --> 03:19:24,940
The money will be in the boot.

4537
03:19:24,940 --> 03:19:26,940
And the keys will be on the driver side rear tyre.

4538
03:19:26,940 --> 03:19:28,940
I'll boost and I want to get out of here alright.

4539
03:19:28,940 --> 03:19:29,940
Nissan Skylane.

4540
03:19:29,940 --> 03:19:31,940
So what will you be doing?

4541
03:19:31,940 --> 03:19:33,940
Won't Charlie be expecting the cash then?

4542
03:19:33,940 --> 03:19:34,940
Look.

4543
03:19:34,940 --> 03:19:37,940
Don't you worry about Charlie or Jake.

4544
03:19:37,940 --> 03:19:40,940
It's time I did London a favour and took care of those two.

4545
03:19:40,940 --> 03:19:41,940
Look man.

4546
03:19:41,940 --> 03:19:42,940
Please don't do anything stupid.

4547
03:19:42,940 --> 03:19:44,940
What have I got to lose Leah mate?

4548
03:19:44,940 --> 03:19:45,940
Only your pile of cash.

4549
03:19:45,940 --> 03:19:46,940
And your kid.

4550
03:19:46,940 --> 03:19:47,940
Look.

4551
03:19:47,940 --> 03:19:49,940
If anything happens to me.

4552
03:19:49,940 --> 03:19:51,940
You use the cash to take care of him alright?

4553
03:19:51,940 --> 03:19:53,940
You don't have to ask me.

4554
03:19:53,940 --> 03:19:55,940
Look I've got to get out of here now.

4555
03:19:55,940 --> 03:19:56,940
Take care of my son.

4556
03:19:56,940 --> 03:19:57,940
Well you do your worst mate.

4557
03:19:57,940 --> 03:19:58,940
Take care of my son.

4558
03:19:58,940 --> 03:19:59,940
Well you do your worst mate.

4559
03:19:59,940 --> 03:20:12,700
And that is that scene done.

4560
03:20:13,420 --> 03:20:16,700
We are near the end of the Mark Hammond chapter.

4561
03:20:17,700 --> 03:20:20,440
We'll actually save it here as a man with a baseball bat comes.

4562
03:20:20,480 --> 03:20:21,960
We might just kill this man actually first.

4563
03:20:27,600 --> 03:20:30,480
I doubt he's going to play in any baseball with that.

4564
03:20:31,940 --> 03:20:33,200
Got to get it off.

4565
03:20:33,840 --> 03:20:35,480
Anyway we'll save that.

4566
03:20:38,920 --> 03:20:40,240
F1 or F3.

4567
03:20:40,440 --> 03:20:42,980
I get confused as to what the save state.

4568
03:20:43,340 --> 03:20:44,640
F1 is the save state.

4569
03:20:44,740 --> 03:20:45,420
Okay F1.

4570
03:20:47,020 --> 03:20:55,260
That concludes today's edition of EastEnders the video game featuring Bob Hoskins and the

4571
03:20:55,260 --> 03:20:56,300
Japanese squad.

4572
03:20:56,300 --> 03:20:56,900
Tom.

4573
03:20:57,260 --> 03:20:58,140
Yep.

4574
03:20:58,640 --> 03:21:00,420
I want to say thanks to everyone who tuned in.

4575
03:21:00,420 --> 03:21:07,660
Big commiserations to those crazy little guys from Japan who tried their heart out but just

4576
03:21:07,660 --> 03:21:10,140
could not make it happen in the end.

4577
03:21:10,480 --> 03:21:14,840
And congratulations to none other than Croatia for doing it.

4578
03:21:15,420 --> 03:21:17,800
Yeah I want to say thanks to everyone who tuned in.

4579
03:21:17,800 --> 03:21:19,060
Thanks for the tips as well.

4580
03:21:19,120 --> 03:21:28,600
And thank you very much to second cousin removed Tony Higson whose stage name obviously is Tony

4581
03:21:28,600 --> 03:21:28,980
Hamlet.

4582
03:21:28,980 --> 03:21:31,400
You know him from previous productions.

4583
03:21:31,580 --> 03:21:32,220
Tony are you there?

4584
03:21:33,220 --> 03:21:35,440
I am indeed, son. I am indeed.

4585
03:21:36,240 --> 03:21:40,320
Interesting little story about this area in Brixton where you're based now.

4586
03:21:40,460 --> 03:21:42,760
Actually, it all used to be a little toy shop.

4587
03:21:44,340 --> 03:21:46,800
What? Where all the houses were, Aaron?

4588
03:21:46,960 --> 03:21:47,640
All that kind of stuff.

4589
03:21:47,760 --> 03:21:51,460
Like, this entire area here where I'm walking around.

4590
03:21:52,520 --> 03:21:53,000
Yeah.

4591
03:21:54,200 --> 03:21:57,140
Time once was when it was just a little toy shop.

4592
03:21:57,840 --> 03:22:00,960
And we used to come down here and play with all the little toys.

4593
03:22:00,960 --> 03:22:05,460
But now it's a cracked, den-ridden fucking seat of despair and misery.

4594
03:22:06,220 --> 03:22:11,840
As you can see, you can't even walk around without getting shot to death by Yardies.

4595
03:22:12,920 --> 03:22:16,060
Anyway, thanks very much. We'll talk to you later on, yeah.

4596
03:22:18,020 --> 03:22:19,540
Thanks very much for that.

4597
03:22:19,800 --> 03:22:21,860
Tony Hamlet's luck. We'll see you later on, guys.

4598
03:22:21,960 --> 03:22:22,800
Thanks for tuning in.

4599
03:22:24,420 --> 03:22:30,100
We'll play out with the final edition of Vintage Cockney Moods.

4600
03:22:30,100 --> 03:22:32,820
We'll talk to you later on. See you later, guys. Bye-bye.

4601
03:22:33,080 --> 03:22:35,360
Hello again, guys, and welcome back to the livestream.

4602
03:22:35,780 --> 03:22:38,760
And now we've got another episode of Cockney Moods,

4603
03:22:38,860 --> 03:22:42,860
which aims to give you the best acting education in Cockney ever.

4604
03:22:43,180 --> 03:22:49,620
In this episode, Arfa needs some help with pest control going on in his garage.

4605
03:22:55,040 --> 03:22:57,140
You punts! You slag!

4606
03:22:57,700 --> 03:22:59,100
Stick it in the onion bag!

4607
03:22:59,340 --> 03:23:00,260
Come on, Steve!

4608
03:23:00,600 --> 03:23:03,300
You got a smiley face today, half-wise? Is it Christmas?

4609
03:23:03,960 --> 03:23:05,120
Fuck it feels like it.

4610
03:23:05,140 --> 03:23:07,080
You got a queen as big as a Cheshire cat?

4611
03:23:07,180 --> 03:23:08,180
Course I'm happy.

4612
03:23:08,300 --> 03:23:09,040
What school is it?

4613
03:23:09,260 --> 03:23:11,760
We came back from the dead 3-0 down.

4614
03:23:12,080 --> 03:23:13,980
Turned it around 4-3.

4615
03:23:14,480 --> 03:23:15,040
Boof!

4616
03:23:15,100 --> 03:23:16,860
Actric from Tamagotchi.

4617
03:23:17,360 --> 03:23:17,920
Tamagotchi?

4618
03:23:18,100 --> 03:23:20,260
Fucking wonder kid from Japan, ain't he?

4619
03:23:20,580 --> 03:23:21,060
Boof!

4620
03:23:21,340 --> 03:23:23,360
3 million from FC Osaka.

4621
03:23:24,200 --> 03:23:26,120
His missus ain't too bad either.

4622
03:23:26,620 --> 03:23:28,400
She's got a fucking nice, Aris.

4623
03:23:28,620 --> 03:23:31,080
Oi-oi, Tamagotchi! Oi-oi!

4624
03:23:31,240 --> 03:23:32,240
Dapper laughs!

4625
03:23:32,480 --> 03:23:32,980
Boof!

4626
03:23:33,280 --> 03:23:34,160
Anyway, believe me.

4627
03:23:34,280 --> 03:23:35,120
Reason on me are

4628
03:23:35,120 --> 03:23:37,060
is you've got to be a pest control

4629
03:23:37,060 --> 03:23:39,040
and you've taken care of down my lock-up.

4630
03:23:39,180 --> 03:23:39,800
Lock-up?

4631
03:23:40,040 --> 03:23:40,780
Lock-up!

4632
03:23:41,200 --> 03:23:43,380
It's like an A. It's like saying an A instead of a U.

4633
03:23:44,280 --> 03:23:45,220
Go be a pest control!

4634
03:23:45,620 --> 03:23:48,700
Go be a pest control and he's taken care of down my lock-up!

4635
03:23:49,060 --> 03:23:49,600
That's a shit.

4636
03:23:49,940 --> 03:23:51,720
Got him on the CCTV here.

4637
03:23:52,800 --> 03:23:55,300
He's a fucking proper naughty reptile.

4638
03:23:55,560 --> 03:23:57,020
You're gonna get rid of that snake?

4639
03:23:57,360 --> 03:23:59,680
I've got a bit of an allergic reaction to reptiles.

4640
03:24:00,100 --> 03:24:00,440
Yeah!

4641
03:24:01,560 --> 03:24:03,340
I know you listen here and you listen good

4642
03:24:03,340 --> 03:24:04,900
because my life can say this once.

4643
03:24:06,540 --> 03:24:07,960
You're like, really?

4644
03:24:08,400 --> 03:24:09,560
I don't know what you said.

4645
03:24:10,380 --> 03:24:12,200
You're gonna fucking do it like a good little boy.

4646
03:24:13,020 --> 03:24:14,440
Alright, if I do it, I'll do it.

4647
03:24:14,580 --> 03:24:16,820
Get in there and get rid of that fucking snake.

4648
03:24:18,880 --> 03:24:19,660
That's it, Billy.

4649
03:24:20,180 --> 03:24:21,560
Slide along the wall, Billy.

4650
03:24:21,940 --> 03:24:23,300
Nice and slowly, Billy.

4651
03:24:25,480 --> 03:24:26,940
Don't fucking frighten him.

4652
03:24:27,760 --> 03:24:29,240
Go down to the corner, yeah?

4653
03:24:31,360 --> 03:24:32,940
You need to get down to his level.

4654
03:24:33,040 --> 03:24:34,160
You need to crouch down.

4655
03:24:34,320 --> 03:24:34,780
That's it.

4656
03:24:37,600 --> 03:24:39,560
Now, offer him some banana skin

4657
03:24:39,560 --> 03:24:40,760
and then eat him with the hammer.

4658
03:24:44,640 --> 03:24:45,100
Oh!

4659
03:24:45,620 --> 03:24:46,120
Oh!

4660
03:24:46,760 --> 03:24:47,200
Billy!

4661
03:24:48,640 --> 03:24:50,100
Oh, beautiful Billy!

4662
03:24:50,940 --> 03:24:51,380
Billy!

4663
03:24:53,060 --> 03:24:53,520
Billy!

4664
03:24:53,520 --> 03:25:00,640
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